SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

The only thing necessary for unhygienic Autistic, [ironically party-game] players to win, is for fighting game players to do nothing.

That blowjob cafe story has been posted in two separate lounges over three times.

y’know there’s a few "what if…"s that would make humankind so much more interesting, in my opinion…like what if reincarnation is indeed a real thing? That would certainly be a relief to know that we get “extra lives” like a video game, though I’d assume you just aren’t supposed to remember who you were previously, or that you were previously here at all in the first place.
It would also be much more interesting if it turned out that we were indeed a “science project” developed by another species that originated elsewhere in the galaxy. It would be so interesting then if they returned some day to explain this and other things to us.

ohooooo ***OLYMPIC HOTNESS ALERT ***Women’s Water Polo! Just in the teaser clip they showed now…there was some incredibly gorgeous bootycheeks on screen for a few seconds.
Ah, and my honey Allyson Felix is coming up on track & field in a few moments.

Hell, even Bill Maher touched on it in his most recent closing bit.

co-wowrker said when her manager made her mad she pee’d in a bottle and sprayed it on her managers desk

should I be worried yall? :confused:

When Rogen submitted the film to the MPAA, they assigned it with an NC-17 rating due to a piece of Lavash’s pubic hair on the scrotum being visible. In order to be re-assigned an R rating, the pubic hair was digitally removed.

Was it a white girl? White people are fucked up

Lol Normally I’d add a disclaimer of an article likely being posted before but shrug

Due to the breakneck pace of the Lounge, I’m usually a 500 or so pages behind each time.

In any case, to digress:

Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe: http://youtu.be/7skh0i6s3tY

I just love how they have to create retarded scenarios to allow this to happen. Still looked entertaining if you don’t take it seriously.

Comicsexplained is a good channel when you don’t have time to keep track of the multitude of story arcs, retcons and telenovela plots in comics.

White boys with too much to drink and after watching a ufc. Got damn dudes were being stomped out. Lol at random dude failing at the KINSHASAAaaa!

Second “fight” this is what will happen to connor mcgregor. Nice hip toss to full mount. Good top pressure. That slide into armbar. Then as girl was turtling a nice back take into the rnc.

This is why my daughter will do bjj, wrestling, and muay thai

Second throw wasn’t a hip toss it was a sacrifice throw. She did Tomoe Nage :stuck_out_tongue:

Well i don’t judo. We call it a hip throw with the fact her foot was placed on the hip and she just rolled through.

Now a hip toss is different.

But yeah that rolling foot in hip throw to full mount was lit

Idiocracy predicted the future.

Ah that’s super interesting. For Judo they break it down into into Hip Throws, Arm throws, Sacrifice throws, or Foot techniques. And its exactly how you would expect for the most part, if your hip is the main thing you’re using than it becomes a ‘hip throw’. Since most of the waza are considered throws they typically define them in the name rather than distinguish between say Hip toss vs Hip Throw.

There are a few throws that seem more like foot techniques but are actually arm throws, like the body drop throw (Tai-O-Toshi)

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But that throw she did they call a sacrifice throw since you have to roll on your back and during a fight the last thing you wanna do is roll backwards onto your back unless you’re taking out your opponent or gaining a very positive position.

There’s so many throws i have learned thanks to the guys that come in and catch pretty much takes all the throws.

Double overhook throws are my go to and body lock tosses.

The thing about getting that grand amplitude is that popping of the hips. Stuff like cleans, deadlifts, and squats really add to that torque.

But then i got tossed by josh barnett. You never know what weightlessness is until josh uses you to demo a takedown

I miss judo sometimes. Its a great sport. Rolling and Jiu-Jitsu plus the throws are so cool. Its such a great sport. I respect anyone who does grappling well.

Louisiana now in a state of emergency due to flooding caused by severe rainfall. Even the governor’s mansion has water in the basement.

NY is under a magnifying glass right now.

It’s not THAT small.

…maybe that irrelevant.

ohoooo I just assumed at a glance it was a children’s movie since it’s animated characters… well, this movie “Sausage Party” appears to be more interesting than I thought… the Double Toasted crew has a vid up about this one
yep

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsaOK28DtNc

hahah “theyyyy call me MR. GRITS.” Ok yeah this might be some classic shit I need to see then. :clap:

Olympic Hotness Alert–the prime white booty-meat in women’s water polo is SERIOUS :sweat:
Also—Emma Coburn was just on for the Steeplechase 3000m thing… more PRIME white meat there.

Oooooh and now it’s Jessica Ennis time again! :woot: