Tekno the type of nigga who would admit to fucking a trap, but would fail to mention that person looked like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/asEdKL_ZVvs/hqdefault.jpg
“Man up.” - Preppy
everybody puts gold bond, shaq brand
on they dick
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dGmXdvHiqqY/maxresdefault.jpg
Who the fuck is doing this, lol?
>not using cocoa butter to lather up your dingus
don’t we have like a general movie thread? can’t seem to find it.
In the blockbuster 1992 movie STEEL
Shaquille, the O’neal wears “snapback hats.” Unfortunately he calls them SHAQbacks like SHAQpacks and RadioSHAQ and everything else he sells as a spokesman.
Shouldn’t that thing behind his grumpy head be on his ruler stiff, there was a beard inside it all along chin?
clicked that and the videogame now playing thread, but remembered its called FANATIC. Was on p2
It would be awkward as fuck for me to call someone “negro”.
yeah, if you’re black and some random person walks up and calls you negro dont front like you wont get upset.
I know smashas that get upset when people call them “brotha”
thats true love tho
waiting for a white chick to call me brotha
[quote=“NickRocks, post:1100, topic:180661”]
this is fkn sad
[/quote] ...pathetic.... and yet so many dudes are still so eager to throw all their freedom away like this. This is stupidity. Once one has grown up and is away from "Mommy" and/or "Daddy", then that *should* be the end of the nagging and overbearing "parental" bullshit in your life.....but no, they apparently want more of that, and find a broad that picks up right where Mommy left off with the nagging and control, limitations on what you are *allowed* to do, etc. That is absolutely pitiful, man.Getting hit with contact requests on Skype from random women I’ve never heard of.
All with the same avatar.
Yeah, seems legit.
You missing out on the police orgy.
Fat dude just got into work 10 minutes ago, already taking his 30-minute shit break.
What the fuck does this dude eat that makes him go so fucking often and for so long? I imagine his shits are like that dude in the Sopranos who died on the toilet due to blowing his fucking heart out. I hope this doesn’t happen to this coworker, though, because pretty sure I’d be tasked with removing that body.
Sauce plx
[quote=“NickRocks, post:1100, topic:180661”]
this is fkn sad
[/quote]I couldn’t listen to the whole video because this guy’s accent is fucking brutal, but yeah I feel for that dude with the rules.
When I was an inexperienced pup, my college gf did the same shit to me and I just followed it like a bitch because she was the first piece of pussy I ever had. Shit went on for two years until I had to bail. I’m still friends with her now but laugh at my old self. She legit gets mad at me to this day over me not bringing her out to better places than Pizza Hut and how I didn’t listen to her at the end of our relationship. I still have to explain to her how I was a broke-ass college student paying my own way (she was too dumb to be accepted to college btw) and how she was oppressive as fuck whenever I had fun without her since her parents kept her on a 9 p.m. curfew.
Man, just looking back it’s so sad to think I was that way. Absolutely zero pussy is worth that hassle.
Protip: You like men.
FLAW: HER SHOULDERS ARE WIDER THAN HER WAIST. Either she’s a man or she suffers from NOASSATALL syndrome. Hint: the two are not exclusive.
What’s that I hear? Do I hear:
@Million @“The Damned” @SFV SeasonPass on steam, all negative reviews including ASCII art middle fingers
New Luke Cage trailer.
Best girl won the SRK Bowl. I’m going to protect that smile.
Get her a feed bag.
Only because you asked so nicely.