SRK Lounge I'm about to shine the bat signal off yo mama's fat _____

nope. Who is she, by the way?

-Starhammer-

what if the vagina was made of a shredded inverted penis aka post op?

If I ever get to pound a short latina chick with a nice rack, I’ll be a happier man. Come to think of it, either five inches shorter or taller than me and I’ll be grinning like the chesire cat. I wanna play with her booty dimples while her tits hit her in the face. Dat ass…Is shaking.

-Starhammer-

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah

Lol…My friend, I didn’t mean to quote you in that post. I tried to delete it 3 times!

But I’m great, and embarassed. How’ve you been :D?

i have read a lot of your stories, and this one is quite possibly even better than your sister fucking one. you exceeded all my expectations and delivered.

A++

That’s great to hear, and don’t worry - I don’t plan on committing any shenanigans. :lol:

Your story obviously shows that you’re not homosexual, yet you somehow enjoyed getting your inexperienced ass rammed by a decently sized cock. There’s no way this would happen unless you’d do ass stretching regularily. Either that or your story is fake as shit.

well asian decently sized is like an american small

Dude’s gotta start somewhere.

only original model vaginas, and vagina exclusives, for that matter.

Man that just sounds uncomfortable.

Like the science involved behind it…

Dr Evil IS real

It’s okay; must’ve been a slip on the reply button. :lol:

I’m doing good, thanks! Work has been more or less the same; and I’ve been investing time into TTT2 with somewhat average results so far. Having lots of fun with it though.

I do miss Ruffle’s Fully Loaded Chilli Cheese Fries. They were so good. Sad they were only limited. :sad:

Why do people try to link funnyjunk? That shit never works right. Direct links there redirect.

btw still waiting for someone to give me a TLDR cliff notes on MP wife

kthx

Cliffs Notes on MP’s Wife:

  • Asian
  • Woman

And now I have painful hiccups. What is going on with me today?

wtf are you talking about