Negaduck has been playing far, far too much Tales, in Clark’s downtime. 
This is his theme song, as its the song hes named after.
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Worst quality ever.
you believe they’re giving “Stand Your Ground” law a 2nd look? No no no that’s bullshit… I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that law… it’s that guy Zimmerman that was the problem. Stand Your Ground doesn’t cover that situation at all. That moron left his car and went out there to confront the kid.
She’ll have a shot this year. Matter of fact I’ll see to it she gets in. I have a few ideas on hopefully how to make it better this year…
Right, part of the law states you have to be on your property, including your car (at least Ohio.)
But in other states you can do it in public, like even in the street.
I’m confused. Are you an actual 11er or an OG with a new account?
Because I doubt an OG would take the glitches as a sign of a game being unfinished when every fighting game we have ever played has a bunch of glitches. Marvel alone was amazing for this. I actually managed to kill somebody with Guile’s glitch flash kick super.
lol so why is this broad flipping out?
Does anybody know where to get arcade parts at wholesale? I need to buy like 100 buttons and 20 sticks.
I believe the issue he takes with SFXT is the fact that there as so many goddamned glitches, that the few instances in which something legitimately works as intended could be seen as being the true glitches.
Also:
Jab>jab>jab, block string, jab, jab, jab, frame trap, jab counter hit…
“I AM YOUR GOD, SFXT!!!”
SF4 and SFxT have such wonky hitboxes that it is hard for me to believe that anything works as intended. Shit even after looking at the hitboxes in MvC3, I refuse to believe that what they put is the real hitbox and that those are working as intended as well.
I don’t know whether it’s the aroma I give off from being married, or the fact that I’m the only young white person within the district I live in, but WTF Qingdao? I can’t even go grocery shopping without a “Missing Person’s Battle For Fidelity” moment happening. Yes I’m hereby dubbing it that. Shut up.
Wife asked me to go to the store to pick up something. She had a long day, going to be a longer one tomorrow, I don’t mind. Run in, get the item she requested (Not feminine hygiene products, or else we wouldn’t be having this discussion), and try to leave. Keyword: Try.
I get handed a business card by a young Chinese girl. (Young as in not blowing dust out of cooch, but certainly not younger than me.) This is innocent enough, as this happens so often over here it’s not even funny. That’s basically their form of viral advertising is just handing out 1,000 cards a day, so whatever.
As for me, however, it always escalates. I thank her and try to head off. She however, makes pursuit, catches up with me, and talks to me. Once again, this conversation is in Chinese.
Her: Something in Chinese I haven’t learned yet
Me: I don’t understand what you said.
Her: You didn’t understand?
Me: Right.
Her: Where are you from?
Me: America.
Her: Where’s your hometown?
Me: Near Chicago (Yes CLU, I know, but if I say anything but, like Carbondale, or even St. Louis, they look at me like I just told them I’m an ethnic Albanian.)
Her: Really? Chicago? Have you heard of Herbalife? (The product on the business card)
Me: No, I don’t know it.
It’s at this point that I’m looking at this card, and notice her name written…in Korean. And it’s an actual Korean name, indicating that she is Korean-Chinese. And I almost try to answer her questions in Korean, but my Ish Is About to Get Real Sense is going off, and I refrain. Good thing too, because the following happens.
Her: Oh…scrambles for cell phone Can I get your phone number?
Me: Huh? Why?
Her: Just in case you want to talk later.
And you know, it’s the funniest thing, because I’ve learned the phrase, but it was this time, when faced with such an in your face confrontation that I needed the phrase, that I could not, for the life of me, remember how to say, “Yo, I’m married, take a step back.” I’m thinking about writing that phrase on an index card, laminating it, and putting it in my coat pocket for those dire emergencies.
So I lied.
Me: I don’t have one.
Her: You don’t have a phone?
Me: Right. I don’t have one.
Her: PLEASE give me your phone number!
Me: I’m sorry, I just don’t have one.
Her: Ok…well, I’m on the second floor in this building points outside to a building if you ever want to come by to visit.
Me: Ok, thanks, bye. Bails
It could’ve very well been innocent, but I am not giving my digits to gamble and find out when 1) My wife could see something and think the worst of my naivety, and 2) I don’t even need Herbalife to begin with.
I am laughing on both the inside and the outside, at you, Corey.
At, mind.
Because I know YOU aren’t atwitter with amusement.
This happens to me too, every single time I’m in a relationship.
I swear, bitches can smell the taken on us.
Why doesn’t stuff like that happen to me? Ridiculous.
Oh, actually I found it hilarious.
I’m pretty quick to catch the hilarity in my own misadventures.
I swear, when I get back to the States, I’m going into stand-up. The non-Dane Cook style. As in, not crappy.
Come work where I work. I think if you’re white, it’s like a magnet.
Or maybe it’s just me. I don’t know. I haven’t been able to ask any of the other white people in this district, because, believe it or not, none of the white people here speak English aside from me. It’s either German or French, never English.
Even around foreigners, I’m foreign.
You could have simply qualified it as “comedy”.
That would have precluded Dane Cook, quite succinctly.
I think it’s just the town I’m in. The other day these college kids were in the office for some internship or something, and one of the black girls was like “Hey boy, I like yo gauges.” Her friend was like “ey, me too! You cute!”
Then I found out they were all sophomores in high school.
First time any female that wasn’t white has said anything to me like that.
I ignore women and they ignore me. When I need one for the purpose of ejaculation I have my options.
That’s good enough for me at the moment. Whenever I try to find one for anything more, something crazy/weird/psycho/stupid happens
I’m an '11er, I’m honored you thought otherwise though. 
I also meant unfinished as in the character fiasco, some of which aren’t 100% complete, I think.
I am aware of the wonky SF@ Guile grab trick, I just can’t remember what it’s called.
If it makes you feel better the choice was between you are new or retarded.
It makes me feel much better.