SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

You know what? She could’ve had some self control. When the wife and I were so broke we couldn’t afford birth control, we literally stopped having sex. Straight out told her that we weren’t even going to risk it. So I don’t feel bad for any of these assholes that decided to not give a single fuck.

Her life isn’t hers anymore. All that depression? The majority of it comes from realizing she has responsibilities now. She needs to bitch up, get herself together and raise that child proper.

like what the fuck is this shit.

this is true. so many people think they are entitled to me time, or that they should still be able to enjoy “life” by being able to go the dumb shit they used to do.

Has anybody here ever used a flesh light?

Like would anybody buy a sentient real doll that moves and all that?

Sex bots i wonder how many guys would

What is a condom?

A miserable pile of spilled kids.

That’s all legally true though. She could’ve aborted at any time. The father doesn’t sound all that fucking great either but if this is the mother material, this whole situation is boned. Hopefully the child manages but it probably isn’t happening.

So Manx finally made a Reddit AMA:

These dudes are more into being penetrated than doing said penetration. Some of them only do it for the money like @thirst.

Some of them do it for the prestige like @raz0r.

And then there’s…you.

They don’t call you “Analpalm” for nothing.

both parents where dumb, and legally a man can’t force an abortion, however what struck me as odd was this

The father has absolutely no say in the decision to produce a child

He has equal say before jizzing in the woman.

Yes but I do not control whether or not any of my sperm fertilize the egg.

She had the say in not letting it get flushed from her system first.

#DontTrapMeBro

VGMF

Not me, but I know him from exjw. That thread blew up really well.

:tup:

Amateur.

You have to pace yourself and build up your stamina.

When I was living in a house with 6 other people, my virgin room mate was ecstatic that his fleshlight showed up in the mail. A few weeks later he starts interrogating people on why his fleshlight went missing. Apparently, my other room mate thought it would be funny if he hid it from him as he rarely left his room and never helped out with chores. Well, after a couple days went by, the room mate that took it, told me, that he couldn’t find where he hid it. It was found later on, in one of the dogs’ kennels, all chewed up. What made me lost it was when he handed the chewed up fleshlight back to the guy and the look of both peoples faces had me crying.

(Happy 365 Survival Day @Infernoman.)

Wait. Are we actually talking about that Redditt nonsense?

Sigh. Both sides are pretty much fucked up and wrong–nothing new there.

Going to have to be slightly more specific there. Steve Buscemi?

Oh, never mind. Supposedly the guy playing Kuze is Michael Pitt, whoever the fuck that is.

Also, I have already gone numb by this point, so I am not really sure what else they could fuck up even more that would get me mad (again).

Finally finished Samurai Champloo. Other than the two horrible filler episodes, I loved it.
I’ve known about the OST for a long time now, but when you’re actually able to pair a song with a scene it’s fucking beautiful.

Sword Art Online is what Samurai Champloo wishes it could be.

Sonic 3 and Knuckles is one of the greatest platformers ever.

What’s that little momma?

You really aching for that attention? Need a bit of cuddle time?

Well since ya think my name is so fucking cute why don’t you slap ya balls and your dick to your stomach and come ride me fuccboi.