SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

The first 3 episodes of SAO aren’t bad, but then after that…

Anybody else having a lazy day? Where you just don’t wanna get out of bed and want to do fuck all? My car’s check engine light is on and it’s lobg over due for a check up, I need to buy groceries because there’s barely anything in the fridge, Laundry needs to get done, I’m in desperate need of a haircut and shave. But I just don’t want to do anything. Hell I didn’t even eat until an hour ago because my stomach actually started growling. Guess I’ll just order in for dinner and get started on my to do list first thing Sunday morning.

I beat off like eight times today. Anything but lazy.

At least I can be seen on stream. :coffee:

Do you have more than 2 viewers at any given time?

Once you figure out the first FMA is non canon, it just ruins the experiences.

Ya boy mIRC in this bitch like

“I save all my sperm and use it as face paint to honor Matriarch” lookin ass nigga

Not gonna lie. I use to masturbate often. Until I found out embarrassingly that it was killing my ability to perform. So for a while now I’ve only jacked it once a week. Also jerking off when done right can actually improve your performance.

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!

First FMA or Brotherhood?

I liked the first FMA more than Brotherhood.

Even though Brotherhood is more canon, the mood gets thrown off with the shounen attempts at humor. Sorry, but those over-exaggerated facial expressions should have died out in 2001.

bruh, i lasted i think 5 episodes. that idiotic anime…

“hey, our consciousnesses are stuck in this videogame and will only be released if we beat the game. if we are disconnected from it in the real world we die. better form bullshit alliances and fight/steal/fall in love with each other instead of beating the game as quickly as possible TO KEEP OUR TANGIBLE BODIES FROM STARVING TO DEATH. BRICKSQUAAAAAAAAD


Naomi Watts - An Interesting Specimen Calfturday

[details=Spoiler] Naomi Watts

http://i.imgur.com/WXrOd9p.jpg

what makes her so great? remember my diagram of what a calf should look like?

the thing to take from that diagram is that the bulge of the insides should be large enough to touch- and at their peak, should be as far away from the knee as possible. this usually results in a diamond shape. you’ll almost never see an ideal shape because of the inside’s tendency to stay close to the knee. now look at Mrs. Watts:

http://i.imgur.com/DRJuvs0.jpg

her insides have completely crossed the center of her shins and reside closer to her ankle. gamebreaker. only girl i have out of the hundreds of thousands of pics with that mutation.

http://i.imgur.com/eXESbgI.jpg

should be illegal

http://i.imgur.com/SBqp4pE.jpg

i will murder your family, family.

http://i.imgur.com/DvTKULq.jpg

Ray Donovan is probably the luckiest man in Hollywood (not just because he’s married to her, but because pretty much every woman on Ray Donovan has amazing calves, though “standard” amazing- not “WTF-AMAZING-HAX” amazing)

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First Argentina and now S. Korea.
Go Honduras

I liked both of them.

Woof!

cute doge.

Better hide it from one of your Korean washboard waifus.

Woooowww

rearranged my living room:

http://i.imgur.com/i3UKP81.jpg

Looks clean and modern. Do you know what type of plant that is?

Moving around 3D models in your renderer does not count.