We need captions for that pic, hatred
NOTE: meh. this one is pretty late because I had to leave the house for a while. Enjoy some more Starhammer style Rant.
Possibly Everything you wanted to know about the current YouTube decision to demonetize people’s vids for whatever reason.
Alpha Omega Sin lays it down in this video. Listen up ladies and gents.
I spoilered it, so you know what that means. enter at your own risk.
Spoiler
By the actual textbook definition, Playboy magazine is not and was not ever “Porn”. Still, She’s acting like nobody ever faps to Playboy. She can get the fuck up outta here with that shit. “Destroying Marriages”.
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Aw shit. Hey yo, Pertho, Hold my Mutha fuckin’ earrings. Starhammer gotta get up in this bitch ass!!
Bitch, how many ex-husbands you got? mutha fucking porn Ruining marriages? 
Fucking porn probably stopping a lot of these men from getting into FUCKED UP ass situations with bitches like YOU!!
First thing bitch, you ain’t doing nothing new here. “Porn is for losers.” Oh Mah Gawd, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE!?!?!? :rolleyes: I WONDER IF WE CAN SUBSTITUTE ANYTHING ELSE THAT MEN LIKE THAT WOMEN DON’T FOR THE WORD,“PORN” IN THAT SENTENCE!!!"
BTW, did you forget the times when you were selling pictures of your naked ass in a magazine? How’s about that guy you were married to? Tommy something or other. I heard the only thing he beat on harder than the drums was YOU!!!!! If he had beat his dick as hard as he beat your ass, maybe your marriage would’ve lasted longer. Okay, we’ll say that the first one was a mistake. Since you’ve been divorced three times total, it looks like you made that same mistake two more times. Compared to the porno guys, Seems like you’re not such a ,“Winner” yourelf. Just sayin. Btw, are your sons hep c free? Do they even KNOW where hep C comes from? I’ve heard there’s a couple of sex tapes out there that can help them learn the ins and outs of fucking on film. HINT: YOU’RE IN BOTH OF THEM BITCH!! It looks like porn, but it isn’t. 
Anthony Weiner?
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HEY!! SHE FOUND A GUY GETTING DIVORCED BY HIS WIFE BECAUSE HE DID SOMETHING SHE DIDN"T LIKE!!! LOOK!! IT’S HIM! OVER THERE!! THAT GUY!!!
If you can get an internet connection up there on your high horse, I’d like you to do a google search on this phrase. Type in,“The fappening”. Tell me what you find. Don’t worry. I’ll wait.
…Time’s up. Oh, what’s that? THOSE People used their phones to search, send, and receive porn? WHAT A SHOCK!! Strangely enough, a lot of THOSE relationships didn’t break up. You should’ve cast your bait over into the Ashley Madison scandal, but that might burn a few butts that you know, including your own.
You trying to blame porn for the downfall of marriage is like people blaming the records because kids were playing them backwards to find messages from Satan. If you willingly aquire and then proceed to play a record backward with the intention of receiving instructions and guidance from the Lord of all things Evil, Your shit was already fucked up. This didn’t start or stop it, it’s just a symptom at best.
This one I have been saving for last. It’s funny how she says that porn stops men from being good husbands and fathers. I guess women are immune to these effects right?
**WRONG AS FUCK!!!!!!**
Women, yes pam, WOMEN do porn too. They also watch porn. I know, I know. This is probably the biggest spoiler she has ever heard since snape killed dumbledore, so I’ll let you sit down until the shock wears off.
women lead the way in divorces. Now, why is that?
Well, women who divorce can almost always get ALIMONY. You know what that is?
MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHECKS FOR FREE!!
Well, not totally free since SOMEBODY, namely, the husband in most cases, has to pay for that shit. Child support is almost a free win for women vs. their husbands. As a funny, but also Not-so-funny joke goes: Marriage is grand. Divorce is over $100 grand. A lawyer can and will use any and all possible tricks in court to drain every possible dollar out of a spouse. Their techniques are so dark and so evil that divorce court case is like watching some sort of sci-fi horror clip if you’re that poor jerk on the hook.
…And now for the bad news.
This is the REAL reason why guys aren’t taking bitches to the altar anymore. You are NOT worth it.
YOU. ARE. NOT. WORTHY.
Bitches out here living like Sakura From the Naruto anime, Thinking they can treat a ninja any kind of way, straight telling ninjas they don’t want 'em and they’ll “never get none of this” while they’re out flaunting and flirting with anyone BUT you, and they get surprised and all hurt when they turn around some 30 years later like,“I’m ready for a good man” and everybody vanishes in a puff of smoke and leave a cat-shaped log on the ground with a mirror in its mouth and a note saying,“NOPE!!” around its neck!! Bitch, This isn’t a genjutsu, THIS SHIT IS REAL!!! If all you’ve got are looks, THEN YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT!! There’s a better looking chick than you born every-fucking-day, and sometimes they’re twins!! What the fuck else you got? You can cook? BITCH, I CAN FUCKING COOK!!! The fuck?!? I can fucking clean the house too!! In fact, Mine doesn’t even get that dirty because I’m usually sitting the fuck around either learning on the computer or playing fucking playstation…SOMETHING I FIND INFINITELY EASIER TO DO AND INCREDIBLY MORE RELAXING WITHOUT SOMEONE BITCHING AT ME OVER NEVER BEING AT WORK ALL THE TIME THE FIRST SECOND THAT I WALK IN THE DOOR FROM BREAKING MY BACK AT WORK!!!
Oh, you can have kids? Nice to know. Who’s the dad? Oh…Oh shit. We got a problem or two here. Apparently, this kid has white hair, wings, and the “Devil” gene. Also, Maury is calling me to come into his office…In other words, Mama’s baby. Papa’s, Maybe.
You want to know what guys want? Let me type this REAL slow. Fellas, help me spell this shit out.
L
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V
E
…That’s right bitch. Love. That’s what we fucking wanted. That’s the one thing that could be given, not taken. THAT is why we would go to work and stay there for 12 hour days with people we would sooner see murdered in a sickening manner than hand them our staplers. We would do that and more just to have the pleasure of coming home to someone who loved us. That is all we ever really needed from you. Unfortunately for us, women “don’t need a man”…Until you do.
You had one job bitch. ONE JOB.
-Starhammer-
lol, deez peepo don’t got no muney
or motivitation
or jerbz
Vote Bernie
I Might Post Stuff on Money Mondays Rap Fridays
Labor-Day-Weekend Loverboy
How do people watch this guy on youtube.
Dude is trash.
The spot we play at on Friday nights used tbe corner for some star trek space sim bullshit.
Well, time for a new venue.
Silver<Gold btw.
Yea man, fuckin trekkies gettin together to enjoy a niche hobby with like minded people. Who does that shit?
NERDS!!!
@Manx @ShaftAgent Oh we ATLAS OF WORLDS now jabronis. Having a smoke while the patch finishes updating. :tup:
Dude is annoying as hell. I agree with you.
I’m bringing back Final Fantasy Fridays: http://twitch.tv/missingpersonsrk
@SWBeta @po%20pimpus @Matriarch @Neesa @angelpalm ASSEMBLE!
Some guy made a 41 minute video whining about Nakoruru in KOFXIV.
Spoiler
Why am I being tagged? I spend most of my VG thread posts shitting on Squeenix games made after 1997 and am at best ambivalent towards FFVII as a game.
Luong’s calves though…
Yea man, fuckin trekkies gettin together to enjoy a niche hobby with like minded people. Who does that shit?
NERDS!!!
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Lets see, you have one community using a literal corner of the store for a couple of months now consistently. This community is also having a tournament tomorrow. So lets brush off the people that have been consistently coming on one day, spending money on the store and then coming back the next day to try out some dumb shit they could’ve done any other day of the week without bothering anybody.
Even though I’m a huge trekkie, this place is still SRK. As soon as they change the name of this place to Deep Space 9 you can get defend that happening. Otherwise all that happened was that FG people got dicked over because of some nonsense.
But yeah you know, its just trekkie things.
Exactly. 
@“Shaft Agent” Shooting Diboux’s Glock rekt my hand. I don’t have the left hand grip strength to work the slide. Fuckin’ thumb blisters and shit. If I ever get a Glock, I’ll have to pick up one of these and learn to use it:
My wrist is sore now from working that slide so much the other day. :mad:
But, I probably won’t be getting a Glock. Ever. So that’s okay. Thinking about a Taurus Curve. That thing is weird though. I couldn’t imagine clipping (hur hur) that to my clothing to conceal carry. Also the trigger holster looks really wonky. Not sure how I like the .380 though.
What’s your take on that? Especially on the mag disconnect safety. I actually like that feature, but I understand the serious drawbacks it introduces.
Also, how is the slide on that gun? It looks small as hell, which could be an even worse problem for me than the Glock. I plan on trying one out next week.
:tup:
Hell no. We’re doing TNG. I’ll be Picard and you can be some lame character like not Picard.
Yea if a women ever does something like that that is immediate breakup and permanent cut off.
Old man swinging wild hooks on the side of that bitches head