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the freeze image in that cookie monster video looks like he is about to play a match with the dude on the right.

Hmmm…Cookie Monster for Evo?

Man now I want an arcade stick that is Cookie Monster themed, with the buttons looking like cookies. Have everything but the face of the stick covered in blue fur.

Mee… going to get X-factor…
Mee… going to win maaaaatch!
:rofl:

Something to make most people feel older --> the Sonic X pilot episode is on right now for some reason… this show is actually 9 years old now.

*I had breakfast at an IHOP recently… it was much better than I remember. They have some truly legendary sausage links over there.

…on another note… it seems I am the only person in the world that can’t stand eggs. That shit is disgusting to me. I doubt it’s because I happened to be allergic to them at an early age. My allergies to most things are either greatly reduced or just gone at this point… I had eggs by accident one time some years ago (because I thought it was something else)… I had to spit that garbage out immediately. To me, it was almost on par with brussel sprouts as the most unappealing food I’ve ever had the misfortune of tasting. Speaking of that… may as well break out my List of Repulsive Foods:
-Brussel Sprouts – even without giving much thought to the rankings and order, this probably takes the top spot right away.
-Green Peas – the reason “mixed vegetables” were never appealing to me… the peas in there contaminate everything else.
-Pickles – the worst condiment of all time. If this is accidentally on my burger, I see the entire thing as ruined and not fit for consumption anymore. It’s the same as if a drop of toxic, highly radioactive waste dripped onto the burger…it’s a lost cause.
-Souse – WHO EATS THIS SHIT? I’ve never tried it, but somethings you know to stay away from just based on the visual. It looks like someone thought it would be funny to put a package of shrink-wrapped vomit up on a store-shelf as if it’s an actual food item for sale…nah, fuck THAT. I’m not even sure you could pay me to eat that. Well, everyone has their price… if someone offered $50,000.00 straight cash I’d at least consider it.

*that religious selector thing— I got 100% match for Reform Judaism…it’s interesting.

You’re missing out bro. But if you don’t like pickles, then you probably won’t like Souse. It’s practically pickled pig. And it’s delicious.
Brussel Sprouts are also my favorite vegetable, ever since I was a kid. It’s a tiny tastier cabbage that I can fit entirely in my mouth. MMMmmm
Not so hot on peas, but they’re not terrible.

It’s a fair bet that our tastes in food are at polar opposites. :tup:

Everyone who is a regular in here is too cool for fucking that up by being earnestly stupid.

And MP and I drained the fountain of troll for the forseeable future.

Blue ball comes slowly.

Forgot about Shaft and DRD already? :stuck_out_tongue:

But I concur. And my wife just tried to wash her face with toothpaste.

There isn’t enough OLs in the world to follow up an LOL to describe my thoughts.

Sent from a phone, using an app that I purchased from an App Store, that appends this signature above my signature to make me look superior in social status to everyone else.

If that chick in the first one would’ve just pulled the twins outta that damn bra and started shaking it, things would’ve been swell. Her being stingy with the sweater meat is what caused this.

-Starhammer-

HULK GIVE NO FUCK >:(

And she didn’t do any of these stupid actions before you agreed to the fraudulent contract known as marriage? Do us all a favor and violently remove her ovaries.:nunchuck:

Ironically, my dad LOVED souse meat. :wasted: The only way I was able to eat it was because I had to do what a MAN would do for his father. The only way I would do it now is for money. Not even sex would be enough to make me eat that stuff. You description of vomit in shrink-wrap is about as dead on as you can possibly get without knowing the truth. Souse meat: Making SPAM taste like ribeye steak. :tdown: :wasted:

-Starhammer-

Not at all, lol.

I was just jotting out a quick blurb, from the powder room, as were.

Thus just the main protagonist (I won’t say hero), and the main antagonist (I won’t sa… yeah, I ran that straight into Jean Vilain [His name, was BILLY!] territory) got mentioned this time.

Blue ball comes slowly.

I took that quiz and came up with Universal Unitarianism, which deism falls under. So, I’m down with that.

I feel like there are many, many people that are deists, but don’t identify themselves as such.

A deist believes in God. Period. No miracles, Devine intervention, manifestations of God on Earth, church, etc.

We are sea monkeys.

Let me explain. When I was a kid, I was given a sea monkey kit. I hatched them, and left them on a windowsill for days. I forgot all about them. As the end drew near, perhaps they resorted to cannibalism. Maybe some insisted I did, or did not exist. It’s possible some of them asked, “Why does Vince let bad things happen?”

Sounds like me. I subscribe to the Petri Dish philosophy. The universe was someone’s gigantic experimental accident and now it just sits in eternal observation, probably still trying to figure how the fuck it even happened.

Of course, I could subscribe to the Star Ocean one, and believe that we’re all “just data”.:smiley:

Random What-If? time— what if the being we’d recognize as “God” was the ultimate evolution of a species from a previous universe? They were the most sophisticated species of their world/zone/galaxy or whatever… gradually became a hivemind… a merged, perfect creature that was capable of anything. Perhaps It scrapped the universe to start everything over in it’s new role as a “cosmic author/inventor/parental figure” of sorts… or perhaps it simply continued to exist right on to the end of that universe, then actively created the new one.

…or perhaps it’s from another currently existing, larger universe, and this super-organism decided to create this one as a miniature version of the larger one… maybe it’s in the interest of science, or just live entertainment that it can continue to observe.

*In other news, the main Green Lantern getting a quick beat-down from that squirrel green lantern on today’s episode = classic. That little dude ran combos on GL’s ass like it was going out of style.

*currently on Lifetime Movie Network: Mini’s First Time… this movie is HOTTTTTT. :sweat:

Woke up feeling like I have a Hangover, terrible head pain and stuff.

But I didn’t drink last night. So I can’t really explain what else it could be.

Unless I’ve developed a strain of Sleepwalking where I compulsively drink alcohol, then touche genetics, tooouche.

I missed the MST3k discussion? Fuck…

I took the test that goodm0urning posted, aparently i lean towards Unitarian Universalism :rofl:

Deists also believe that God created the universe to work in a logical manner, one that could be understood by its inhabitants, given the proper effort.

Of course he created it and stepped away.

He did his part.

Yhwh shrug

Unitarian Universalism. Cool.