SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

[angelpalm]

Welp, you had a good run @Neesa but there’s a new Overwatch queen on twitch now.

@“Amazing Funbags”

Lol that is neesa’s final form. It’s like if someone fed her one of them pokemans evolution items or something, idk I hate pokemans.

[King9999]

Who remembers this shit?

[de_BLOO]

http://www.hdretrovision.com/240p#test

I just did the 240p test on my 2006 westinghouse LCD, and this old bastard can.

Genesis YPbPr Component Cable

YEAHHHHHHHHH

Who remembers this shit?
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Damn son, I’m too young for this but that ending song was sampled by MF Doom and that perked my ears up.

[maxx]

Figure I’d ask here… So what’s the truth? And how did it affect Katt getting bodied by a 12 year old?

http://i.imgur.com/JZCKSfX.jpg

@RockBogart, what happened with Janelle Monaé?

why is kat on this?! lmfao

[crucades]

16 days off work bitches!

[pedoviejo]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

I’ll never understand for the life of me how a grown person of able body and sound mind can shit themselves. Like do you not recognize when you have to go? Like was she just having so much damn fun that she just kept holding it in until her body was like “Yo you do what you wanna do, but I’ma do what I gotta do, I can’t hold this in anymore”? And now some poor kid making barely more than minimum wage has to clean up another person’s shit of the floor, then has to clean up that war crime that is now that bathroom stall.

What you ever sharted before?

do you mean,

what you never sharted before?

you don’t fart in public for that reason, it can wait when you are home or taking a shit

Yea i meant never. Frankly tho I dont want to hear it from a guy who cant get through a paragraph without dropping 50 typos.

I was checking if thats wht you said to contextulize my response. Im not raz0r whose job is to make an issue about non issues like spelling

[Xvideos]

University of Chicago is based

“Our commitment to academic freedom means that we do not support so-called ‘trigger warnings,’ we do not cancel invited speakers because their topics might prove controversial, and we do not condone the creation of intellectual ‘safe spaces’ where individuals can retreat from ideas and perspectives at odds with their own.”

Don’t ask us for trigger warnings or safe spaces, the University of Chicago...

[Cyntalan]

[quote=“crucades, post:3205, topic:180661”]

16 days off work bitches!

[/quote]

seeing that album cover, they really missed an opportunity with play on words - should have said Beaudacious

[Neesa]

Damn, fuck you flaky ass fucks.

[Slurmz]

Figure I’d ask here… So what’s the truth? And how did it affect Katt getting bodied by a 12 year old?

http://i.imgur.com/JZCKSfX.jpg

@RockBogart, what happened with Janelle Monaé?

That image is bs…lol @ Katt Williams being on there

His fighting stance tho

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/bR21B-3__Q4

40 secs in

That nigga has that MK stance. Probably learned it from @Black_Jaguar

[maxx]

This is a good place.

https://chicagomaroon.com/2016/08/24/university-to-freshmen-dont-expect-safe-spaces-or-trigger-warnings/

ncoming first-years received a letter from the College today making clear that the University of Chicago does not condone safe spaces or trigger warnings.

“Our commitment to academic freedom means that we do not support so-called ‘trigger warnings,’ we do not cancel invited speakers because their topics might prove controversial, and we do not condone the creation of intellectual ‘safe spaces’ where individuals can retreat from ideas and perspectives at odds with their own,” reads the letter from Dean of Students Jay Ellison.

lol they need safe spaces from southside chicago

[Shaft_Agent]

oh well, i didn’t get to buy the gas station. i conceded defeat at the auction. i had to fight against this old black dude that didn’t even show up when he was supposed to. the city said they would start the auction at 9:30 sharp but they let him in. dude was so mad i was bidding on it, he kept increasing the price by a thousand instantly after i said a bid. he was sneering at me the whole time. such a bitch.

EDIT: also, i was so salty about it i bought a BFS

[crucades]

Thats pretty gay, dude standing around shooting sand? At least show a fence with a few Mexicans half way across.

[po_pimpus]

This is a good place.

https://chicagomaroon.com/2016/08/24/university-to-freshmen-dont-expect-safe-spaces-or-trigger-warnings/

ncoming first-years received a letter from the College today making clear that the University of Chicago does not condone safe spaces or trigger warnings.

“Our commitment to academic freedom means that we do not support so-called ‘trigger warnings,’ we do not cancel invited speakers because their topics might prove controversial, and we do not condone the creation of intellectual ‘safe spaces’ where individuals can retreat from ideas and perspectives at odds with their own,” reads the letter from Dean of Students Jay Ellison.

lol they need safe spaces from southside chicago

They should be worried about bullets, not words.

[crotchpuncha]

That suck Shaft. Better luck next time man.

[BB_Hoody]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

I’ll never understand for the life of me how a grown person of able body and sound mind can shit themselves. Like do you not recognize when you have to go? Like was she just having so much damn fun that she just kept holding it in until her body was like “Yo you do what you wanna do, but I’ma do what I gotta do, I can’t hold this in anymore”? And now some poor kid making barely more than minimum wage has to clean up another person’s shit of the floor, then has to clean up that war crime that is now that bathroom stall.

What you ever sharted before?

Not since I was like 6 or 7yrs old. Happened twice after coming home from the After School program at the community center. My poor older sister who would walk me home had to deal with that mess. God bless her. But since then I always drink plenty of water and eat well. My digestive system is god like. Those who have that issue need to eat better. Instead of eating a bunch of crap and washing it down with soda or beer all the damn time and only drinking water when their kidneys are screaming DRINK WATER YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

[DoctaMario]

[quote=“King9999, post:3202, topic:180661”]

Who remembers this shit?

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Man…that was my FAVORITE shit on Sesame Street! To this day I love me some pinball and I trace it back to this clip. Sesame Street was really on point back in the day.

[Manx]

oh well, i didn’t get to buy the gas station. i conceded defeat at the auction. i had to fight against this old black dude that didn’t even show up when he was supposed to. the city said they would start the auction at 9:30 sharp but they let him in. dude was so mad i was bidding on it, he kept increasing the price by a thousand instantly after i said a bid. he was sneering at me the whole time. such a bitch.

EDIT: also, i was so salty about it i bought a BFS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L-GTMQ_XDE

Sorry man. You can get it back from that black guy in a couple years when he lets it go into foreclosure because it was actually BBQ and hair cuts he was trying to sell and not gasoline and under-the-table leg jobs.

:tup:

[Manx]

[quote=“King9999, post:3202, topic:180661”]

Who remembers this shit?

[/quote]

I made a CD mix of the best songs from Sesame Street for my son when he was born. That was of course on it. So many funny songs from SS. My kids still like to listen to it today, especially The Count’s Batty Bat dance.

I fucking love that old school Slavic polka feel.

:tup:

[DoctaMario]

Wow, you know, there’s a lot of stuff today that I really love that I think I might be able to trace back to Sesame Street… :wtf: