I’m laughing at the thought of a canadian ghetto
hood mooses
folks rolling up maple leaves on street corners
Dudes carrying concealed sawed off hockey sticks.
Still laughing at a girl asking what comes in the boxes you get from a chinese place. And wut dem stiks fo?
I just read IGN’s 30 most anticipated of 2012.
…Looks like this GS gift card will be sitting tight until Gaiden 3 comes out. That and Bioshock: Infinite are the only games on my radar. Guess I’ll start playing the Assassin’s Creed series at some point so I can give a fuck about this year’s release.
2011 was crazy with AAA’s.
I’m hoping it’s going to be good anyway. I don’t imagine it will be, though.
Waiting on reviews, as always.
instead of decapitation they make the enemies pee themselves if you kill one guy.
gamers are tired of dismemberment and gore rock, its been done
I actually got pissed when I read that explanation.
It would be funny if the enemies shit on themselves… at the moment I can only remember 1 game that showed that-- Destroy All Humans; the first 1 on Xbox. There was the anal probe weapon you could shoot at people, and that was the result. They’d run away with shit coming out as they yell and eventually die. The shit was hilarious, man…especially when they get cut off mid-sentence, like "I CAN’T CONTROL… big juicy shit, then collapses dead. Don’t ever waste your time on the current-gen DAH: Path of the Furon though… everything about that wonderful game is ruined, including the aforementioned shit situations.
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when you actually think about it, that chick that RC fucked in the ass for an Xbox360 is more of a cheap ho than those kids.
woah woah woah…rc got an xbox?
This is what I thought of when I saw that over priced weave shit.
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I have never cared for gore in video games (or tits) because it basically implies gamers are a bunch of prepubescent idiots who are more impressed with flash than substance. In other words, console gamers.
Sure, duke nukem 3G had gore and tits, but compensated with innovative weapons, items, jetpacks, a good engine, and non linear level design. Plus cool one liners.
In conclusion fuck consoles
fishjie stfu you couldn’t get laid in New Orleans of all places you can’t judge.
That’s why video games peaked with the SFII series. No gore, one girl, zero cleavage. Yeah, eventually her thighs would expand to massive proportions, but this was prior to that.
In other news, I’ve been rewatching my way through Batman Beyond. I can’t believe Terry never tried to get at Max. She would be a way more appealing love interest than Dana, who seems to be left in the background for most of the stories except when the writers periodically remember that she exists.
Max would made an awesome girl friend for Terry in oh so many ways. He’d be in a healthy relationship with her, and not always be stressed as fuck about lieing to his girl all the time cuz he’s out Batmaning mother fuckers an shit.
Why are the Japs so against gore now? These are the guys who made Shogun Assassin (Lone Wolf and Cub)!
Same reason they’re against strait teeth. Nobody fucking knows.
it happened awhile ago like in the ps2 era. They thought it was making kids do bad things like kill people or some shit, so they decided to tone down the gore.