SRK Lounge I'm about to shine the bat signal off yo mama's fat _____

Starhammer · 2012-10-03T16:59:23.000Z

She was on welfare and had a million dollars. Then died overdosing a year later.

…Like I said, eating that dumbass pie.

-Starhammer-

Shaft_Agent · 2012-10-03T17:14:06.000Z

Is this how adults talk these days? Serious question, I haven’t been in the US in a while.

“You don’t know me”? Which episode of old school Ricki Lake did she steal that line from?

Then she goes on a bullshit illogical tangent, slipping in shots suggesting that the writer runs an abusive household?

This isn’t a younger generation skinny jeans douche that I don’t understand. This is a grown ass woman representing the TV news, arguing like those sloppy Jersey Shore broads, that I don’t understand.

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anyone know the significance of me posting this one over the normal one?

Taito · 2012-10-03T17:24:03.000Z

Office Space… something.

Being smart, classy, and witty has been deemed too hard by the masses so like 90 percent of the populist have just made it socially acceptable and expected to be dumb now.

No wait, I don’t ‘like’ this. Bring back the fucking rep bars.

Missing_Person · 2012-10-03T17:27:12.000Z

Other than Office Space

No wait, I don’t ‘like’ this. Bring back the fucking rep bars.

What’s not to like?

Now we can all be smart, conceited, egotistical jerkoffs to everybody and be justified in doing so.

IT’S THE GREATEST THING EVAR!

Muff_Daddy · 2012-10-03T17:27:35.000Z

Exclusive Hip Hop News, Interviews, Rumors, Rap & Music Videos | Allhiphop – 1 Oct 12

Hip-Hop Rumors: Video – MGK Versus Microsoft? Rapper Says “F*ck These Computers”

Machine Gun Kelly is really a wild boy, and unfortunately, it looks like he just ruined a corporate relationship with computer giant Microsoft. The Bad boy was hired to perform at the Microsoft store at Atlanta's Lenox Mall on Friday for The Source...

During his performance, the rapper began jumping on tables in the store which housed brand new and expensive computers and laptops. MGK ignored the pleas of the Microsoft staff to get down, and instead hit them with the middle finger and said:

“Suck my dck, I’m up in this motherfcker. MGK in this btch. Fck these computers.”

After about 40 seconds into his first song and after stomping on at least five computers, the staff cut off his music and his mic.

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The Source and Microsoft—never thought I’d see those two names sponsoring the same event.

ViciousSLASH · 2012-10-03T17:31:06.000Z

White people are the worst. White people parrot mimicking another race which is even more the worst is even the worster.

The_Epidemic · 2012-10-03T17:35:04.000Z

why did they think it was a good idea to get him?? LOL thats what they get…kids and moms be in there too. smh.

Neesa · 2012-10-03T17:47:56.000Z

Hm. Coughing up blood. Time to see a doctor.

Missing_Person · 2012-10-03T17:53:22.000Z

Hm. Coughing up blood. Time to see a doctor.

Hello pneumonia.

Get yourself to the hospital and get better quick.

Redbeard · 2012-10-03T17:53:57.000Z

@Neesa hope you feel better and it’s nothing too serious.

I almost thought you were Leftover Lotion with that avatar. :bluu:

BlackShinobi · 2012-10-03T17:59:09.000Z

Hm. Coughing up blood. Time to see a doctor.

I don’t think that smilie works so well after either of those statements. Anyway get that checked out ASAP.

Shaft_Agent · 2012-10-03T18:05:18.000Z

Office Space… something.

it’s her brother

Pertho · 2012-10-03T18:05:42.000Z

Hm. Coughing up blood. Time to see a doctor.

One does not simply coffee smiley a medical condition. Yeah, yeah its a tired meme but applies way too much to this case. Make sure you take pics at the hospital, Fishjie already set the standard for this.

Sexperienced · 2012-10-03T18:06:47.000Z

Information is beautiful! The world’s best info-graphics that show us the value of body parts, surname distribution and what makes a great novel
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[]Information Is Beautiful Awards celebrated the best data graphics
[]Graphics showed anything from the monetary value of a human brain to the most common Alaskan surnames
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Because you’re worth it: A body parts map designed by Peter Grundy that was nominated at the Information Is Beautiful Awards ceremony at the Institute of Contemporary Arts in London last week

Popular names: This detailed graphic shows the predominant surnames in each U.S. state in map form

The nominees for this year’s Booker Prize are broken down by genre to find out what makes a great novel. Perhaps unsurprisingly, death is the most common plot device

SNAAAAKE · 2012-10-03T18:11:35.000Z

I kinda agree with vslash about marvel3. notice I dont put that on my hate list. the game requires skill. more power to people that can hold it down.

same can’t be said about people that ONLY play shittyfighter4/shitxshit. fucking rejects thinking they have what it takes.

The_Epidemic · 2012-10-03T18:11:55.000Z

no Middleton? I cant really see since it wont blow up

Neesa · 2012-10-03T18:14:19.000Z

Been coughing pretty bad for a week. Thought I was getting better, but the coughing got worse. So, can’t really push it off anymore.

But, hospital? I was just gonna go to a doctor… Hm.

Just a bit scared so, trying not to scare myself more with Google. :lol:

SNAAAAKE · 2012-10-03T18:16:01.000Z

know what I really wanna break? this piece of shit computer at work. IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A SOLID STATE DRIVE…:mad:

I am stuck in 90s with a goddamn 4/3 ratio monitor too. not even 1080p. this shit is like 960p or something I dont even know…:bluu:

Missing_Person · 2012-10-03T18:24:30.000Z

Been coughing pretty bad for a week. Thought I was getting better, but the coughing got worse. So, can’t really push it off anymore.

But, hospital? I was just gonna go to a doctor… Hm.

If you’re coughing up blood, hell yes, go to a doctor Neesa. You’re well beyond just needing a doctor, and chances are they’re going to want to test you pretty well, and you could possibly end up in the hospital for a couple days. You have something worse than bronchitis now. You could go to your Family Practitioner, but he could very well send you to the hospital as well.

So if you’re worried about the cost of going straight to the hospital first, then by all means, go to your family practice to err on the safe side financially, but I think they’re just going to send you to the hospital.

Wife’s in Korea, not 100% sure she’s coming back, thinking about hitting up a club in a few minutes. We’ll see what happens.

Azure · 2012-10-03T18:38:25.000Z

lol.

Nerds all of you.

Sez the guy who spends all his time on NEOGAF, nowadays.

Blue ball comes slowly.