SRK Lounge: I heard rumors that RockB was Scatman John

It’s great when there’s nothing to do at the end of a day at work…and you’re just sitting there, getting paid for doing absolutely nothing.

That Trayvon Martin news story is still blowing up… I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a made-for-tv movie or perhaps an episode of Law & Order “inspired” by it. heh, Jane Velez-Mitchell is on the case right now with her show… y’know, I’d hit. It’s a shame Jane apparently plays for the other team. Yes, folks… she’s one of the Carpetbaggers™.

*Sheeeit in other news, I got the new Resident Evil today…haven’t opened it yet. This is the first Resident Evil game that has interested me since part 4 (which I never got around to playing…maybe some day I will).

*There’s another female co-worker that recently caught my eye… but yes… she has a kid (oh what a SURPRISE.) already. I could possibly tolerate the presence of just the one kid though…it’s when there are multiple kids…that’s the big deal-breaker for sure.

*I saw a great see-thru skirt today out in the parking lot… unbelievable hotness… those are almost as much a turn-on for me as a good windy upskirt shot. It’s just a shame I was at such a long distance when I saw the visual… but I could see the entirety of her lower body while she talked to her friends out there in the parking lot. Words just can’t do justice to a good see-thru shot like that… it gets me worked up every single time.

The Terminator is on… on CMT? CMT as in Country Music Television? There it is again, the original point of most networks is long gone. Heh, I bet they cut this part where he shoots the first Sarah Connor…whoa they actually showed it! Whenever this airs on USA channel, they only let you see the first shot…the follow-up shots are never shown. Here on CMT they showed the entire scene…heh, nice.

Who is this bouncing goddess?

Jenn Kaelin on top Kate Upton on bottom.

Good times keep rolling, watching the usual suspects while the gf gets ready to go have dinner tonight with my family at pretty good steak house in town.

I’m gonna get drunk and eat a big ass steak.

Fixed it for ya. It would taste better…and its waaaay juicier son.

I dont think pussy would taste better than a good steak.

Cut her tits off because they made her miserable.

No wonder you always seem depressed.

Sorry, but of all durtay souf music this song is tops:
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DS must be chillin’ on the ban switch.

Either that, or he has come around.

Wow.

When did I say I wasn’t having both? :tup:

Fist her before you go out to eat. Get a container and transfer as much moisture into it. Order the steak and when it arrives, use the “juice” as a special topping. Done.

How sad.

Oh man I may get infracted for calling some smart-ass stupid in FGD =/

Question: These Canadian “natives” I keep hearing about… they wouldn’t happen to also be called “Aleut”, would they?

Nothing sad about it.

I keep it real dog, I dont front to be cool. I bet you still go on like you were in junior high saying shit like “yeah man pussy taste like candy.”.

p.s. Ive gone down on a number of chicks and not once did I think it tasted good. It taste like sweat and saliva. Its like trying to kiss a chick but all she does is lick your face and make a mess.

My girls asshole taste like chocolate.

y’know, Michael Vick kinda looks like a doberman pincher… it’s one of those things that’s kind of funny to me in a surreal, Twilight Zone way.

Dreams— the most recent “I’m someone else…?” dream I had was a couple of months ago… I had a dream where I was Michael Ian Black. Each time that kind of dream has happened, I always think “something is a bit off here…” but I never figure out it’s a dream while it’s going on. Sometimes I even have suspicions that “hey… I haven’t always looked like this…what’s going on here?” in the dream, but I never realize what the deal is. Similar dreams where I was other people/things:
-Jack Bauer–heh, of course this one was awesome, and I will never forget it.
-Jude Law-- yep.
-a Nemesis-like Bio-weapon in the Resident Evil universe. Sadly, I woke up before I got to kill that special forces team. The whole reason I was dispatched to that city was to “eliminate” that entire team…those were my orders.

In the case of Jude Law, BAUER and Michael Ian Black, it’s like a dreamland re-write of my life…like the timeline was completely changed to where I was always that other person, with old memories of growing up as them and everything.

ALERT— Anna David fans… she has appeared on Dr. Drew’s show tonight on HLN! I haven’t seen her in awhile… I miss those “In Your Pants!” segments she did on Attack of the Show a few years ago… Anna = POUNCED she would get. She also wears glasses sometimes… ohhhh how I remember when she wore those glasses…so nice…so so nice…

No, no it doesnt. It taste like shit…

Stuck in my head all day.

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