*I laughed my ass off when I read this. Million being a GQ looking dude, who makes bank and wants absolutely nothing to do with women is probably the best interpretation of him. I held the notion that he comes off as disarmingly normal guy in real life who doesn’t do stupid shit. But now I can’t unthink of GQ Million. *
Martian 20, right? Young buck will touch another pussy again.
I am bald
But there’s graceful and bad balding
Dudes trying to do the combover should just go bald
Like those 25 year old indian interns, your bald spot grows, your hair is thin, and your hairline keeps creeping up like the tides of the ocean at night
Just get a buzz cut.
But then some guys have wrinkled heads
Lucky i have a smooth head. Wifey says i have an egg head.
Bald is beautiful though.
- Don’t find a new girl, work on improving your situation and be able to stand on your own before getting entangled with anyone else.
I agree with what everyone else has said here, she’s probably been wanting to move on from things for longer than you think, and with you losing your employment gives her an “easy out”. I understand you’re probably broken up about everything, but like Manx said start thinking about protecting yourself now. Since you’re in a new apartment that costs more to uphold start thinking about what happens if you guys split up. Subletting is always an option (if your landlord allows it) and will help you have income while you’re in between jobs, specially if you have another place to stay.
The most messed-up part is, that guy didn’t even make it to the 2012 Olympics because he snapped his other leg beforehand!
Big props to my girl Sarah Sjöström on breaking the Olympic women’s record. Super cool chick who is dating one of my best friends. She even let me take a selfie wearing her gold medals once.
Let her leave. She wants to fuck other people, and has been wanting to for awhile. Only reason shes staying on is because she had no real excuse, and most woman are pussies and don’t want to look like shit to their friends and family. Lack of job is the perfect excuse to dip out and make you look like a piece of shit to all her friends and family. Bring another girl over, and just tell her to be quiet with packing her shit, and get out.
Lol at the thought of the martian having a girl. Nigga spend all day on srk snitching on niggas and playing EVERY game while high.
And apparently he had a job (still not buying that one), I don’t see any time in his schedule for a girl or a friend. She was probably just the chick that cleaned up after him? @martian can you confirm or deny this?
@Bomberman3000 how this nigga gonna be an olympian when he mister glass?
Is this the relationshits thread?
All this bad advice god damn. What you need to do is drop a heavy cement block on each leg while she’s sleeping. When her legs are broken she can’t leave you. It’s foolproof!
No worries @TheMartian once you start your job at Gamestop you’ll be fucking weird blue haired hipster chicks in their asses in no time. Just be sure to tell Holly you got dat high grade Molly. 
im going to prob go bald once i start this dbol
hair for gains
I think of Phil. The rest is easy
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dont SIMP to some chick who wants to LEAVE YOU. are you MARRIED or do you have KIDS? if not then who CARES? I know youre like SEVENTEEN so this breakup is the end of your WORLD but trust, youll be fine. shes YOUNG and DUMB and wants to EAT CUM, this is the most PROMISCUOUS part of a woman LIFE anyways.
IRONICALLY Im finding it way EASIER to get female attention as I near my 30s, which makes it LESS of a BIG DEAL to me. TEN YEARS AGO I would have tripped over EVERY FEMALE. now its all meh fuck em and MOVE ON
Fightan gaames too much. I can’t do it anymore.
https://twitter.com/Gegz/status/762322545534177280?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
@“The Martian” You’ve been given a lot of solid advice. If someone can be unaffected by your pain- especially when being the cause of it, they don’t love you. You’re young and have nowhere to go but up. Hang in there.
Reminds me of this cat I know. He was supporting some lazy hoe that was eating his and his roommates food. She didn’t clean or work, just being a general lazy and bossy bitch. Dude finally like after months of dealing with this shit said, “you gots to go” but I am waiting to hear his excuse as to why he let her stay. Bitch has no where to go cause everyone knows she sorry as fuck. Let that ragidy bitch get a job and live out of a box.
women PREY on the NICENESS of men. all that media IMAGERY of a soft sweet female DOESNT EXIST. ever notice how the female of every other specie is the MORE RUTHLESS one? thats the SAME in humans. case in point, pour MARTIAN pooring his little WEEABOO HEART out while his EX is high on MOLLY with TWO COCKS IN EACH HAND. Women also are IMMATURE AF, which is why they can EASILY avoid responsibility, blame, and hurt others with IMPUNITY.
my RECOMMENDATION to marsbars is to FLIP THE GAME on these hoes. start LIFTING, get a savage physique and see how EASILY the female attention switches and the TRUE NATURE of these sluts is revealed. also you will be MORE CONFIDENT and prob stop obsessing over SPIDERMAN so much which is a DOUBLE WIN!
When woman come on to you, you gotta fuck 'em hard, maybe also in the ass…
He moved her ass in. To his shitty apartment and got fired for being a shithead right?
He should be going through this shit. Now the burden of income comes on her? Of course any girl would dip.
Fuck this guy. Thinking he could be somebody being a pothead. Fuck raz0r is living a poverty lifestyle because of drugs and depends on his japanese gf who he wants to cheat on.
That is fucked.
All of you are fucking dickheads and losers
Pin the rent on her and move back in with your parents while you get your shit together.
Losers? You’re posting on SRK too…