I wear jeans that are utterly normal and got made fun of by a black dude (big pants) in a bowling alley who went as far as to reach down and tug on my pantleg. I guess he wanted to see how much give there was, but who knows.
I was speechless. A dude reached out and put his hand on my clothing so he could… make fun of me better? Fuck, I don’t even.
wtf I used to come here all the time!
Banana hammocks and crucifixes. Now thats fashion.
I think the skinny jean style is stupid as fuah, but most fashion fads are.
thug shrug
What happened?
It hasn’t been the same without you.
Drunken Jesus has not abandoned us yet - why have you?
Blue ball comes slowly.
You’re hollywood now though. You got a stream show and errything.
Btw check out FGD. Wrote that one article on character selection.
Probably cuz you keep reminding everyone about your blue balls. Why is that there? It’s really gay.
Like how your article about becoming a better player didn’t make the cut but the one about dumbing down Tekken is A-OK!
What happened?
It hasn’t been the same without you.
Drunken Jesus has not abandoned us yet - why have you?
Blue ball comes slowly.
i wanted to finish up Season’s Beatings Ascension so i didn’t read the thread until i saw the videos.
i was dreaming. i had to pee IRL, so my brain put me in a jail setting with an Asian traffic director.
what did you go to jail for?
Only in your dreams, bi-boy. 
Think about it.
No homo.
…think harder.
Still no homo.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Mine are tight around the crotch, but I have to take what I can get.
Are there any small and short shops akin to big and small?
When the hell did you post here? I’ve posted on SRK for 12 years and never remember you coming in this section.
Skinny jeans have been around for decades. Punks, who I base most of my fashion choices on, have worn them since late 60s/early 70s. The Ramones always wore them, and they have the simplest look ever. I
I wear my pants around my ankles. You never know when you’ll have to take a shit and I like to be prepared.
Yea nope still can’t think of good reason to keep saying Blue Balls in a thread full of dudes.
I almost called you bitchmade for letting someone do that to you, but then I remembered you were white. Now I’m like shiiit, goody is a rough rider for a white boy. Letting a black man get close enough to pull his pants down and push his shit in. Damn, in a bowling alley too? The lube was right on the floor for him to scoop up. It woulda been like a John Person’s comic.
I tried to kill a man, but I failed and was caught.
skinny jeans are fine. their are varying degrees of skinny jeans, its not like they just suddenly showed up. they’ve been around for about 3 decades.
Uniqlo.
what the fuck?
he doesnt have an airdash >:(
That is because you bust your nuts all time, fapping up in here, no doubt.
Pro tip: it doesn’t say balls.
Blue ball comes slowly.
This is nothing new. Ultradavid has been in GD forever. He was a mainstay of the college football threads…until nobody made one this year. :lol:
Darry writes for SRK now? Maaaan, writing for IPW wasn’t enough? I don’t hate him or anything, and I agree with some of the stuff he says, but…he’s not a good writer. He uses 2000 words to say what 600 could, and frequently seems to care more about how many niche references he can squeeze in than actually communicating with the reader. I mean, he was once feeling himself for coming up with “writhing mass of internet diarrhea.” It’s not good when people who agree with your article still get mad while reading it. :lol: