SRK Lounge Holidays Edition

Yeah but everyone else did like zero damage mIRC, so combined Bennett just did enough to mildly irritate Arnold. I mean look at the video you posted, he gets shot and stab and just is like “Eh…” then he gives Bennett a tiny slice to the hand and he’s screaming in pain. Commando rules, but it’s cast of villains is pretty forgettable in the grand scheme of Arnold action films.

Maybe I just hate Bennett because he’s fat Freddie Mercury who can’t act and the producers thought that would somehow be a good match for the most powerful man in cinema.

AYO you should just stop. Its pretty obvious that mIRC is the true authority when it comes to Commando knowledge. He knows more than the average man should and for that I kneel before him. uh…no homo? Isnt that what im suppose to say so ya’ll dont think im gay?

No, no one in that movie is a threat to Arnold, that’s a fucking fact.

it’s a throw, AKA, you got scooped up.

I can’t for the life of me understand Hatred Edge’s anger over old ass terminology, especially when it’s not even fighting game specific. “In the lab” has been around for roughly two decades. Musicians say they’re in the lab when they’re practicing, when they’re songwriting, when they’re in the studio, etc. Maybe it’s too urban? i don’t know, but I can’t understand how anybody could get all riled up over something so innocuous.

I thought Scoops was simply Magneto’s c. Fierce. He scoops his arms up into the air, launching you into his ROM.

I know “Boots” is Sentinel’s J.H.

Y’all STFU with this stupid-ass discussion about stupid-ass Commando.

Hot Shots Part Deux, now that’s a man’s movie worth discussing.

Saddam merged with a poodle would kick Ahnold’s ass.

I remember when Scoops was cool, and referred to Souther’s 4/5 lifebar loop.

Spent from my Ocho, using Fapatalk.

I hate when a girl is flirting with me and have to ponder if that slight bruise on her upper lip is acne or a popped herpes sore. I know like 3/5 people my age have it, but damn, I don’t need to be a statistic.

Few and the proud… :p:

Vortex is still a bit different from a mixup because vortexes are basically auto-Rock/Paper/Scissor mechanisms- essentially a byproduct of the SFIV’s fucktarded engine. Not to be confused with legit mixups where you actually take some kind of risk and the forethought requires more than [insert the 3-4 safe moves you can execute before a character wakes up].

The skill involved is really the consistency of the player’s timing + execution and the mindgames involved in setting up that knockdown, other than that it’s boring to watch.

a lot of people’s exposure to Monty Python is the movies, particularly Holy Grail. The movies are pretty different from the show. I think the show is a lot better than any of the movies. Maybe I’m just sick of Holy Grail :stuck_out_tongue:

Black Adder is not the same format as Monty Python (period-specific sitcom vs. absurdist sketch comedy), but it has that same dry British humor. Also, a lot of the jokes in Black Adder depend on a certain understanding of British history, so keep that in mind.

It’s common terminology, but these days people like to sound like tools at every affordable moment, instead of using terms when appropriate. Basically the same as salty, Yipes parroting etc.

**I mean there’s a fucking thread titled “What makes you salty?” YOU BITCHMADE-- **OK Imma quit.

:p:

Preach.

Whenever I see that, I automatically assume it is herpes.

As one of the few, the proud, advocating finding a decent clean girl, and sticking is one of my personal credos.

Bennett was personally trained by Matrix but he was later canned. Matrix kicked him off the unit because Bennett is a showman. He loves the theatrics involved in death and torture. As such, Bennett incorporates deceit in his playbook to gain the upper hand in a fight. The electric fence is again another example of this. He lays into the fence screaming in disingenuous agony as a diversion for absorbing power to immediately unleash upon Matrix. Hell, the only reason he signed up for the operation was so he could have one last glorious battle with Matrix, proving his prowess in combat.

Forgettable villains…I don’t know. How could you forget that dangerously dark man and his remote control with hilariously long antenna? Sully with his peerless pick up game?

I highly doubt you believe all these SFIV/MVC3 players are saying it because of musicians. I’m not angry over old terminology.

I was a TZ regular when that thread was going down. I can’t find the original, but here’s the continuation: http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=114745
Some more of it here: http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=99492

TZ also has regular Man Threads, for all the men to gather and talk about how awesome it is to be a manly man. Category A: http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=110373 and Category B: http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=120332

Unrelated, but they also have regular cosplay threads. These aren’t like the regular animufag cosplay threads that only post pics of hot birds dressed up like their animu fantasy women. These threads are for the sole purpose of posting the worst cosplay images, for the lulz: http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=122409

They had a ton of lol-worthy cosplay threads back in the day, but they’ve been deleted over the years. Too bad I don’t care for Tekken anymore… TZ GD is (was) a cool place. It ain’t no SRK GD, though. We Da Best!

Also, everyone should play Skullgirls when it comes out. It’s coming out mad soon. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s out in 2 weeks.

Sheeeit, that Nigella vid got saved immediately… I forgot to mention that earlier. Yes, it will indeed be jerked to on numerous occasions.

*X-men is on G4 right now… Wolverine is so incredibly badass here…he went full on BERSERKER BARRAGE!™ on this episode just now (and almost killed Beast in the process). It’s not even fair to compare the old cartoon to this.

Back on my girl Nigella–> [media=youtube]o6DXz0MZP0E[/media] Goodness gracious…unbelievable hotness… the loins are OFFICIALLY stirred. I want to be her secret nasty-man. Anytime, babe…

I suppose I’m too late, but I dig Blackadder.

It’s very low budget, dialogue-based humor in which nobody ever smiles. If you can dig that, you can dig Blackadder.

You gotta have one boring sex life or be really thirsty to be sweating some fake celeb cooking show host.

Lol Million watching that Studio Madhouse shit.

Chances are if you can name one badass anime that you have seen in your life it was made by them.

Spoiler

http://www.campusbasement.com/uploads/1288292161.jpg

You’re not watching her cook stupid, you watching them tig ol bitties when the camera dips down to them…

Also that little pink herpes sore on the cookie dish is a nice touch… would it make me accept the gift of herpes? Nah, but it’s still a nice touch tho…

You’re late but I bought it already :stuck_out_tongue: I’ll let you know what I think when it comes in.