SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

[MIRACLEARROW]

Figure I’d ask here… So what’s the truth? And how did it affect Katt getting bodied by a 12 year old?

http://i.imgur.com/JZCKSfX.jpg

Bob Marely, smoke weed and all will be good
Whitney Houston, crack is good ill suck yo dick for crack
micheal jackson, jesus juice!
2pac, nah nigga dis da hood bitches get slapped thug lyfe

idk who the next two black folk are

kat something, epidemic fucked me up with his chimp party

Kat is an absolute idiot. He didn’t speak any truths anymore than any other comedians. And Lauren Hill is on some bullshit. Both of those idiots have been ruining their own careers for a while.

My experience with Lauren Hill:
On Friday (May 6), Lauryn Hill showed up more than two hours late to a show at Atlanta’s Chastain Park, and she had her sound cut when she reached the venue’s strict 11 p.m. curfew. Fans were understandably upset, and now the former Fugee has issued an open letter in response to the incident.

Guess what, after that Atlanta show she played in Montreal and guess what!? She was over two hours late for that show too.

Her response:
“I don’t show up late to shows because I don’t care. And I have nothing but Love and respect for my fans. The challenge is aligning my energy with the time, taking something that isn’t easily classified or contained, and trying to make it available for others. I don’t have an on/off switch. I am at my best when I am open, rested, sensitive and liberated to express myself as truthfully as possible. For every performance that I’ve arrived to late, there have been countless others where I’ve performed in excess of two hours, beyond what I am contracted to do, pouring everything out on the stage.”

Yeah OK. Must be other’s ruining her career.

[Blindknagg]

Welp, you had a good run @Neesa but there’s a new Overwatch queen on twitch now.

http://i.imgur.com/bD0kvPJ.png

http://i.imgur.com/NlHr81y.gif

@“Amazing Funbags”

[Hatred_Edge]

I’ve been following himiwako on Tumblr and Macromastia. This chick never shows the full breasts or the closest she came, you still couldn’t see nipples. She’s up there with Miosotis and Norma Stitz.

[pedoviejo]

i need an ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww button for that shit

WTF doesn’t even come close to dignifying the proper response

[Negaduck]

That shit is gross.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Thank god for Asian breasts. Those are the ones blessed by God.

[Shadow_Ace]

Welp, you had a good run @Neesa but there’s a new Overwatch queen on twitch now.

this was on her page “My back doesn’t hurt.”

impossible

[Black_Jaguar]

Welp, you had a good run @Neesa but there’s a new Overwatch queen on twitch now.

this was on her page “My back doesn’t hurt.”

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/dVJNUJlVS6yeyEYhtJIL_Confused%20Mark%20Wahlberg.gif

impossible

She’s got the core of a powerlifter, so it isn’t too farfetched

[Starhammer]

Welp, you had a good run @Neesa but there’s a new Overwatch queen on twitch now.

Spoiler

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@“Amazing Funbags”

They dumping you for that @Neesa ? If you want my advice, I’d shoot them in the back.

-Starhammer-

[DANZAN]

Distraction city

[shinquickman]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

I’ll never understand for the life of me how a grown person of able body and sound mind can shit themselves. Like do you not recognize when you have to go? Like was she just having so much damn fun that she just kept holding it in until her body was like “Yo you do what you wanna do, but I’ma do what I gotta do, I can’t hold this in anymore”? And now some poor kid making barely more than minimum wage has to clean up another person’s shit of the floor, then has to clean up that war crime that is now that bathroom stall.

This isn’t true for explosive diarrhea. One minute you’re just waltzing about and the next you’re curled on the floor with a sudden and excruciating urge do drop a load. I know this from experience. Fortunately for me, I was only a quarter mile away from home every time I got hit with the mega mudbutt.

[AceKillah]

goddammit I picked a bad page to come back on

@Blindknagg was this a setup?

fuck you

[The_Epidemic]

@MIRACLEARROW
You’re in atl?

[Phantom_Angel]

Figure I’d ask here… So what’s the truth? And how did it affect Katt getting bodied by a 12 year old?

http://i.imgur.com/JZCKSfX.jpg

@RockBogart, what happened with Janelle Monaé?

[Tekno_Virus]

That chick needs to go on a ketogenic diet.

[The_Epidemic]

Figure I’d ask here… So what’s the truth? And how did it affect Katt getting bodied by a 12 year old?

http://i.imgur.com/JZCKSfX.jpg

@RockBogart, what happened with Janelle Monaé?

That image is bs…lol @ Katt Williams being on there

His fighting stance tho

40 secs in

[Wasted]

I can actually see Tim doing that to someone. He’s cold enough to shoot Cassie knowing she won’t flinch.

[DoctaMario]

A Design Defect Is Breaking a Ton of iPhone 6 Pluses | iFixit

DELETE THIS - Tyrone

I got tired of having to jailbreak my iPhone to do basic shit like use emulators and theming, so I just switched to Android and a galaxy S7 Edge a few weeks ago and I couldn’t be happier. It’s ludicrous that a company is going to tell me what I can and can’t do with a device I’ve paid $650 of my own money for (and my 5S was a great phone, but still…) Apple can kick rocks with that shit. They’ve been going down the tubes as a company for a long time, and I say this as a long time Mac user. Some of their stuff is still good, but their attitude as a company sucks. Now that Jobs is dead, they’re going to be like that aging rock band putting out a different version of their greatest hits until people just get sick of it.

jailbreaking a iphone gets you something equivalent to a unrooted android. unfortunately rooting a android device doesnt get you to a full windows experience where your os is open source.

i remember when me and you would pm each other about ppsspp and how that emu worked so well on apple os.
in those days that emu really sucked for android.
its been far improved recently, both on android and on windows pc version.
i remember people would foolishly thing that quad core androids were “more powerful” than dual core iphones cuz of the extra 2 cores.
silly people.
i would try to explain to them by example of the ppsspp emulator that hardware running different os couldnt be compared to one another but no one ever listens.

PPSSPP runs like shit on iOS if you try and sideload it because a non-jailbroken iPhone doesn’t let it access the JIT recompiler. It runs pretty well on my S7E, granted I need to tweak the settings a bit, but it works great. I guess I got tired of the cat & mouse game with jailbreaking, and with things looking like they’re going to be more along the lines of having to install random enterprise certificates because Apple’s gotten a lot more secure, I don’t need that mess. My Apple account got hacked and I have a feeling it was in part because of that last jailbreak, but I can’t really prove it. Apple’s shit seems to get hacked all the time anyway.

[Phantom_Angel]

@RockBogart, what happened with Janelle Monaé?

That’s Lauryn Hill you piece of shit.

You are NOT gonna tell me that doesn’t look like Janelle Monaé lol

Besides, Lauryn Hill’s career went to shit because she gave half-assed performances and forgot her own lyrics. She belongs nowhere near that list and neither does Katt.

[Million]

Ohooooo I’m so glad Ms. Holmes managed to jump back into the spotlight for a minute…so we can all laugh at her once again… she’ll be the next one for Iyanla’s “Fix My Life” treatment…

Money Can't Buy Happiness: Powerball Winner Criticized For Bailing Out Boyfriend...

Evening Minute: Iyanla Vanzant To ‘Fix’ North Carolina Lotto Winner’s Life

So apparently the boyfriend “Hot Sauce” is in jail finally. I’ll bet she’s probably wanting to continue the relationship with him while he’s in there. :lol: