That’s not the plan. Plan is to break the kernel so the whole system fails just so I can go outside, fall to my knees, raise my arms in the air, and scream your name in rage.
Y U DESTROY EVERYTHING I LOVE?!
HP?
Really, TPB?
Really?
You couldn’t have set yourself up for disappointment more thoroughly if you’d have decided to fap to the theme of vicariously fucking STA’s harem.
Go Sager, or go home.
Or at least Asus.
But good luck upgrading one of those puppies.
I now have an arch nemesis. The plot thickens…
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!
What, is there some inter-species sex scene between a human and an alien or something?
And I seriously can’t read anymore of that Seagal story, It sounds like the opening plot to a movie he would star in.
I think it’s more like co-ed showers for grade schoolers in space. I read it and did not remember anything remotely fap-worthy. Then again, that probably doesn’t mean very much. :tup:
Raoh was so badass that they re-used him in HnK2 albeit a WAY more evil version of him.
Excuse me while I pet my cat and plot against you.
AF: I’m sure it’s been asked, but who’s the chick in your avatar?
Anonymous blonde girl
i get that question every few months. i got none, bro. she ain’t for me. her insides are too close to her knees (black chick’s curse). sucks too because she’d be the full package (big hooters, not ugly, etc). Rock’s got a bunch i hear.
i should to a list of Shaft Agent approved black chicks. wouldn’t take me long… :bluu:
just assume outside of CEOs and Presidents, everybody is shorter than you. most musicians are short. if they were tall they’d probably be out getting laid instead of practicing. i’m ultra cool and i’m only 5’4"
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ETID’s new album is ok. Awesome Andy is still one of my favorite guitarists though.
OMFG YOOOO!!!
I have no idea what thats from.
Been watching How To Train Your Dragon. It’s surprisingly good.
You are only 5’4"?
What the fuck.
Travis shattered my illusions a while back, but this is a whole other level.
You fucking midget!
I’m pretty small for my race and sex. Big enough to pose a threat to someone, but still small enough to slip away and hide. :tup:
How tall, lol?
I’m rockin’ that statistical average height of yea ole 5’10".
[S]5’9[/S]. 5’8
I tried to say I was 5’9 to get accepted into a modeling agency after I heard that girls needed to be 5’9. The lady told me that guys needed to be 5’10 minimum, but that I could try acting and headshots. I was like “BITCH! I wanna wear clothes for money and girls! Get outta here with acting”
My only gripe is that its way too short. Too many 2-2:30 songs on there. However Typical Miracle is perfect and Indian Giver is in a very close second place.
Yes, modeling wants model people indeed.
That is such bullshit, man. 
Tom Cruise, Clooney, hell, even Zoolander himself, Ben Stiller :lol:, are all below the 5’5" mark.
I guess maybe acting IS where it is at, when you have the looks, but from a bird’s eye view.
Act, Manx, act!
…there is pussy for days in it. 
Too many manlets in the lounge. I’m 6’2. I’m so high I can touch the sky and so sick that I could fuck yo bitch.