SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

Jimbo13 · September 8, 2016, 6:40am

Don’t count on it, they are probably going to lock out standard bluetooth and make everyone buy $300 beats by dre.

Slurmz · September 8, 2016, 6:54am

Man arrested after baby girl ‘punched in supermarket’

A man was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a five-day-old girl at a supermarket in Manchester, police said. Officers were called to the Tesco store on Altrincham Road in Baguley at about 18:45 BST on Monday, following reports a baby had been hit. Mother Amy Duckers said it was the first time the family had taken baby Elsie Rose out since she was born.

A 63-year-old arrested on suspicion of assault is currently in custody being questioned by officers. Ms Duckers said the suspect had apologised and said he thought the baby was a doll.

The baby girl was taken to hospital as a precaution after the incident at Tesco in Baguley

Ms Duckers was showing her new daughter off to friends and neighbours in the store with her partner Lewis Temple, and her seven-year-old daughter, Libby. She said a neighbour saw a work colleague who was with her husband, and it is alleged he came over and punched the baby, leaving a “very big fist mark” on her forehead.

The “mortified” parents called security and the baby girl was taken to hospital as a precaution. She has since been discharged. Ms Duckers praised Tesco staff at the store saying the way they had dealt with the situation was “amazing”.

A spokesman for the store said: "We were deeply shocked and saddened to hear about this traumatic incident and our thoughts are with baby Elsie, Amy and her family.
“We’re grateful for Amy’s kind comments about our colleagues who we commend for their actions and we will be assisting the police with their investigation.”

raz0r in 40 years time.

dab00g · September 8, 2016, 6:54am

I fucking hate douchebags that wear sunglasses indoors. Add the fact that it is dark out. Why are you wearing fucking aviators still in 2016?

Ugh

Fashion faux paus out the ass in urgent care

Slurmz · September 8, 2016, 6:57am

0:47-1:04 is Apple in a nutshell.

The_Damned · September 8, 2016, 7:01am

(All that Manchester article did was reminded me that about that local guy who got arrested two weeks ago for fatally abuse his five-month old child. “Good times” and such.)

It is because they are vampires, dab00g. Duh. I know it may be difficult to tell without them sparkling in the daylight, but just ask if they are Mormon and it should verify everything that I am saying.

Raz0r · September 8, 2016, 7:02am

Aviators never went out of style.

The_Epidemic · September 8, 2016, 7:04am

Yea i don’t know wtf he’s talking about. He prob rocks jnco jeans still and fat Albert fubu sweaters.

Javid · September 8, 2016, 7:07am

So apparently there is a lot of free cash floating around:

Ontario spent more than $44 million preparing for a strike by Correctional Services that never happened, The Canadian Press has learned.

The Liberal government has publicly said it spent $8.5 million on training and renovating spaces in the province’s jails in the event that managers had to run the facilities on a 24-hour basis during a strike.

But an itemized list of strike preparation expenditures requested by The Canadian Press through the Freedom of Information Act shows the estimated total is actually $44,380,472.45.

Nearly $32 million of that was spent on one-time expenses, including accommodations for managers and private security.

Less than a third of the total was spent on items that were ultimately repurposed for regular use in correctional facilities, such as $3.2 million worth of food and beverages, $1.1 million for beds, mattresses and partitions, $866,000 in medical supplies and equipment, and $776,000 in safety and security equipment.

A three-year deal reached Jan. 9 with 6,000 correctional and probation officers averted a threatened strike, but by that time correctional managers and managers from across the public service had already been brought in to the jails.

The document pegs the cost of redeploying 2,000 managers at about $6.7 million.

About $15.8 million was spent on trailers placed on the jail grounds where managers would live during a strike. Another $500,000 was spent on storage trailers for “cook-chill” meals and $286,000 went to “storage rental costs.”

A further $2.4 million was spent on a logistics co-ordination supplier and $2.2 million on “loading and unloading costs.”

More than $660,000 spent on security services that went “to provide security guards at the institutions, who were responsible for monitoring the perimeter and providing escorts,” said Lauren Souch, a spokeswoman for Correctional Services Minister David Orazietti.

Another $494,000 was spent on training those managers, including de-escalation, offender programs and services, “culture and gender responsivity,” health and safety, inmate discipline, fire safety and emergency protocols.

More than $8 million was spent on infrastructure, and about $5.5 million of that went to permanent upgrades, such as electrical improvements, programming spaces and washroom improvements. The rest went to supporting installation and non-permanent site improvements, such as hooking up the temporary trailers to electricity, gas and sewage.

Souch said it would have been “irresponsible” to compromise the health and safety of the more than 8,000 inmates and 50,000 people on probation across the province in the event of a strike.

“It was only prudent to have contingency plans in place to ensure safety of our institutions and the public in the event of a labour disruption in our correctional facilities,” she said in a statement.

“Every effort was made to ensure costs to taxpayers were minimized while ensuring the highest standards of public safety and security. Additionally, all contingency planning decisions were assessed with the lens of how investments could be repurposed and integrated into daily operations and long-term improvements to our facilities.”

There was certainly a need to prepare to keep people safe, said NDP critic Jennifer French, but many of these expenses seem like “wanton spending.”

“If they have that kind of money to spend it could have been better spent strengthening a failing system,” she said.

The corrections deal included agreeing to interest arbitration for future contracts, meaning there won’t be another strike threat in the next round of bargaining, the government noted.

Wage issues were sent to an arbitrator, and correctional officers will be getting 4.4 per cent raises next year after an arbitrator ruled their salaries had fallen behind those of their federal counterparts and police officers. Probation officers will get 3.4 per cent raises.

Meanwhile while the people are struggling day in and day out…

regulate · September 8, 2016, 7:10am

Details and/or direction?

regulate · September 8, 2016, 7:11am

Fucking pissed that dark blue rumor didnt pan out.

KillaFox · September 8, 2016, 7:15am

Dat Jet Black doe

Too bad I’ll have a fat ugly case on it.

Phantom_Angel · September 8, 2016, 7:15am

I have aviator frames for my prescription glasses lol. Hell, I can piss dab00g off even further since they tint in the sunlight.

Negative-Zer0 · September 8, 2016, 7:21am

@Raz0r on twitter

https://twitter.com/emilymands/status/773706724591239168

dab00g · September 8, 2016, 7:24am

Them shits just look lame with the reflective tint. Fuck that look.

Oh what you guys wear sunglasses at night? Fucking corey hart asses

Phantom_Angel · September 8, 2016, 7:27am

I don’t like the reflective lenses either, but you can’t hate on the frame. They will always carry a level of class.

po_pimpus · September 8, 2016, 7:27am

Everything wrong with this country, in one single tweet.

The “running on human blood” part is especially amusing, considering what the people who make them shits go through every day.

Javid · September 8, 2016, 7:31am

You don’t say…

Starhammer · September 8, 2016, 7:33am

Good sir, I hope you never get pinkeye.

-Starhammer-

BBQ · September 8, 2016, 7:48am

Maybe they high as fuck and don’t want anyone to notice.

Starhammer · September 8, 2016, 7:57am

Hey yo. My educated SRK’ers. I need to know some shit.

which online university is good for someone who wants to learn computer animation without being dragged through a lot of brainwashing?

-Starhammer-