SRK Lounge: I heard rumors that RockB was Scatman John

It’s getting worse. It’s like getting mustard gassed. A dinner of eggs and potatoes, followed by beers and snacks, then leftover pasta… bad choices, all.

There is… another… Sky… walker…

coin in the jukebox This one’s for you, g.m0urning.
[media=youtube]8CBBtorFg2I[/media] You killed him. With your fart. :tup:

My wife was wanting an English name. She’s never received or taken up one.

So I start poring through lists.

And I start seeing names that you know some black woman gave. And they’re on a baby name site. God help us all, the only people making up names now are women in Southside Chicago and the Bronx.

Which brings me to the point of this post:

If any of my Asian students tells me they have an English name, and they’re Female, and they say “Jamiroquainiqua” or something like that, they are getting pushed down some stairs before they have a chance to reproduce.

If the guys call themselves “T’Lashawndre” or something, they get gang colors and dropped off in Compton.

Really Santorum…Really???

Fucking Republicans…

Not me.

I love your drunken black ass no homo.

St. Paddy’s Day, today.

Gonna get my Guinness on, wind up in some strange chick’s bed, wake the chicks next to me, and then we each go home.

St. Paddy’s Day.

I am Scottish, so I shall be wearing a bright red Akuma Triumvir shirt out to the bars.

Because solidarity what?

Warp thank you for that stream. Very hilarious.

There exists a device that can make people stop talking. I need one of these… so badly.

http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/researchers-develop-a-speech-jamming-gun-that-can-people-from-a-distance/

Ah St. Patrick’s Day. I love it when people from Ireland or people with Irish parents who have been to the country use today as soapbox to shit on all of the people who claim to be Irish because of someone Generations back. I have no position on the subject. The rage is just sooo palatable to me. These fuckers get MAD!

pffft i posted that in the State of the World thread awhile back. You just know that shit was developed with cruel intentions in mind

and LOL @ Santorum officially tossing away the gay vote AND the straight vote

So ive been calling sirloin, sir-lion by mistake. O.o

I know I ain’t got no Irish generations back, my black ass can’t handle more than 3 mixed drinks. probably also has to do with the fact that I didn’t start messing with alcohol until last year , shortly after my 23rd birthday.
wishes he had the boondock saints on dvd.

KOFXIII looks like so much fun. I’m kicking myself for not buying it off Amazon.

EDIT: Gamestop has it for 35 bucks. Never mind.

Shove this douche down the stairs, break his legs, and hit him over the head with a bag of used diapers. what, do you need an official seal of authority from the Master before you do what you KNOW needs to be done? Superkick dat ho!!!

-Starhammer-

My girlfriend played SFxT last night. First time she has ever played a video game to my knowledge. She used a stick, and played Pac-Man/Kuma. It was a massacre.

His campaign is one long ad for him as a public speaker at churchers, his next book and for (possibly) Santorum ministries. If not that then as a lobbyist for the christian right, as a paid correspondent and pundit, and as a radio host with speaking tours across certain universities.

Real talk: The last thing that guy wants to do is get elected.

Nah son. You’re gonna go out reppin’ dat GREEN MODOK tonight!! It ain’t over 'till some chick gets the “Surprise package” to da face!!!

-Starhammer-

lol…That’s cute. I can’t imagine my wife picking any other 2 characters. She used to “main” Soira (sp) in KoF2006, though. “The gay cowboy.”

i have literally never met a douche as douchey as this douche. he is the douchiest.

I think I may get an HDMI extension cable to run from my 360 to the downstairs tv. It would be ugly as hell, but rarely used/connected.

I dunno.

I hate the hell out of working Saturday, every 5 weeks. 10-10.

Just came back from my parents house, here is a fraction of my shit that they still have in their basement.
I may actually have to pick it up one day or they will destroy it haha

PS. Almost all of those gaming boxes are empty

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7411/photobxs.jpg