SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

Eskills · September 12, 2016, 5:51pm

Yeah turn based have been on the decline. Feel like their quality isn’t up to past titles in the genre.

ThePurpleBunny · September 12, 2016, 5:51pm

Not sure if genius or just brilliant.

Spoiler

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Rabbit2k7 · September 12, 2016, 5:56pm

thats the most disgusting shit i ever saw

mIRC · September 12, 2016, 6:00pm

Check out this incredible spin put on by MSNBC with regards to Hillary’s legs going out and having to be carried.

Pertho · September 12, 2016, 6:17pm

Lounge apparently needs a new title. Random post on page 107 decides what it is.

Raz0r · September 12, 2016, 6:24pm

Why not 106?

Pertho · September 12, 2016, 6:33pm

So people have time to work on it.

Shadow_Ace · September 12, 2016, 6:34pm

You’ve come a long way @Angelpalm

Starhammer · September 12, 2016, 7:14pm

In before some parent sues because her stupid kid ate his/her arm on mistake.

-Starhammer-

Irondiksmasher · September 12, 2016, 7:24pm

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Sonicabid:

Rabbit2k7:

what are The Essential PS3 Games? multiplats dont count. no Uncharted.

i picked up a ps3 a couple of weeks ago. so far i have Ni no Kuni, Vanquish, Tokyo Jungle, and Catherine. i plan to get Dragons Crown, ICO/SotC HD, Drakengard 3, and NieR.

Don’t get Drakengard 3, it’s fucking terrible. Seriously, watch a video or two on it first, it runs at like 10 FPS the entire time. It’s bad for a lot of other reasons too. Nier is amazing though.

Edit: Killzone 2. So good that it’s gotten numerous sequels and they all suck compared to this one.
Resistance 3. One of the best FPS campaigns on the system, just something else. Didn’t have the awesome MP of 1 and 2, but the servers are shutdown so now it’s the best in the series by default.
Killer is Dead
3D Dot Game Heroes
No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise
Shadows of the Damned
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 1 & 2
Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge
Splatterhouse
Asura’s Wrath
Wolfenstein 2009 and The New Order(though I imagine you have a PC or PS4 to play this one on)
Transformers: Cybertron series
Demon’s Souls(one of the GOAT games on the system)
Katamari Forever
Ratchet & Clank: A crack in time
Ratchet & Clank games in general, except for Full Frontal Assault(fucking tower defense game =/ )
Yakuza 3
Yakuza 4
Warhammer: Space Marine(10/10 third-person shooter that no one played except for me and @Million )
Castlevania: Mirrors of Fate HD(not as good as traditional Metroidvanias but it was still pretty fun, there was that other PSN/XBL CV game but I didn’t like it.)

HD collections. There are so many and I have almost all of them. Ratchet and Clank collection, Jak Collection, Sly, Splinter Cell, Hitman, Tomb Raider collections, Prince of Persia, Zone of the Enders, DMC, etc. etc. I need to find a copy of the Tomb Raider collection, it’s the only one I’m missing. PS3 is so damn GDLK, its library is legendary.

I would also add

Fear
Fear 2
Dead space
Dead space 2
kingdoms of amalur reckoning
last of us
bioshock
bioshock infinite
Dead island
Devil May Cry HD Collection
Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen
Kingdom hearts HD collection 1 and 2
Mirror’s Edge

BB_Hoody · September 12, 2016, 7:37pm

Manliness Mondays

Britain produces some pretty badass soldiers.

Money Mondays

Blindknagg · September 12, 2016, 8:05pm

Nigga please!

StockyJam · September 12, 2016, 8:06pm

dude…are you really trying that hard to piss Raz0r off with that avatar of yours? i understand you two might disagree alot in the “presidential race” thread…but seriously bro?
for real?
dis nigga.

…

the worst part is that its not even remotely funny.
its not like when that srk member(forgot his name at the moment) photshopped a chimanzee head and superimposed it on Miss Jocelyn’s body.
if any of yall remember.
we had a srk member who was female. yes, female. and she was going on about how she was hot. actually i think it was because people were goofing on one of her opinions.
then she came out and said she didnt care cuz "she was hot and us srk dweebs could only be so lucky to date her."
then someone posted saying "pics or it aint true"
and she made the grave mistake of posting selfies…upon which said dudes riffed on her even more because she had "a chimpy face"
big ears and alot of space between the bottom of her nose and her upper lip. hence, a chimpy face.
so this one dude just took a chimp face and superimposed it over her selfie’s body and rocked it as his avatar.
it
was
glorious.
and so wrong.
so very very brutally wrong. the burn. too harsh. i think it was modded by valaris. but i dont think he got banned for it but he was eventually banned for something else. wish i could remember his username but…eh. whatevs.

but yours suck ass.
see what i did there?

odin · September 12, 2016, 8:10pm

StockyJam:

Jimbo13:

Manx:

Is there a word for suddenly and randomly craving Taco Bell?

They’ve done studies on this and it’s been known that the fast food chains bring in chemists to find the sugar/salt based formulas that stimulate the reward centers of the brain like a drug addiction.

That’s why McDonalds fries can compete with even the best real foods from a mom and pop chain.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-facts-about-food-cravings#1
http://lifehacker.com/why-your-brain-craves-junk-food-and-what-you-can-do-ab-1469120841

dude…are you really trying that hard to piss Raz0r off with that avatar of yours? i understand you two might disagree alot in the “presidential race” thread…but seriously bro?
for real?
dis nigga.

…

the worst part is that its not even remotely funny.
its not like when that srk member(forgot his name at the moment) photshopped a chimanzee head and superimposed it on Miss Jocelyn’s body.
if any of yall remember.
we had a srk member who was female. yes, female. and she was going on about how she was hot. i think it was because people were goofing on one of her opnions.
then she came out and said she didnt care cuz "she was hot and us srk deebs could only be so lucky to date her."
then someone posted saying "pics or it aint true"
and she made the grave mistake of posting selfies…upon which said dudes riffed on her even more because she had "a chimpy face"
big ears and alot of space between the bottom of her nose and her upper lip. hence, a chimpy face.
so this one dude just took a chimp face and superimposed it over her selfie’s body and rocked it as his avatar.
it
was
glorious.
and so wrong.
so very very brutally wrong. the burn. too harsh. i think it was modded by valaris. but i dont think he got banned for it but he was eventually banned for something else. wish i could remember his username but…eh. whatevs.

but yours suck ass.
see what i did there?

Cyntalan · September 12, 2016, 8:13pm

Are they even trying to figure out how spin this shit anymore or are they just throwin’ darts?

Rabbit2k7 · September 12, 2016, 8:22pm

@Irondiksmasher

almost all multiplats, and aside from Fear and Dragons Dogma, these are all trash.

Cyntalan · September 12, 2016, 8:33pm

Fun fact: Catherine is multiplat.

Irondiksmasher · September 12, 2016, 8:37pm

No More Heroes Heroes Paradise is also on xbox. And so is Ninja Gaiden 3

Manx · September 12, 2016, 8:39pm

SonicAbid has never been wrong about a game he’s recommended. If I play it, I’m sure to love it.

:tup:

Bomberman3000 · September 12, 2016, 8:41pm

Manliness Mondays

A crazy-as-fuck scene that only exist because someone thought “why the fuck not? IT’S COOL.”