Imagine someone using that device on your asshole!!
After sprinkling it with some salted jalapeno juice.
I’m not sure I understand this post. Are you saying scrotum shaving does not apply to The Damned?
Habanero.
Step up your S&M game, son.
I’m saying it is hard to conceive of him being motivated to do any bonsai feng shui, giving his using it exclusively to pee.
so it’s less like a lawn mower and more like a rotary tiller :sad:
lol damn…
Is it even possible to shave the balls?
Keeping the rest the stuff around cut including the crotch is necessary unless you want musty balls… if that’s your thing then fine, but a hygenic, crispy shirt, metrosexual negro such as myself can’t go out like that…
I trim that shit, but ain’t no way in hell I’m letting ingrown hairs interfer with my game.
I cut my scrotum using a razor instead of clippers once. Bled but didn’t hurt. Now, if you cut your nipples trying to shave the hair around them that hurts like a mother fucker. Second time my nipples ever bled.
The first time happened hanging in what I will call “the white neighborhood” on a Halloween night. Three of my friends and I were on all sorts of hijinks including throwing eggs, stealing other people’s eggs and throwing them, and pissing in the backpack they were carrying the eggs in. Anyhow, one of our dastardly plans was to trick the cops. We decided to fill backpacks up with leaves and then when we saw the cops run fast as fuck away then let them catch us. When they caught us and there were nothing but leaves inside it was fucking hilarious. Anyhow, here is how my nipples started bleeding. We sprinted so fucking hard the friction against my undershirt cut them shits up. It was horrible. I was in pain for at least a week.
Facial hair in males is used to display sexual maturity in males, in the same way Silverbacks in gorillas show a mature male.
Fun Fact!: Barry White had a full beard since he was 13 years of age. The man was probably a walking androgen factory.
It’s incredible to ponder the fact that the human body is composed of roughly 77% water, and the 8 octillion atoms that the average adult is constituted from is approximately 99.9999% empty space. So in reality the water we’re made of is 77% out of one ten-thousanth of 1%!
A human being is merely 0.0001% physical mass, the rest are just electromagnetic bonds created by the fields of the atoms that form our “shell.” Upon envisioning the true scope of such an underlying reality, it wouldn’t be so far to say that we, and the world in which we exist, are virtually holographic.
SHUT UP!
(That was a decent shower. If only it could wash all the facial hair off my face [without stripping hair away from anywhere else].)
Yeah, cutting near your nipples, as vestigial as they are on men, hurts a lot more than I thought it would, especially since I’m kinda used to nicking myself in general–no emo–when I shave. Stupid chest area. Luckily I don’t have any hair really there anyway unlike this one guy I know who basically has a pelt attached to his chest.
Actually, that did happen once and I nicked it, but like you said I was being dumb. However, that’s not the reason.
Also, even though I have no one to “present it to” and I hate being naked, I would probably shave places other than my face rather regularly if only because I sweat like mad even when stationary due to my weird sense of temperature, so it would be easier to keep things cleaner or, at least, less smelly with all of that. The only thing though is all those places itch like mad only a day or two after it starts to grow back, so it’s pretty much not worth it (presently) considering I’d pretty much have to shave constantly.
Pfft. Effort.
Ugh. I’m dumb but not that dumb. My plugs weren’t/aren’t long enough to reach my shower anyway, no matter where I’ve showered; I had that electric shaver when I was in my dormitory for freshman year of college and shortly before and after that.
Nah. As with pretty much everything related to me, it’s mundane. It just kinda stopped working. Mid-shave. On my face. Nicked me rather moderately because of it. So I’d just rather not have to deal with those things or “rechargeable” batteries since those have a tendency to explode me. (Hurray for horrible luck.)
Already knew that–the first one I mean, not the second one since a) I don’t care and b) I can never remember who Barry White even is; I meant why is it still there.
“In reality”?
Isn’t “virtually holographic” redundant? Also, thanks for reminding me of solipsism, antagonistic figment of my imagination.
Pfft. Shaving near your nipple tickles compared to getting a tattoo near it, and a little on it.
(Ah, damn. I forgot to make a lame Magneto joke at white shadow’s post.)
You’re wrong Rock. I’m mad because I can’t shave and because I (always) have a shitty razor. Get it right.
Hair in general is genuinely disgusting to me, though. It’s not my fault the “miracle of nature” often fails miserably.
I haven’t read many eulogies but this one seems hilariously bad. Teenager trying to sound deep bad.
Tea Tree is defo good. I use that too. Was afraid of it at first because it has that nozzle and says to try it on some inconspicuous skin first just in case it completely fucks you up.
(Hmm…I need to eat more onions. Garlic too.)
Ah, my bad Rock. I’ll keep that in mind. The name sounds familiar for some reason, though perhaps because you’ve mentioned it before.
Haha. The cult continues to amuse.
I still can’t believe people are so interested in that biography. You already know how the book’s going to end, people.
if the Rugrats were real people, Tommy would be 21 now.
Stabby: HEEE HAWWWW HEEEE HAWWWW~~!!!
Nope. “Virtually” in this case is a synonym of the word “almost”; whereas my usage of “holographic” is describing a 3-dimensional form created by light. So in reality, I’m saying that we’re virtually non-existent, but actually do exist in a finite form, since we’re still composed of real matter- not just light, like actual holograms.
Just wax your face. I’m on that Brazilian shit. Just make sure you preheat your face and have some Johnson’s and Johnson’s on deck
(The Kobe avatar with that white shawl on makes that suggestion far more hilarious than it should be.)
Ah, I see. Thanks Rock.
…I just noticed that like everyone links to amazon nowadays while I don’t think I’ve ever used that site.
I know what your usage meant, white figment. I just meant it looked (and still looks) and thus initially seemed redundant and thus could have probably been worded better given what “virtual” anything usually makes people think of. But thanks for clarifying, even if that “virtually non-existent” thing doesn’t exactly make less things confusion.
However, like most Americans, I no longer care now that my attention span has been spent.
CHANGE PLACES!
Oh Monsieur Deaumed, you never fail to amusingly perturb.* tips mercury-tinged top hat*
Oh Snap! New Walking Dead tonight! Not as good as [Br]eaking [Ba]d or Mad Men, but it will suffice. Keep on truckin’ [AMC]!!!