so tonight I was at a bar with a bunch of girls. Is it wrong that I was thinking that I’d rather be playing Skyrim?
Grass Eaters.
yes
Probably mistook it for his chihuahua shaped fleshlight.
These things happen.
just started watching the walking dead. just like to say that after watching the beginning of the second episode, i’d shoot rick’s wife, as well as his “homie,” and leave them to the undead. that bitch is grimey!
livejournal update
so i walked aroudn bourbon street
i talked to girls from the hotel
and th;en i talked to bartender girls and strip club owners etc
did not get laid
saw a lot of bros walking aroudn not getting laid either
its a tough game
hookers are much easier
but shit
im gonna try and go legit its tough though
im super drunk tony stark style
As someone who watches Walking Dead and has read the comics I can tell you that you are going to be completely disappointed with what happens to Shane and Lori.
Oh, shit. Does it get worse for my man Rick, or better? I want this bitch to pay something fierce. She hopped on the homie’s dick way too quick. She wanted the dick, period. It doesn’t matter if she thought Rick was dead. Or will this be another case of the female having zero accountability?
Lori abandons Rick for Shane; taking Carl with her to lead and fend for themselves. As a character Rick, having been devastated by her actions, deteriorates while the writer explores the effects of parental alienation syndrome compounded with a post-apocalyptic setting. It gets pretty freaky when Rick begins “adopting” zombie children.
Chevy Chase, is that you?
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I didn’t realize I had the H2 channel (History 2) until just last night…hell yeah this is something to actually brighten my day for a change. Last night they had on that special with the countdown of the most devastating ways this world could end… I’ve seen it several times but it’s still interesting to me. The worst ones are definitely the black hole, gamma ray burst and super volcano eruption situations.
Super Volcano Eruption:
Of course people die to the initial outpouring of lava…but then there’s the danger of sulfuric content that now clouds the air. Yeah, you’ll die to that as well…it apparently would mix with air and moister or something in your lungs and create a cement like substance…you’d suffocate and be poisoned to death at the same time. People would also get crushed to death by buildings collapsing, since the heavy debris in the air would accumulate on rooftops. Oh, and it would also pollute the various bodies of water and disrupt transport of food and rescue into the affected areas. Also, all that junk in the air would block out sunlight over a huge area for a long period of time (*the graphic they showed had the eruption and the resulting “death cloud” covering basically the entire midsection of America.). Naturally, this presents a problem for plant life as well, which of course will fuck things up with the whole food chain. This situation kills off a great deal of life in an impressive number of ways… heh, variety.
Gamma Ray Burst:
-The atmosphere gets completely stripped away from the entire planet. People outside are instantly blinded a possibly burned to death. Those that somehow survived that would then die to the extreme amounts of unhindered radiation/UV…yeah it’s a “super” that hits everywhere like Gill from Third Strike just stepped on the scene, folks. Yeah, nothing survives except for perhaps some small bacterial shit that lives deep underground.
The Black Hole scenario involves a great deal of psychological terror, I think… scientists would know at least several decades in advance that Death is approaching, and there is seriously nothing we could possibly do about it. NOTHING survives…not a goddamn thing. It would not be a quick one, either…tides are fucked up and the climates are all out of wack (extreme winter and summer temperatures as a result of earth and other things being pulled off their normal orbital courses). I imagine the human race would already be wiped out completely by the time the black hole gets close enough to begin pulling the world into the singularity.
*for the sake of maintaining some kind of order right up to the end, I also imagine the governments of the world would rather the general public NOT know about that if it were indeed going on. You know there would no doubt be chaos in the streets if everyone knew the end was truly just a year or 2 away…if they actually had a solid date on the end of the human race.
Walking Dead the anime is better than the show or the Visual/Novel, even with the Michonne route that lets you get your necrophilia on.
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this whole series is giggles. that pervy teacher havin his lil orgy on the bus made me almost flip my computer over.
The immense detail they put into the boob wobble is AMAZING
This never fails to make me laugh
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BITCH BE GONE!!!
I hate Chevy Chase almost as much as Steve Martin
and fuck, my first customer of the day doesn’t even know how to turn off a pc. Fuck this. Buying a pc should involve a test like driving a car. And why do people not pay attention? If I say press w and s like walter and smith, why ask me f or s? Have you ever heard of fmith?
and why is every store sold out of Forza 4?
Order, my ass. They know they’ve done a shit job and that the only reason we’ve let them is that most of us haven’t been compelled to get off our asses and do something about it. If we found out we had two years to live, we would likely stop respecting the government’s monopoly on the use of violence and authority over currency–the only two things that give a government legitimacy. After that, it would be heads on pikes, all over town.
Watch Community.
Heads on pikes?
NO not my boy OBEEZY.
He one of us dog.
He smokes with cigarettes.
Lol.
I was referring to his seminal line in Spies Like Us, that deaderic paraphrased for fish.
i.e. “Wanna go out with a bang?”
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