I feel like drunk chicks walking down the street crying about their boyfriends shouldn’t be funny. Ditto the sidewalk criers, in either case flanked by supportive girlfriends trying to help them. There should be something sad about it, but it’s always funny to me.
wtf i saw no street criers in NO otherwise i would’ve been all over that shit like flies on shit
but i went to a strip club and rejected a stripper and it felt good. they were charging ridiculous prices anyway. fuck strip clubs. total rip off.
edit: to give u an idea what a ripoff they are
she was like ill make u cum for 1k. i’m like hi, in seattle they have sex with u for 300. she was like, we’re in NO. i was like, its ok ill be in seattle tomorrow. and actually i resesarched the girls in NO, and they’re also 300$. but i didnt get any cause really thats just a fucking crutch. i’m gonna go legit, tony stark style in 2012.
Tony Stark doesn’t take shit from strippers. Strippers take shit from Tony Stark.
Sheeeit,
Others who always dreamed of an action RPG with awesome combat should also look up Kingdoms of Amalur. As stated before, this is a game I’ve fantasized about for years, so it’s such a cool thing to me that some folks out there finally made something like that… they dared to ask the question “…but…WHY must typical RPG combat be goddamn boring and pathetic? Well… FUCK THAT…” This also leads me to believe that some folks are lucky that I’m not involved in the gaming industry, because I would’ve beaten them to the punch on a few things already. It’s bizarre to me because I do NOT consider my ideas all that revolutionary (*then again, I am perhaps more creative/imaginative than the average person…most “art major types” are… yeah, I should stop trying to be so humble on that issue)…I look at it like “why didn’t someone make this shit before? Why has it taken so long for such a great idea?”
Twilight Zone marathon is still in progress— the one with my baby Phyllis Kirk (*it’s called “A World His Own”, if I recall…about the playwright that was able to bring his imagined characters to life by describing them into an audio recording device) was on a few hours ago. I’d go back in time just to hit that (*provided I could also magically transform into handsome young white male to properly take advantage of the time period, of course.)
A lot of networks love to show marathons on this and other holiday occasions… what is G4 showing? A fucking COPS marathon. Unbelievable…especially now that they have some better shows on the channel (X-men! The show is fresh so it was a perfect opportunity to run a marathon of it…but NOOOOooooo… must show COPS marathon #2,904.)… they waste today by showing this tired old garbage?
*TnA content in advertising as always… even on the Ancestry.com commercial…yep, there’s a hot woman on that too. McDonald’s is also on fire with the girls in the latest McCafe commercials… those girls are at least 9 out of 10 on the hotness scale.
*In this latest Twilight Zone episode— a criminal is killed by police, then leads a heavenly existence where everything is PERFECT, like he somehow got into Heaven…yet he eventually has a problem with that? There’s a strong odor of bullshit there.
oh darlin darlin darlin walk a while with me
oh you got so much so much so much
MANY HAVE I LOVED AND MANY TIMES BEEN BITTEN
Tony Stark doesn’t NEED strippers.
Tony Stark bangs smoking hot reporters who are graduates from Brown, Berkeley, and the like.
And then has Gwyneth Paltrow show them out the next morning, after getting him his coffee and dry cleaning.
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haha my favorite of Godzilla’s victories is still when he tricked Matthew Broderick into starrring in a movie not actually featuring Godzilla
also this
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fish - go work some magic at your local bookstore cafe today.
I’ve got a good feeling about you getting lucky today.
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Happy new year folks…
TAKE DAT TAKE DAT
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Bad boy 4 life baby, Cambodian Breast milk and sugar cookies all day…
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… you know this was coming, lol.
come on british chicks stop smiling with teeth
do them grins so we can think you hot
oh god why did i smoke a billionty cigarettes last night. the massive hangover ugh. i successfully managed to cut down on drinking this year and now i remember why. my body cant handle it.
CLU im gonna be on a plane all day today but im feeling good.
yesterday was surreal. i literally got hung out at a house party with a bunch of strangers from a different city that i didn’t know, and i was TWO degrees of separation from the host. but i got along great. prob cause they were literally all east indians (cause ive got a million east indian friends back in seattle since they are all software developers lol so i instantly got along), i was the token asian, and one token white dude. the only thing that couldve made it more surreal is if i was high, unfortunately the white dude did not have any pot. some of the girls there in med school including the host are coming to seattle for residency and i told them anytime i’d love to show them around. they took me up on the offer and also asked me if i’d smoke them out, because one of them wants to try out weed, and i said hells yes.
2012 EVERYTHINGS COMING UP MILLHOUSE
edit: i saw a guy dressed up as mr hanky standing around st louis cathedral that was pretty surreal too
there was also a large group of people standing around on bourbon and they suddenly started shouting loudly when i walked by. then i noticed i had stepped on a giant pile of horse shit. i lulzed and joined the crowd, who literally spent the entire time there booing when people did not step on the horse shit, and cheering when people did.
NO keeping it classy
I would not be having sex with a stripper mang.
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Oh mah goodness, adding a banana to a chocolate protein shake…AH HELL YEAH
Happy New Year ya sumbitches
thats because you’re a pussy.
first poop of the new year was green- foreshadowing imma be rich as fuck this year.
Yeah well, this pussy doesn’t have herpes. I’m not going to be the one getting a pen and paper out every time a prescription drug commercial comes on.
lol, i didnt say you shouldnt use precaution. Not having sex, ever, is the only sure way to avoids std’s.
I think I’ve stumbled onto something. SRK is slowly transitioning into a porn site. I’ve joked about it before, but that’s what all of the ads are for, and now a video that automatically plays whenever you load a page. Evo is in Vegas, soon there will be escorts and porn actresses invited to come and sign autographs, and maybe some sort of deal with the AVN awards.
I have seen the future. And it has breast implants.
A chick who makes homemade porn posted on these boards before. Right before Super SF4 was released, she posted a youtube video of a 3S Makoto training session in excitement for Makoto’s SF4 arrival. You go to her profile page and there was a ton of booty shaking videos. I’ve come across more than that on porn sites too.