SRK Lounge: I heard rumors that RockB was Scatman John

I hate Dragonball… But amazing.

i still think it’s hilarious that canadians refer to the first nations as “the natives”, it’s like they’re in the heart of darkness or some shit. but anyway, when you force people to live on isolated inarable land, generally their culture and society goes to shit.

I know that not all pussies are going to be the same but once you go down on a chick that for some reason, has a snatch from hell, it’s hard to forget the nightmare, consider it to reverse the acquired taste. I used to go down on girls all the time, until this one Latina bitch had a snatch that smelled like my army ex-tanker bunk mate’s ass when we were deployed in Iraq and he never showered or even bothered using any type of cleaning on his ass add to that he fucking smoked Winstons which is worse than Camels(had to do with the toxins in the cigerettes adding to the stench of the body odor) in the hot Iraqi heat. It literally smelled like a camel spider, that is lactose intolerant drank a bunch of expired goats milk, dragged a camel that was also lactose intolerant and also drank expired milk into my bunk mate’s ass, and while spewing diarrhea ate half the camel before the spider died of too much shit, and both corpses rot all while still inside the ass for the whole fucking tour. I couldn’t help ignoring the smell, it was so bad that as soon as you open the door to get into the trailer, your nostrils immediately burned and then the nausea(the little sleep I got was tarnished by this fucker). If you can imagine that, that’s what the type of pussy I last ate. Also when I rimmed her, her asshole was like licking a leaking 9 volt battery. And I had pubic/ass hair stuck in the back of my throat. After that, I never went down on a bitch no matter how good she took care of herself, one bad experience like that is enough to never go down on a bitch. If a girl wants me to go down on her, bitch better call her bisexual girlfriend, the only thing that’s touching that hatchet wound is my skin flute.

Eh…it has more to do with the fact that a lot of those groups of people have religious ties to their land. Mt Rushmore was a major religious site for a tribe. Here in El Paso Hueco Tanks is one too. The thing about is that the european way of living and worshiping kinda assumes that you can pack, go and build a church elsewhere. This works so long as that “church” isn’t a mountain that took millions of years to form.

For more information on this please learn more about The Tao indians and Blue Lake. The Taos love Nixon.

Bored at the hotel. Glad to know y’all still suck dick

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Well it is, but then it isn’t, because they did add in new mechanics from what was already in XII IIRC. But then I didn’t play XII so I can’t be too sure.

The things they did wrong in XII were rectified easily. Once SNK gets called out and gets their act together, they really are capable of a lot.

Na, Shaft Agent. I reject your ariavial in the midst of what was supposed ta be a visitation with a suicidal (and hopefully in a comic way, for GD’s amusement) friend. Poof! be gone for a week like you said! And come back with pics and a crazy story. :tup:

Also, you got dat Black Siri app, Sirinishsia? You have to speak to her in jive. :rofl:

In other news, I just discovered The Daily Show’s Jessica Williams… :tup:

I realize that I am new here, and all, but… shouldn’t you have been able to detect the skank-stank well before your tongue got anywhere near the bads (as opposed to “the goods” )?

Were you high, or did you have a reaaaaaaally bad cold, or something?

Rachel Aldana has a fantastic rack, and amazingly balanced considering the size. Denise Milani disappoints for getting breast implants when she already had solid DDs. Not to mention she’s non-nude which is also an insult to he profession.

Maserati BYAAAAH!

Above the belt, she had some perfume and it wasn’t noticeable until it was too late. I also remember the water bottle that I had with me that night, opening of the bottle the next day had a hint of hell, had my room mate smell it and almost started to dry heave

Posting from my new i7 desktop. Awwwwwwwwww yeah!

Kim Kardashian and her ASS just showed up on Leno’s show. I love that little “slutty phone sex voice” she has. If she could just whisper some naughty things into my ear, it would be enough to set me off.

It would also be nice to grab that butt at least one time… I’d pay good money for that opportunity.

Self made?

Or boutique?

Lucky…

Self made and put together (with the help of a friend of course).

Are those processors really as fast as I’ve read?

Sweet.

What case?

Specs?

Were you aware that you had a choice in the manner? I mean, I wouldn’t be offended if a girl told me I needed to clean my dick before she chowed on it. Especially if I knew my shit waren’t clean. Alternatively, I would not hesitate to walk out on a bitch who did get mad at me because I didn’t want to eat her filthy taint. :wasted:

But people think feet are nasty! :shake:

First girl I ever shagged, I laid her down on the floor, kissed her, then I sucked her (super clean) toes.

It was a home run after that.

The (super clean) cunny feast was the third course, too.

A clean woman is absolutely delicious.

Still won’t rim though - don’t care if she’s a damned android… taint taint a would, ‘cause it taintin’ the dick shun area.

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