SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

[Cyntalan]

It’s a memory issue - after a few moments, it’ll drop the other tab from memory for other processes to use.

[BB_Hoody]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

I’ll never understand for the life of me how a grown person of able body and sound mind can shit themselves. Like do you not recognize when you have to go? Like was she just having so much damn fun that she just kept holding it in until her body was like “Yo you do what you wanna do, but I’ma do what I gotta do, I can’t hold this in anymore”? And now some poor kid making barely more than minimum wage has to clean up another person’s shit of the floor, then has to clean up that war crime that is now that bathroom stall.

[StockyJam]

A couple of months ago, I was riding the bus and I dropped my iPod to the floor while I was pulling it out of my pocket. I managed to grasp the headphones but the iPod still managed to make an impact on the bus floor. There was no external damage, but the screen now appears kinda scrambled (the touch screen features still work though). I figured I could bring it over to an Apple store to get it fixed, but surprisingly the technicians were like “NOPE NO CAN DO!”. Like what the shit, you fucktards, YOU created the damn thing and now you say you can’t repair it for whatever BS you can come up with??? Are they like adamant against opening their own devices in fear it may explode in their faces?

It’s like they were expecting me to just go ahead and buy another iPod. Fuck dat noise. I want to take it somewhere “unofficial” to get it repaired but I don’t know what the rate of success may be…

you can always diy. all you need is a few tools, a new screen digitizer…and a hair dryer. well, and watching a few yt vids explaining how.

[StockyJam]

I wish there was a way to make my.phone stop reloading tabs every time i flip back to them. Just because I was reading a different tab for a minute doesnt mean i want the tab i was on to reload the whole.damn page when i flip back to it. veey annoying.

put the settings to open in new tab everytime and just switch between pages. there wont be any reloads that way.

[Starhammer]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

It takes all of my mental energy and concentration not to play that “Doodoo brown” song everytime I hear stuff like this. Keep in mind that I have the mental energy of a roasted peanut, so this is rather taxing for me.

Nigel Farage With Trump: 'I Wouldn't Vote For Hillary Clinton If You Paid Me'

Looks like farage will continue the barage.

-Starhammer-

[BB_Hoody]

Damn… That is brutal. Killing someone over this shit?

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Police-Man-killed-after-PlentyOfFish-date-9182041.php#photo-10821644

he next night, her real intentions became clear, police told The Washington Post.

Bustos, 18, brought three men with her to Hilarie’s place, including two career criminals on probation for violent felonies. At least one of the men, police said, had a gun.

When Hilarie, 27, responded to the knock on the door, the men overpowered him and dashed inside, police said.

The struggle ended in the kitchen.

“Hilarie was begging for his life, he was not putting up any kind of fight, and was telling them that he had a 5-year-old daughter,” according to arrest reports obtained by the Orlando Sentinel.

Hilarie was shot in the head and collapsed on the kitchen floor, Auburndale’s Deputy Police Chief Andy Ray told The Post.

As Hilarie bled out, Ray said, the suspects went downstairs, pulled their car to the front of the apartment and began stealing the dead man’s Xbox, iPhone and TVs – valuables Bustos had spotted the night before.

For her role in the deadly robbery of Adam Hilarie, Bustos was paid $50 in cash, police said.

And this is why when online dating you meet folks at a public place first and not your home. Only invite a person to your home if you truly trust them. World is too vicious to just be letting anyone know where you rest your head.

[Manx]

It’s a memory issue - after a few moments, it’ll drop the other tab from memory for other processes to use.

More accurately, a memory “feature.”

:tup:

[Hatred_Edge]

Did no one post this yesterday?

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/QualityFights/status/733502081915441153

Workplace beef that turned ugly

http://www.wbaltv.com/news/2-people-doused-with-gasoline-set-on-fire-man-charged/36816114

*Two men are in critical condition Saturday after a co-worker doused them with gasoline and set them on fire, according to Baltimore County police.
*
Fuck!

When did florida just jump up into my state?

Florida hands like a penis. It is meant to penetrate where not wanted.

[crotchpuncha]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

I’ll never understand for the life of me how a grown person of able body and sound mind can shit themselves. Like do you not recognize when you have to go? Like was she just having so much damn fun that she just kept holding it in until her body was like “Yo you do what you wanna do, but I’ma do what I gotta do, I can’t hold this in anymore”? And now some poor kid making barely more than minimum wage has to clean up another person’s shit of the floor, then has to clean up that war crime that is now that bathroom stall.

What you ever sharted before?

[Black_Jaguar]

They finally fixed MKX on pc, added KP2 as well for free, this weekend only tho.

[pedoviejo]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

I’ll never understand for the life of me how a grown person of able body and sound mind can shit themselves. Like do you not recognize when you have to go? Like was she just having so much damn fun that she just kept holding it in until her body was like “Yo you do what you wanna do, but I’ma do what I gotta do, I can’t hold this in anymore”? And now some poor kid making barely more than minimum wage has to clean up another person’s shit of the floor, then has to clean up that war crime that is now that bathroom stall.

What you ever sharted before?

do you mean,

what you never sharted before?

you don’t fart in public for that reason, it can wait when you are home or taking a shit

[crotchpuncha]

I think @Million might enjoy a story from work.

So this happened at Disneyland recently…a female guest ran to the entrance of Space Mountain building dancing a bit (like how a kid does when they have to pee) she asks panicking where the restroom is. I tell her that if she goes into the building she can get to the exit of the ride and the restrooms. She hurries in and then stops, looks around and then squats to go leave a pile midway through the hallway! Keep in mind, I can see all of this on the surveillance camera (but the act was just obscured enough to avoid seeing it pour out of her).

She came back up and asked me where she can go to exit out. I pointed to the exit ramp outside the building and she took off. Yes she smelled of doo doo and our ride went down for 2 hours to clean the hallway, sanitize everything she touched and air out the stench! The kicker was she came back after we came back up from going down due to her and she still rode. As I saw her return (now wearing sweatpants instead of her skirt) she avoided eye contact with all the workers. I have no idea if she waa with family friends or had a BF but she was in her 20s it seemed and had no disabilities so…how does that happen?

Man I wish we could have saved that recording!

I’ll never understand for the life of me how a grown person of able body and sound mind can shit themselves. Like do you not recognize when you have to go? Like was she just having so much damn fun that she just kept holding it in until her body was like “Yo you do what you wanna do, but I’ma do what I gotta do, I can’t hold this in anymore”? And now some poor kid making barely more than minimum wage has to clean up another person’s shit of the floor, then has to clean up that war crime that is now that bathroom stall.

What you ever sharted before?

do you mean,

what you never sharted before?

you don’t fart in public for that reason, it can wait when you are home or taking a shit

Yea i meant never. Frankly tho I dont want to hear it from a guy who cant get through a paragraph without dropping 50 typos.

[Manx]

@Lantis

:tup:

[odin]

Figure I’d ask here… So what’s the truth? And how did it affect Katt getting bodied by a 12 year old?

http://i.imgur.com/JZCKSfX.jpg

[Manx]

Could it be far more likely that being popular and famous is a really complicated issue and the general public simply doesn’t have all the facts?

Na, it must be a conspiracy.

Also, WTF? Whitney Houston? What truth was she trying to bring? That crack feel good as fuck?

:tdown:

[odin]

Could it be far more likely that being popular and famous is a really complicated issue and the general public simply doesn’t have all the facts?

Na, it must be a conspiracy.

Also, WTF? Whitney Houston? What truth was she trying to bring? That crack feel good as fuck?

:tdown:

I mean I could post a similar picture with famous dead white people that died young. Would it change anything? lol

[Hatred_Edge]

“Hey Hatred Edge… I heard you like KoF. How hype are you for KoF XIV?”

"Well, SRK Lounge. To be honest, I was far more enthusiastic about buying KoF XII. What? A typo? Did I mean KoF XIII? No. I really meant KoF TWELVE."

[pedoviejo]

Figure I’d ask here… So what’s the truth? And how did it affect Katt getting bodied by a 12 year old?

http://i.imgur.com/JZCKSfX.jpg

Bob Marely, smoke weed and all will be good
Whitney Houston, crack is good ill suck yo dick for crack
micheal jackson, jesus juice!
2pac, nah nigga dis da hood bitches get slapped thug lyfe

idk who the next two black folk are

kat something, epidemic fucked me up with his chimp party

[Wasted]

Rolled 18,17,17,17,17,12 on my stats for a vampire campaign.

I’m practically gonna be a god.

A naughty vampire god?

-Starhammer-

Apparently the campaign is an evil campaign, so yes.

Vamps have no CON score, all their HP and such runs off of CHA, so ignore that 12.

[NickRocks]

bob marley was crooning love songs LMFAO