SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

I came in the door, pissed on the floor, apologized so they won’t try to extradite me no more.
Security trying me, fighting me, I got away in time, said I got held up, I crossed the line.
Putting on my coat, crossing over the moat, sneaking back home I thought that was all she wrote. The charges remain. They say we’re all kids. Self esteem like a career took years to build. But I’ll say a lie after the next one. Prepared, I was a little scared, but let the press come, and so you know that I’m privileged, so Locthe gonna swim a lap to this.

Video game convention in a neighboring city. Kids I help run tourneys are in charge of fighting games. So if they are doing stuff, i gotta take equipment. Gonna take the time to catch up with some mtg friends. Should be good times.

Nigga, you’re jailed, too. This is the gif you should be posting:

Getting banned is definitely a bigger L than getting jailed. :rofl:

An L is an L.

All you dumbasses are vets. You shouldn’t be getting banned OR jailed because you should all know better.

Smh :rofl:

Feels good to be so OP that I cannot be banned. Lowly serfs. :caramelchaiblacktea:

(Fuck. I really do hate omitting negatives by accident. That should have been “without any irony” in my last post.)

Damn. Man-Misty has rather buff arms. Clearly his Water pokemon of choice is Swampert-Mega, which makes me think he probably skipped leg day too.

You and your masochism.

In before anyone asks if you’re cosplaying as PR Balrog.

I don’t understand this inferior human species. These humans have the ENTIRE Tekken 7 FR ost including the new Mishima stage up on YT, yet they don’t have Abandoned Temple(Akuma stage with the BEST track in the game) anywhere to be found. So dumb shit like the menu theme is worthy of being uploaded but not the best track in the game? Yeah, I bet everyone was jumping for joy over the damn ending credits for Arcade Mode too.

Fucking humans. I swear.

I just now realized that having spam flagged posts is a gone thing now. Collector’s item, like Nick Rocks and his preme status.

I have 71 spam flags. How many do You guys have?

:tup:

INDRA 2016 NO ONE ASKED HIM TO CONTINUE THE WORK HE STARTED IN A DREAMCAST GAME, BUT SUSUMU HIRASAWA DOESN’T FORGET.
SIGN 3
FORCES 2016
HAI YO

I AM GAY FOR YOUR MUSIC, SIR.

On September 14th, my ears become pussies for this man to fuck with his music.

Also, finally got emulation apps on this new laptop. Been playing Maverick Hunter X and Dracula X Chronicles: Rondo of Blood a lot. PSP has a lot of good shit buried deep in its archives.

Well, it finally happened again… one of the Olympic athletes shat on himself during a speed-walk race…

:lol: do the stanky-leggggggggg

damn man that’s terrible for him…there’s the pain and fatigue…on top of the humiliation on a grand scale—this is a world-wide televised event, and he dookied on himself in broad daylight for all to see. :lol:

damn I can’t find actual video showing the real deal…looks like NBC is trying their best to avoid showing actual shit…they’re too scared apparently go on and show someone who has legs that glisten with doody juice.

yep

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuVlWLehGn8

Yo get hype

Takin a dump in my new apartment. Feels good, but I miss having a house. Time to go scout for dem college gals.

:tup:

I have 76. They all come from either @“Shadow Ace” mulignan wack ass or my Bro-inlaw @RockBogart. The fact that these niggas were able to flag me that many times needs to be handled. @Pertho ban both of these inferior life forms.

The like hitting spam on my post bc i be speaking the great gospel. You’ll serfs don’t even speak Royalty nigga

@million I now realize that I just dookied in a place that isn’t stocked with toilet paper yet.

:mad:

Scorpion’s gotta sting, man.

COME ON. BERSERK GETS NEW MUSIC AND NOW THIS.

If it weren’t for Keifer I wouldn’t bother with this Pompeii movie. I tuned in to see a volcano turn an entire city to ash. Not watch this emo dude spend the first hour being emo and fighting randomly. Bring on the volcano already.

Vgm fridays