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What story?

That bikini bottom sweats

(Ugh. There is some persistently weird smell around here that apparently no one else is smelling even though I have the worst sense of smell of basically anyone. I do not think this is a hallucination either given it seems to be only two areas. Hmmm…)

Right. My condolences about your grandfather, @axeman61, at least if you were close to him. My situation is the same as Dangerous J basically: all my grandparents were effectively dead by the time I was born and the one who was still alive was in a vegetative coma and I only visited her once, incidentally also while 8, before she passed away. So I have basically never had to “deal” with grandparents.

Speaking of morbid coincidences, apparently my best friend’s grandmother passed away recently. I am unsure how close he was to her either, but I imagine it hurts regardless unless you do not really know or care for the person or (actively) want them to die for whatever reason.

No, it is not drawn by Junji Ito, @XthAtGAm3RGuYX; that has been answered twice already at the bottom of last page and then again five posts above yours by shinquickman.

I am pretty sure putting 9 pounds back on is not going to stop you from seeing your chest bones unless literally all of those pounds are pectoral or abdominal muscles. Paging @NickRocks to the conversation even though he is already in the thread since he loves muscular men and talks about gaining muscle mass all the time.

Also, given you live in Stockton, I am unsure if there are any relatively safe areas for you to walk, but it seems like it would be safer and less nerve-wracking to try walking for cardio than biking unless there some area set aside for biking between bicycles making you a higher target for theft and vehicles (and other cyclists) being assholes who drive dangerously on average.

The one with no ending obviously.

Yo… my nigga Raz0r. Time travel…

Roses are red
Thugs are black
Why is her chest
as flat as my back?

:pray:

I do live near one of the most dangerous areas in Stockton. Its not bad where I live, there is like an invisible barrier and once you cross it you are no longer in the mega ghetto and no one from the ghetto crosses that invisible barrier. Walking around my block would not be very dangerous.

You’re probably right though, it’s highly unlikely that any weight I do gain would go to my chest. It would most likely just make my gut and/or thighs bigger.

dont watch megaforce, watch the sentai

2 more weeks

I usually refrain from clicking on random videos where it is not immediately obvious what the subject matter is, but I must admit that this particular video is “funny” in about the most depressing ways possible on an intellectual level. So now just avoiding someone is a “micro-aggression”, particularly a “micro-assault”?

Even ignoring the amazing double standard there as was already pointed out by SJWs’ tendency to want “safe spaces” among other things, all I can really say is “What.”

That is not even getting into the other stuff, even though I will admit think that “micro-aggressions” can and do exist to a (small) degree; it is just that trying to single them out and categorize them is a slippery slope that is more trouble than it is worth, as we can see, and leads only to censorship and nothing actually productive, as we can also see. If they wanted to actually help, then they would try to change institutions for the better where they see problems in a substantive way other than censorship instead of just closing ranks and trying to pillory anyone who disagrees with them in the slightest while constantly patting themselves on the back.

Sigh. Rutgers has gone straight past stupid and even past legitimately retarded to straight-up schizophrenic levels of crazy non-reality. It cannot implode fast enough at this point.

The only actual funny, “haha” thing in that video was learning that apparently this particular guy is Romanian after he makes fun of the fact that apparent quite a few of his own subscribes thought he was from Canada and were thus “micro-invalidating” him by assuming so even though it would also be a “micro-invalidation” to just have straight-up asked him according to Rutgers; maybe not since he is presumably “white” and a “man” and SJWs are anti-white-guy. Either way, while I am not a subscriber and I do not intend to be, I will admit that thought he was Canadian as well since his accent reminds me of a couple of Quebec people I have heard.

Not just because Megaforce is shit, but Gai Ikari/GokaiSilver is one of the greatest 6th Rangers ever.

It’s not just Rutgers, University of California too.

http://ewip.physics.ucdavis.edu/?p=47

Here’s the full definition of microassault

Then hit dat bench press more wodie

If they are unknown to the perpetraitor then they aren’t a clearly conveyed insult. Fucking Christ.

SWOLE SATURDAY

(Expert advice. [/this is sarcasm])

Provided nothing else happens today, then I am going to see if I find the source of that damn smell since it is really beginning to bother me.

I know, unfortunately, though Rutgers still seems worse about it at present. I would like to think that it stays that way.

So, I cheated on my “girlfriend” tonight. While we technically haven’t said anything about exclusivity, it was sort of implied. I kind of feel bad about it, but at the same time, when a girl says you look like a model and gabs your cock, there’s not a whole lot you can do. I know that’s a shitty excuse, and I’m not excusing my behavior, but fuck me. I’m only a goddamn man and I’m not used to chicks wanting my dick so bad they have to grab it in public. I’m used to chicks calling me a nerd and having their boyfriends push me down in the hallways.

Man, I really am a nerd.

WEAK!

(Well, this is not the relationship thread and I am likely one of the last people who should be giving out relationship advice in most instances, but…)

I think you should tell her, @Kecka, or at the very least clearly and plainly discuss if you two are actually “exclusive” or not the very next time that you see her since it is only “implied”. For all you know, your pseudo-girlfriend could want an open relationship or nothing to do with the romantic aspect of a relationship; you are only one here who actually knows her though.

Also, this woman outright grabbed your cock? Outside of the bed or the context of her being a urologist or some other related doctor? The fuck? If we are talking about double standards, then…yeah, even though you still had sex with her, that is nothing a man could ever get away with, at least when it comes to a woman.

Spoiler

https://66.media.tumblr.com/6309ce26d58b31489f17f0b3041c9b63/tumblr_inline_nvam7vgaI91sl6qab_540.jpg

She gabs his cock guys, now they must wed.