SRK Lounge: Measure all you want, it's still tiny

Oh.

I misapprehended.

Your rapist wit is usually a lot more elaborate in its utter lack of subtlety.

Your mallet usually runs full-on past jumping the melon.

Adjusts online sarcastometer to accommodate a newer, more refined PapaR :wonder:

/still salty at the last few years circumstances.

Far too few extraneous "u"s for that.

Also, she’s blonde.

So you’re probably right.

you gonna take that Papa? Go whup Val’s ass with a fucking UV lamp

Why do I even bother looking into the UMVC3 Morrigan thread? She gets nothing but buffs and EVERYONE is saying she will be shit just because you can’t air-dash in like an autistic child with no downside…

…I must’ve been the ONLY person that didn’t care about X-Factor

I don’t give a fuck about Val.

He has red hair.

I’m tired of people telling me to get hype. You don’t own my dopamine. I DO! >:(

strawberry blond.

dude coulda easily been just scratchin his nuts.

You should revere us. Evolution within a species. We are real-life X-Men.

Go back to Lazytown.

Stop watching television meant for children, pedo-bot.

-Robbie R.

Oh yeah, Monica Bellucci---- she was strongly considered for M5™ status at one point. Fortunately, the decision concerning her ascension was made easy when she suddenly faded away from the limelight for no apparent reason. She was nearly household-name status when Matrix Reloaded came out, then she showed titty-meat in Malena while everyone was still remembering her incredible skin-tight mini-dress scenes from Reloaded…then there was some action movie a year or 2 later that I can’t even remember clearly…and bam she ninja-vanished from the scene. It’s a shame, because she actually had potential to be a new #1 at some point in the future…but then she just disappeared.

*that teacher in Ohio that just got sentenced for having sex with her students…hell YEAH— quite hittable. She even has the look that fits with that “Hot for Teacher!” fantasy so perfectly…probably dolled up for the trial to look as innocent as possible, but I don’t care…that look WORKS for me. She had glasses on, folks…glasses!:sweat:

…and it reminds me once again of my favorite sexpot teacher of all time from my school days… the lovely Mrs. Walters, who taught 7th grade Life Science…looked like a real life Jessica Rabbit with glasses(!) on. I’ll never forget ya, babe. Mrs. Walters was FIRE. I would still go back in time specifically to hit that. Jesus Christ Superstar that woman was an incredible piece of ass.

lol, this i’ve got to see. Are you recording these matches?

Could someone make it Tuesday already? I wants to be paid.

-Starhammer-

Things I learned today:

  1. Today was Friday. I thought yesterday was Friday, for some retarded reason. Which means, thinking it was Saturday morning, I slept in. I didn’t get to work until about noon. Shit.

  2. I’d been wondering why nobody had been replying to my Facebook posts lately. usually there’s a comment here, or a “like” there, but lately there’d been nothing. Turns out, I’d set my posts to private, and I’ve been the only one seeing them…for the last month. …shit.

So, in summary, I’m a fucking retard, apparently.

Maaan, when is that new GGPO coming out?

What new GGPO?

Living in Colorado, it’s been lovely, but with the job market being absolute garbage, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m moving back to the midwest. Anyone else having difficulty living where they are at and have to temporarily move back to their parents?

Monica was never even close to being a house-hold name. Back then if you brought her name up, it was “huh?” “who?” etc.etc. It’s even worse now if you even try to bring up the movie. Outside of here, the only other people I have run into that know her were a couple Korean chicks were in my class. “She’s fucking HOT!”(their exact words) was the general consensus . She’s more known internationally, but here, non-existant. A ton of her movies are on NetFlix Instant.

http://ggpo.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3985