SRK Lounge: Measure all you want, it's still tiny

(Ugh. So tedious…)

Stupid right pointer finger. Wonder it randomly decided to ache all day. It’s not like I practice dressing up as Phoenix Wright or anything.

Yeah, it’s been especially sluggish today. I imagine it’s because people are absolutely batshit over a stereotypically Australian raccoon. That or a douchebag photographer with a couple of Megaman references.

Regardless, I’ll just do popular thing and blame Keits even if he has nothing to do it with.

Just jealous you’re not as sexy as Rocket Raccoon.

I’ve had 5 trick or treaters so far. Man I am going to have a shit load of candy to eat.

I need to get more mileage out of my angry bird costume.

I actually like FW haha

Kim Kardashian marriage was never anything more than a publicity stunt to help sell her shitty new show.

Her marriage is over? This ranks low on the ladder of importance along with if she still lives or dies to me.

kim kardashian should live life forever alone tbh.

she made $18mil from the wedding alone.

This end of a marriage is as predictable as the Mc Rib going away only to make a return…again. and just like the sandwich, Kim K will be back with a new man only for him to be gone later on.

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apparently he just found out about the divorce a few hours ago, lol.

She does have a nice ass.

Really sad that no one comes to my house for trick or treating. Probably because we’re in a cul de sac on top of a hill, with none of our neighbours decorating their houses for the occasion.

Halloween sucks anyways. Aside from women dressing up as sluts.
No one decorates for Halloween no more or Passes out candy ;-;

A house on top of a hill is the scariest place around. You scare everyone with your residence.

Kids know better than to come around my place. They’ve never gotten anything over the last 10+ years. I don’t even really eat candy. No way I’m wasting my money on fattening up some kids.

Wrong thread brah

I’m 6ft and weight 182-3lbs. Am I a fatass?

haha, The situation with Kim…it’s the first “news” I noticed when getting online a few minutes ago… and of course I’m thinking “oh what a surprise.”

Besides that super, ultra ass(*fake or not it looks amazing to me, and I’d pay just to touch it one time), and the big, probably-fake-but-still-nice tits… she also has this sexy valley-girl voice…like she would be one of the main characters in that movie Clueless back in the ‘90s. That type of voice sounds hot as hell to me most of the time…I also noticed it’s EXACTLY like Paris’ voice. If you just played audio of Paris saying something, then Kim saying the same thing… I’ll bet most people would never be able to guess which one is which, just going by that audio recording.

I suppose this will give her show another ratings boost for awhile. JUST AS PLANNED™. Yeah.

Oh yeah, I’m up for Horde mode almost any time I’m online. It’s almost that time… HORDE COMMAND PACK is only a matter of hours away! Yessssssssss. I still have fortifications to level up and ribbons/medals to work on, etc… they’ve put so much of a grind in this one that Gears is basically RPG status now…only it’s awesome instead of crap like most RPGs…in my opinion, of course. I haven’t taken a cheap shot at RPGs in awhile…that was just a slight one but it still felt good.

*Halloween movies on yesterday— I forgot how incredibly cute-hot Danielle Harris is. She would get ravaged immediately.

*New Zombie Apocalypse game— ehhhh the jury is still out on that one for me. It didn’t make a great first impression. It almost seems like this wasn’t even made by the same people that did the first game. I don’t know if that’s the case, but yeah… also, the characters seem goofy in a bad way (*especially the one dude that’s like a stereotypical forum geek that actually says stuff like “time to own some n00bs!”…terrible. I still may get it since I love those kinds of top-down shooters…maybe if I simply mute the characters or something it would be better…yeah.

*What if someone showed up at a Halloween party as “The Shit”? I think that could be a potentially great costume…some fat, sloppy, greasy/moist outfit that is brown…perhaps with a bit of face-paint on with a spinach leaf and the occasional corn kernel sprinkled here and there…and you show up at the party as “Shit”…perhaps a buddy could be “Green Shit”…and another person could be “Vomit”. I’d like to see someone dress up as a bloody maxi-pad too…just to see people’s reactions when they see that for the first time. Or…perhaps a large bottle with “Massengil” on the side and bam— you’re going as a “Douche”!

*Halloween is on yet again on AMC— I forgot how cute/hot that one girl with the big hair was…the one that was walking around in just t-shirt and panties near the end before she got killed. It’s one of the hottest visuals ever, imo…when a broad is just in t-shirt and panties. She even had some socks pulled all the way up to the knee! That’s BONUS hotness points there. Ah, the character’s name is “Annie”. That hairstyle should come back in style…she has a sexy voice too.

push-ups high score for today—> 520 so far. I set a minimum set requirement as well… it has to at least be 20 or 25 each set…less than 20 doesn’t seem to be worth a damn, really. When “fresh” on the energy level, I can do 50 or at least 40.

KK’s ass is too disproportionately big. She looks like a cartoon character. Same thing with tits. There’s good-big, and then there’s enormous fake tits that make you wonder what the broad was thinking.

Poor Hump. Now he is wifeless and jobless.

Rocket Raccoon is British. Why?

Is that weight in your gut? Sounds normal to me.

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