SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

Where did I say it was exclusive to the Super Bowl? They do that dumb shit in every game which is exactly why I say it’s a more popular version of the WWE

Will you give me a timetable on when you’ll stop talking?

Tackling celebrations have been going on for DECADES, what kind of rock did you climb out of? But all of a sudden it’s related to the WWE, the fuck?

Celebrate a goal? WWE
Feeling yourself after a 3-pt off the buzzer? WWE
Fist bumping after a HR? WWE

I suggest you stop wasting precious oxygen

I’d imagine the game has been fixed for some time, but I think the new commissioner has definitely ramped up the whole “Soap Opera, WWE feel” to the game. If it wasn’t rigged before, it almost certainly became rigged when Goodell took over. Also, how can you compare a fist bump after a HR to a ridiculous dance after a routine play? NFL is a garbage ass, rigged league ( and this is coming from someone who actually played the game). It’s not even going to be around in 50 years because the players are on the field literally killing themselves for money.

Seven months is to long for you to be acting this stupid on SRK still, stop it bruh.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t get mad at me just because you’re just now learning how the world works…one day you may even find out how sausage is made

SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!

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HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN MOTHERFUCKER

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U CAN’T SEE ME

The reason NFL and NBA are easier to fix has nothing to do with camera angles and celebrations, its the fact that referees have God-tier control over the outcome of plays. They can literally negate points off the scoreboard and overturn posessions. They can remove or add time to the play clock. Imagine a hitter strikes out, jaws at the ump, and the ump goes ALRIGHT NOW THE ROYALS HAVE TWO OUTS INSTEAD OF ONE bottom of the 9th in the world series LMFAO!

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  • The cut to 100 beer and truck commercials after a kickoff
  • The 10 minute review about “did his elbow hit that blade of grass”
  • The 5 hour pre-game show going over in detail how Peyton came out of practice with an angry look on his face, will this effect his play Sunday?
  • The ever changing rules designed to make it so the game is played with one specific, heavily offensive style
    Come on bro, that shit is so WWE it’s not even funny. Like I said before, I still enjoy it a bit, but it’s becoming more Soap opera than sport

Yes because claiming every sporting event except the one you love is rigged is such a reasonable response an Adult would make. We already have like three conspiracy theorists on SRK, find another gimmick to get by on.

Now that I think about it I haven’t seen Shin Akuma post in a while, and you popped up around his big Illuminati craze.

None of those things are indicators of rigging. They are indicators of profit based on hype. Your argument sucks.

We’re talking TV commercials now?

Life imitates WWE and WWE imitates life…

I’m alright if another fight promotion arises other than UFC…

Bellator?

Ticky Tack “Touch” Fouls

They can remove players from the game and completely change an entire period of play/half/end of the game, momentum/defense/make it easier since you can’t D up now-free spacing.

Baseball Umpire this year last month threw out a heckler fan though who wouldn’t shut the fuck up, GOAT

TIM DONAGHY EXPOSED. “Rachel Nichols and her gigantic ass” -basketblogger official media website called her, asked what they called a stupid ass question about it to the commissioner. “How did you feel when you found out?!” He didn’t answer that question directly or ever.

UFC crushed or bought out their competition just like the WWE

1 yard line

QB sneak
RB best ever to just walk it in

No. I think we’ll throw the ball off some guy’s helmet who isn’t looking!

TOM BRADY WINS!!!

Why’d you do that coach. “It was the best way to try to touchdown, next question.”

:tup: You can’t spell Tokyo without K.O..

Such a weird but awesome world, Miracle-san.

That doesn’t mean much coming from hands down one of the biggest retards on the forum; I don’t think I’ve ever heard you say anything remotely coherent before. Anyway, it stands to reason that a league like the NFL would want to create hype in any way possible (including rigging games), thereby increasing their profits. This means doing things like getting fan favorites like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning more wins (remember when they invented a rule against Oakland to get Brady that AFC Championship? Or when a 40 year old Peyton somehow beat one of the better teams of all time last year?). Inventing storylines for the game to get more fans interested (I honestly don’t see how you can deny that this isn’t directly influenced by WWE). Also, I don’t do this anymore (if you bet on the NFL you’re a fucking retard), but I used to bet on it occasionally and it’s almost Always a push. If the Giants are -14 against the Rams, and there are 40 seconds to go in the 4th with the Giants up by 7, you can bet your bottom dollar the Rams are about to throw a pick 6, or the Giants will recover a fumble for a TD or some shit. It just happens too often to be a coincidence imo. Not to mention in the NFL, sooo much of the game lies in the Refs hands, especially with the new review system (which happens to be one of the most garbage things ever added to a sport). Or you’ll get a situation where a world renowned receiver drops a wide open pass, a famous FG kicker misses a chip shot, etc. Maybe you call it coincidence, but I don’t agree

Shut the fuck up

The only thing that is rigged is your mom’s jaw, that shit is rigged to open up on command whenever my dick is in her face.