I like the premise behind the video and agree with what he’s saying, but i could do without most of his attempts at being funny.
Not much, I’m so close to being married at the moment…
Sometime November at this rate I should be filing my taxes as a married man or something like that shrugs
Aw snap! how fast time flies. Is this the same girl you were with before? Is she a Zerg Queen?
Ummm I’m not sure. The one I’m seeing right now we’ve been together since May 2010.
I don’t think Texas sells a lot Kimchi though and she might hate me because of it :sad:
LOL You’re from Texas? I never knew this. There’s a lot of Korean/Thai/Lao/Chinese places in the DFW area, but I’m not sure how legit they are.
Sheeeit, I hate even hearing a dude’s voice in any sort of porn video…they really need to shut the hell up if they’re off-camera too. It just ruins things, man… like if someone gave you a plate of delicious pizza…but there’s a large turd right next to it with maggots crawling around right next to the pizza. Suddenly that pizza isn’t so appealing anymore, is it? Even if it has not actually touched the turd, let’s say it’s a particularly juicy piece of shit, and the juice has run over and soaked the bottom of your pizza crust…it is now moist with that shit juice. Yeah, that’s basically what it’s like when I’m looking at a vid of some hot bitch taking her clothes off…and out of nowhere this dude from off camera starts talking to her. Thanks a lot for ruining everything, dude.
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little…thanks million…
Yeah, John Carpenter wanted to do a different Hallowe’en every year, with the only thing tying them together being the day of the year. Then Micheal Myers took off, and Hallowe’en made a fuck ton of money, and they made another before going on to make different Hallowe’en movies. Which they made one of. And it sucked a tremendous amount of ass. 3 more days till Hallowe’en, Sillllllllver Shamrock. My one friend tries to tell me the movie is a great movie, exposing the commercialism of holidays. I remind him I paid good money to be scared, or see people die, to watch that movie. Any horror movie with an abundance of children is a horrible idea.
Anywho, true story. The Producers and director of Friday the 13th had no fucking clue what the movie was going to be about, they just really liked the name of the movie. They even took out ads that even had a release date, before they had even one WORD of a plot written down.
Yeah, that cracks me up to this day.
You should have told her you wouldn’t rape her, then rape her anyways. She would have never seen it coming.
[INDENT=1][FONT=Helvetica]I did not know that lol. And yeah, the plot was so good until WHAM, the end (and when you look back on the whole movie). But the ride was fun, and I loved the kills. That’s pretty much all I look for in a horror movie these days. They stopped being scary or well though a looooooong time ago.[/FONT][/INDENT]
[INDENT=1][FONT=Helvetica]Anywho, after my terrific battle of with Jack Daniels Honey last night, I woke up this morning surrounded by a fucking LOT of Chinese food. What’s even better, is I have yet to find a Chinese food place that will deliver to me, and yet somehow I have chinese food. ALOT of it.[/FONT][/INDENT]
[INDENT=1][FONT=Helvetica]Even more odd, is that my bank account has the exact same amount of cash in it that it did from yesterday. Hallowe’en miracle?[/FONT][/INDENT]
It takes places several years after the original Metal Gear Solid in a fictional African country called Gindra. I think it’s supposed to have happened between MGS1 and MGS2.
It has its own storyline, not a remake.
Dude, where do you find your gifs? That white people gif is hilarious.
Metal Gear Ac!d games were fantastic, gameplay-wise (can’t say the same about story)
No asian chicks in my area. Like East Asian no Indian Asian
Lol, why am I being forced to watch Catwoman?
All I can think of as I watch it is this
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Looking for a job is awesome. internet high five to my unemployed peoples!
High five!
It’s old, but I love how everyone wants solid years experience in something specific to their job. How do I get that if you or anyone else won’t hire me?
Protip: Form an LLC. Do freelance stuff while retroactively attributing any work you did in college to it. There’s your years of experience.
And I imagine volunteer work helps in some way, no? Figure I’d do some of my own if it’s something worth putting on a resume.
- Oddly enough KOF13 has me more hype than UMvC3 and Gem Fighter (aka SFxT). SNK come take my money already. LEEEAADDDYYY FAIGHT
I have to ask this question. Show of hands everybody!
Spoiler
Who else would fuck the shit out of Rachel Maddow?
I had to change the way I did my resume. That’s the biggest thing a lot of people need to do when getting a job. there’s is more than one way on how you should present yourself through paper nowadays. Instead of give the potential employer a resume full of where you have worked in order, instead save that part for the app and just focus solely on what they really need to know what you can do, have done, and why you should be still doing it at their company.
It’s not 100% fool-proof but I’ve gotten quicker responses and more job offers when I gave a resume with just, as an example, retail and customer service experience without wasting space with the fact that I’ve worked at multiple temp agencies, a meat packing plant, and warehouse experience.
but keep in mind a lot of hiring nowadays is more about presentation and not always qualifications. I know so many people who have really high paying jobs but had very low qualifications. Mostly it was due to the fact that they had a generalized degree and was hired mostly on that fact or had at least an associates degree. grunt work to ceo work doesn’t cut it anymore unless you’re trying to run your own business.
“solid years of experience” is just an excuse to weed people out from the rest. that’s why I chose to get out of Graphic Design. Too many companies have different ways of defining GD but they all have the same requirement of 3-5 years of experience to even step foot in their doors, which is extremely unrealistic when there’s really no companies who offer jobs that lead to those potential careers. Especially if you don’t live in a major city.
Actually most of what’s bothering me is the lack of professional attire. I unfortunately gained a bunch of weight and lost half my nice clothes. Don’t think it’ll be possible to get an adult job until I get myself back into shape.
(This of course, is me freaking out.)