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And a half hour later they came down from their sugar high and were cranky/sleepy.

Do you even speak Mandarin?

Well neither do I.

Sugar high is a myth.

Wonder how much cash passed hands for that article. :coffee:

Not if you can live with yourself after having eaten a bunch of cinnabons from Taco Bell.

I’m amazed how well edited this is too.

Read this article just now…

…then found out it was a satire site.

I’m going to go away and be depressed forever now.

Have you tried the dessert in question?

id be more interested in an article about the crash that comes with i guess a supposed sugar high.

Dang, just heard an Uber advertisement on 10-10 Wins where they’re have a meetup for prospective drivers with free food or some shit. They were promising 1k sign on bonus and guaranteed 1.5k a week. Hard to believe they have to go looking for drivers for that cash.

prob some weird requirements like a car between 2014-16. seems pretty fuckin high for a sign on bonus.

I don’t get the hate for black girls

There are definitely bad and good ones

Just like every race out there

When you’re standing in line at the supermarket, and a woman is standing a little bit too close behind you even though there’s no one behind her, does this mean she wants your dick?

I had several instances of this happening to me today. I was waiting in line at QFC, and this moderately attractive white woman in her 30’s stood right next to me while waiting for my turn at the self-checkout kiosk. Same thing happened while at Safeway, where this moderately attractive Asian mom and her 13 year old daughter stood way too close right behind my back. I swore I could feel one of them sniffing my back.

Do women really want your dick when they do this? Because there was more than enough room for them to stand a good distance without getting awkwardly close.

If Uber is really dropping money like that I need to hop on during my free time.

I dont need to eat a Taco Bell Cinnibon to know that going to a fast food faux mexican joint isnt the place i want to go to get a fucking pastry.

I was trying to ask you earlier if you ever did a surge pricing week with them before. $1200 guaranteed, but with a lot of driving requirements. It’s for back to school, but since I’m taking and picking up my kids (and also moving :mad:) I can’t meet the requirements. You have to be in a certain area at certain times in order to do it and I just cannot get there and back in time.

:tup:

New Viper track leaked:

https://twitter.com/RapperViper/status/767995396765339648

RIP Avi! :rofl:

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Watch your back.

Spoiler

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