It was an error by the site. Every time he posted it would be this huge live mIRC made with a fuckload of GD people. He decided to add Wizard once and Wizard got stuck in all of the errors.
Neesa’s post is great accompanied by that avatar. :tup:
Possibility of that happening with an asian is pretty low though.
As long as it has a vagina and at least 1 limb, I’m game
So hermaphros are a go?
You just might get on MP’s level yet.
Wow. So, I should be forthright and let you know I read the story then came to comment, I didn’t actually read all the pages between then and now.
I feel I should take MP’s story and retell it with graphic details and a writers flair…but first I need to go read it three more times while fapping.
Avatar assists, mang.
And trust me, I know. 2 failed attempts turned me off of Asian guys. Cute to look at. Can’t please a Black/Hispanic chick for shit. I asked one of 'em if it was in. Think that was **one **of the most horrible things I’ve said to a guy (to his face). :looney:
I feel like I need a shower when I get home today.
Then you made the smart decision and turned towards us gorgeous white men.
I gotta go find a mirror to admire myself in brb.
BTW, MP, I’m just going to be truthful, I’m stealing the bit about your cocks touching.
Also, still fapping.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d rank that “It’s time to kill yourself, sir.”
Neesa confirmed for:
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Killing a man’s self confidence when you trying to get him to stuff the grand canyon with one Oscar Meyer wiener. SMH.
OK FINE! PUT ME IN THE CORNER! MAKE THIS MY ONLY OUT!
YOU WIN BITCH! YOU WANT ME TO SQUEAL?!
I’LL SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
I’M A RAGING…
The Closet
Spoiler
[spoiler=The other door to the closet]
[spoiler=Oh look, there’s another door to the cloest]
[spoiler=Hey look, I found Tom Cruise in this one]
[spoiler=Fuck, how many doors am I going to open]
[spoiler=Last one, I swear]
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[details=Spoiler]I’m surprised at how many people didn’t pick up on the fact that this was a level when there were glaring holes in the story that I left uncovered.
No, my marital situation is not a level. That is without a doubt the only real part of this story.[/details]
Grand Canyon? In 9 years, I’ve only been with 10 guys. If that’s Grand Canyon worthy… Then, damn.
Cold as ice.
We are approaching event horizon levels of gay in this thread. Zero hour, finger on the nuclear launch button gay . Extinction level event gay. Biblical end-times prophecy gay. Peak gay. The gay meteor that killed the dinosaurs gay.
Someone needs to post 22 pictures of Stacey Dash to bring balance back to the force.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/10/3/16/enhanced-buzz-30442-1349295875-0.jpg
21 to go.
A Woman with a penis i can understand it, but a Man with a pussy?? o_O
Or this goes beyond that as anything that moves?
Well, that depends, you could have been with only 2, but i you have do stuff like double vaginal or fisting/double fisting well…
Pretty sure that needing NASA to land the space shuttle in your pussy to please you has less to do with the number of guys and more of a medical condition. Maybe the reason you’ve been coughing a lot is because your vagina is growing so much that its taking space away from your lungs.
I bet that pussy is so big, you could hide a SEAL unit, put on a burka and sneak them into Iran inside of it.
Yes, woe is me and my big vagina.
I think it means Sovi3t would smash Old Gregg, but not before 3 shoefuls of Bailey’s
More like VAGIANT
thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the vagina.
Shoutouts to Shaft Agent and DRD, for playing their parts.
This has been an SRK Missing Person, production. :china:
Blue ball comes slowly.