da fuck? is this like a reverse beyonce lyric?
Got fucking hug-trapped by some chick at work.
Every once in a while, someone will put you in a position where you have to brutally reject them if you don’t do what they want. Because, really, I don’t have the heart to just completely shut this chick down. She walks into my cubicle at work and specifically asks for a hug on her way out, and what were my fucking options? It was either go for the hug, or not, in which case I should have just been like: “No, cut your fucking arms off. Don’t ever touch me.” Because that’s how a chick would have heard it.
I mean, as far as traps go, there are worse ones to be caught in- bear traps, tiger traps, preg-trap etc. Just one of those awkward moments.
It’s man talk fool. Boys don’t understand.
LOVE IT!
fuck yo pride nigga. im down for free shit…i work hard enough to allow some free shit come through my life.
lol@ my fb wall…its like a mass exodus of relationship to single statuses before 8pm hahahahha.
I propose this resolution for 2012: “When a chick that friendzoned you complains about her boyfriend you tell her to fuck off” it sounds obvious but it took me suggesting it to a friend before he found his balls deep inside his own mangina again.
That’s what I saw…
Fool. Tell her you’re just getting over a terrible communicable illness and that you’re definitely still contagious. Spruce it up with stories about your diarrhea and vomiting if you like. Play the pity card.
i dont even know what a busta is…sounds like some 1997 tlc slang.
You is a busta and don’t even know it.
cool. excuse me while i use what god gave me…my dick… and work it to get me a free car.
That is some of the saddest shit I have read on here in a while. You sound like a fucking prostitute. Here some more 90’s slang for you…you is a trick ass hoe.
Hehehe
did you just giggle? man you talkin bout people bein men…and you fuckin giggled?
Pssh. Well you’ll never stay in the Friend Zone that way.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
My computer blows. Why doesn’t my webcam work?! 
Shows how old I am. I still use 90s slang.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
I still use “ill” and “nasty” on the regular.
Weren’t no giggle man. It’s me laughing at how pathetic you are.
nah nigga thats a giggle not a laugh. lil girl.
it isnt at all. we pay for far more shit in the end. i need to find that clip of riley talkin bout how dating is prostitution hahaha.
I aint tryin to hurt your feelings man. Sorry if I did. But you are a busta.
A woman buying you shit is ok. You know, a game some taco bell or some beer. Letting a deluded hoe buy you a car is pathetic. A man who allows that has no self respect and therefore cannot be respected by other men.
in the end, we pay for far far more shit than the cost of a car.
Then you’re a busta too.
Motherfuckers in here wantin to be on Judge Judy.