Million in 2012
Spoiler
Duffelin’ hoes.
Does that “free” car come with a tramp stamp?
You gonna get her name tattooed above the crack of your ass. Might as well get ahead start on being a hooker young buck cause once you piss her off and she cuts you off(quite literally) the only way you gonna be able to feel good about yourself is by swallowing pills chased down with semen.
Then again it’s all good if you are getting married. You are getting married right, atleast she thinks this right?
Don’t let Rockb get you gassed up, he the type of nigga to punch a bitch in her face for her paycheck and go out to eat while she stay at home eating dry ramen and washing the shit stains from his draws.
That’s 80’s slang, you old fucka!
I had a chubby white girl that wanted to buy me everything. Should have kept her. She turned out not to be psycho (by women standards) and didn’t mind giving head.
Word. She probably saw him stealing from dorm rooms a few years ago. Maybe she remembered him from that video he did and thought, “Aww, Noel Brown’s little brother is homeless.”
I’ve been preaching this for years. Chubby/fat white broads with dough are a fucking gold mine. Plus, they blame themselves for everything.
“Sorry, I punched you in the face, but you know how I feel about you touching me in public.”
“It’s okay; if I wasn’t so fat I could have dodged it. Let me get you some ice for your fist. Would a Playstation make it feel better?”
hahahahah. keep hatin im bout to get myself a whole wing in some rich girls mansion.
Not to bring this up again, but I think Soviet mentioned this outcome and surfing Cracked got me this: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/8/108348.jpg?v=1
Also this bitches taking care of you topic is odd, I would think most of SRK would be behind a woman doing all their shit while they play video games and complain online all day. I’m to stubborn to expect help from my GF, although I did have an emergency situation recently, she considers it a moral victory or something.
Yep, thats gonna happen.
Fuck it, jump in head first and prove us all wrong lol.
Ps: you got a preference when it comes to flowers?
That’s the thing, it aint even rich woman he’s dating, it’s rich girls. Daddy’s payin for all that shit. Does he really think her pops is gonna be down with buying this loser some car or letting him stay at his pad? Fuck no.
Angelpalm (I get him and soviet mixed up all the time) posted the exact reason you don’t take shit like a car from a broad you’re just dating. Bitches want something in return, like an engagement ring or her name tated on your arm. Guys would buy a slut a car just to get some pussy. A broad does it to make sure he ain’t gonna be getting no more pussy. Take that car…cue life long drama.
I use lots of 80’s and 90’s slang. Fresh, dope, word, Ill, etc.
Edit - I think it’s the color of their avatars. I see red and black and I just assume it’s one of them. I was thinking as I posted that “sure is odd for Soviet to be droppin some knowledge like that.”
i don’t know if i could handle being a kept man. it seems nice in theory but i’m too independent to feel obligated to a girl that way
That’s the thing. He’s thinking “ima get me a free car and I’m set.” What he doesn’t realize is that “free” car would cost him more than he could ever imagine.
I’m just trying to look out for a fellow SRKer that’s headed down a dark path. I guess some motherfuckers just gotta learn the hard way.
Jesus christ that guy is huge.
To me a massive leg kick just seems way worse then a gif of a super face punch. I mean that kick just sapped all of Brocks power. His body was like “fuuuuuuuuck” and just turned off. Then he got punched in the face like 10 times.
I think I’d rather just get punched in the head and fall down. Of course in real life that could be way worse seeing how you might hit a table or something.
So anyway, jesus christ that guy is huge. Fucking Racoom mother fucker.
IT’S ANGELPALM DON’T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!!!
posting here cause im doing jack shit tonight.
you guys got like 30 more mins until 2012, right?
20 minutes on dat East Coast…
Not hype…
A little early here, just before 9pm.
But Happy New Year, everybody.
:party:
1 more hour.
Aren’t you married?
Spent from my Ocho, using Fapatalk.
welp… gotta add that to the pic
so far we got
-maxx’s bboy fight
-the tv he stole
-the knife fight
-maxx telling people to stop snitchin
-and now, Smooth Viper’s little brother better watch out