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That would have made for one hell of a line of coke lol. Like Vitaly in Lord of War status.

The fuck…now I’m gonna have nightmares and stuff.

my exact thought. this is crazyyyy

aw YEAH get that all new deluxe Obama Phone™!

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*Hell yeah I have tomorrow off… BORDERLANDS 2 time, folks.

…and I just had a couple of waffles.

Daredevl…dude. :rofl:

What the fuck. Does the description say what it is or why it happens?

Edit: Apparently it’s Mercury Thiocynate, whatever that is. Never heard of thiocynate, must be a a man made chemical compound.

i can’t believe nobody thought to make a boot that has “BitchStomper” on the bottom rubber. ever since i saw this

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i’ve been like, “mang… people be dumb…”

check it:

i’ll make the molds and send them to Nasty@Manx; NastyManx is making a foundry which will easily melt the aluminum needed to make inverse mold; he sends the inverse mold to you and you squirt the shoe rubber on that bitch. BAM! we makin BitchStompers.


and the dude that was going to give me the guitar guy’s info was the same dude that embarrassed me on his birthday in front of a packed bar. i didn’t talk to him for a year :rofl:

i saw the luthier’s work and it was kinda ugly :rofl: i’d still like to meet him though. i also saw a school in Cali that i might want to go to for it. of course i’ll figure it out myself if i can get some disposable income. i’m broke as a joke :rofl:

I think TomTom and Garmin need to get into a bidding war over Samuel L Jackson voicing their next model of GPS devices.

You know that shit would sell.

“No muthafucka, you goin’ the wrong way!!!”
“Turn right muthafucka!!!”
“Wake the fuck up and get ready to veer left!!!”
“Road signs muthafucka, can you read them?!?”

Alan Moore taking a total dump on Harry Potter in LoEG:2009 just made my day.

Good game you grumpy bearded old man.

Also finished Morrison’s book and man the one chapter where he talked about how he had such a huge trip and blew his mind was the worst. It was made up by the time he met Superman.

Apparently Cthulhu exists in the element Mercury Thiocynate, that’s cool… I can’t wait for that to make the world blacker.

Hav, that’s what I figured but I haven’t had that av in a little while. I do hope to find GL Oktoberfest Saturday before work heard it’s pretty goood.

Currently watching Roast of Rosanne (because I use my time wisely) and MAN Amy Shumer is beautiful

Color me surprised. People actually having the wherewithal to realize that MSH is better than MvC1.

I was worried that after Origin’s release my friend who bought the stick would be assed out because MvC1 was what he was mainly playing. Good thing I put him on Cyberbots. It instantly became his favorite fighting game and it’s actually decent.

Speaking of mech games, I started playing Axis Arena again. I know ya’ll know nothin’ about this game but my mech looks dope. Friend was talking shit about trackballs so I had to slap his dick off in this. They don’t make games like they used to. :shake:

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Seflish cunt. :bluu:

im just happy to have mvc1 with online play finally. msh may be the better game but i dont like playing it

Nerding out hard, but that video was actually mega inspirational.

Goes to create Mega Man X, fuck a Mega Man.

was the a kid or a midgit? i cant tell.

To be fair she is probably less mature than the 9 year old whose childhood she stole.

Yeah I know this from experience, but it’s usually fun.

I’d buy MVC: Origins if I wasn’t addicted to Borderlands 2

Where are the funbags Eggman

I’d buy it if I couldn’t already play it online and stuffs, I guess.

RE Damnation pretty cool so far, wish more CG movies of this quality were made.

My roomate is the dumbest mother fucker…

So I’m sitting here at my computer at 2:00am when i hear a whole bunch of fucking noise from the basement. I get up, poke my head down there to see if the guy is ok and I see he has a 4 foot metal T-Square jammed between two boards that make up part of the rafters. I look at him funny for a couple seconds and proceed to ask WTF he is doing. Here’s the low down. He had money on his bank card set aside for the WoW expansion that comes out soon I guess, (He wont shut the fuck up about it) and so to keep himself from spending the money cuz he has no fucking willpower he stuck the card between the two bards the make up the beam for the rafters and now he can’t get it back out. Einstein decides the best coarse of action is to jam a fucking wedge between the boards and start knockin around. I smh, walk over and begin trying to see if there is a way I can help because it’s 2 in the fucking morning and my mother is asleep. Homeboys so pissed tho I can;t get him to answer any of my questions, he’d rather just keep banging around. Finally he gets pissed, throws the T-Square down and lays on his bed as his computer like a fucking girl, going on about how he now can’t buy his stupid expansion. I’ve never played WoW and I already hate it.

I go back upstairs, get a flash light and a kitchen knife, go back downstairs and start poking around. After about 5 min of not being able to find anything I ask him if I’m looking in the right spot. He says no and points a beam over. I look over and there’s the card jammed in between the bard enough you can’t get it out with your fingers, but a pair of tweezers or pliers could easily extract the card. I look back over at where I was looking and the beam is all fucking chewed up from where he was using the T-Square. The stupid mother fucker was in the wrong spot the whole time, and now the beam looks like someone took a crowbar to it. Motherfucker is fucking up my house for no reason! >:(

I take the kitchen knife back up stairs, get the tweezers, go downstairs, pull the card out of the beam and toss it to him. It took me 2 fucking minutes and I didn’t make any fucking noise, AND I’M FUCKING STONED!

The worst part is this stupid shmuck is supposed to be up at 6:00am to drive my mother to the airport before he goes to work. It’s 2 in the fucking morning and he’s still up being a god damn retard. Now I have to get up and go with them to make sure stupid doesn’t fall asleep and wreck the car, or kill my mother.

What the fuuuuuuck?!?!?!