SRK Lounge I'm about to shine the bat signal off yo mama's fat _____

It’s fair in that you’re a little bitch, and that bitches travel in packs.

It’s only to make sure you live up to the laws of the land. Trust me.

All things considered, it is really hard to choose MP’s wife over the tranny.

Oh fuck me. MP got hit with some set ups and then in turn hit Jabs with a set up. Its like taking the tranny dick leveled him up like the stones in pokemon. MPussy took DickStone and evolved too MPower.

So this dude turned homo and wonders why one of his friends just cant handle it? Its common man, he fears the gay “fuck me” look you will now flash him.

It definitely started off funny, but now it’s just like third grade kids saying, “no u” and trying to get the last word because it somehow makes them the victor. :frowning:

I’d like to be one myself. Nice to see Jab crossed over into full dick mode. How do you put people on ignore again? Or did I read a while back that it doesn’t work with SRK black?

Full dick mode would be MP’s schtick. :confused:

I’ll tell you how I put motherfuckers on ignore…I just dont read the motherfuckers posts.

Gonna be a fight at the sandbox.

Or buttsex at the sandbox.

My money’s on MP giving Azure a wedgie before propping him up on the flagpole.

You know what I’m talking about.

I am imagining myself becoming horny just thinking about it.

Wow.

You ARE confused.

Bitch = taking cock.

Period.

You = taking cock.

Period.

You = Bitch.

Period.

Me =/= taking cock.

Period.

Your wife =/= taking cock.

Holy shit.

Does your wife piss standing up?

Straight up. Wouldn’t want somebody to walk in here and to think the guy who fucked a Chinese tranny had some kind of Asian fetish.

Its called artistic license. Since when are SRK bedtime stories… well, lets say…“entirely truthful”.?

Yeah, a lot people are saying Jabs is acting homophobic but he just seems like he feels betrayed to me. In comparison to someone I once personally knew, Jabs isn’t that bad. Said someone I knew said he would kill his own son if he was gay. The time I have an issue with gay males is when they do the over-the-top flamboyant act. Like they’re trying to get everyone’s attention and shove that they’re gay in everyone’s faces and then act like that means being a stupid prissy spoiled female.

He had dreams of a life for him and MP together. He wanted MP to be his first, and wanted to be MP’s first.

Now he’s left with holding a picture of MP in a heart-shaped frame with watery eyes while Elton John’s “The One” plays in the background.

Just read page 28. I think MP was in need of someone to take control and get in dat ass, his life over there in yellow land sounds shitty anyways. Insert golfclap.gif.

More than you do.

Which is never.

Which means you piss sitting down like a little bitch.

Which apparently, in your convoluted mind, means I wouldn’t fuck you since you don’t have a dick anymore, so I guess you’re safe.

…or are you?

Kromo if we had sex would you post on srk about it, I must know before I give you my body I hate it when a nigga kisses and tells

Speaking of what HatredEgde is saying one of my local fg buddies is fb friends with ricky, I didn’t know exactly how flamboyant he was goddamn.

And all this time Pertho is winning

From the book of MP:

I.
Already.
Used.
That.
Burn.
Get.
Your.
Own.
Instead.
Of.
Feebly.
Reversing.
Terms.

Well luckily for you, Kromo is a Japanophile and not a nigga.:tup:

Ricky is on the furthest end of the spectrum for flamboyancy, dude doesn’t miss a beat

So, MP the question here is, Would you hit(and be hit) again that “chick”?
Is (s)he the key of your closet?