I was thinking of grabbing a Hobbes collection this weekend to read.
The Tenga may be my next purchase. This is literally my first masturbation tool I’ve ever bought, so we’ll see how it goes…review forthcoming.
yeah, i still gotta try that tengu mother fucker. I should just go to a sex shop and see what they have.
And yeah, me with kids will be a horrifying predicament
my fleshlight is hopefully still buried in a shoebox in my room…last time i came home and (i guess) my grandma assumed it was a flashlight and had it in the cabinet with all of the other flashlights lol
Man…that is wack.
What does Mr.Karate say during his NeoMax? It sounds incredibly badass, as is his NeoMax.
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I really miss this game.
Oh, as for comics, how could SRK not show some love for my man Curtis? Loved that strip growing up. :tup:
We all do brother. We all do.
Nothing that stairs can’t handle.
…SRK, son. 
Spent from my Ocho, using Fapatalk.
Agreed. I actually played my PS2 version for the first time in over a year the other day. I was as horrible as ever.
fuckin boss man.
that dilbert cartoon was boss
I dont even care about or even really like fighting games anymore but Im still hoping that they will bring CvS2 to xbla/psn with net play sometime in the future. That is the only reason I dont get rid of my arcade sticks.
So I had this dream where me and a baby pig had to fight off an army of Cobras (The snakes) in an apocalyptic wasteland. So now I want a pet pig, and his name will be Mr. Oinkers.
The girlfriend is naturally not pleased by my revelation dream or sudden urge to have a badass pet pig to fight snakes with.
heh, actually a miscarriage and an abortion…damn, asians get pregnant easy. I guess that happens when my massive junk ejaculates directly into their fallopian tubes.
easy solution
get a new pro-pig girlfriend
I gave her an ultimatum of pig or monkey as a pet, pig won.
Aw. Also having sex with Aliens is basicially the best thing. Especially when it’s clothed and hilarious. I didn’t play ME1 so I had no connection to any of the characters from the first game. Ashley Williams was like “I am back, here I am, bitch bitch bitch” and I was like “Bitch you better stop bitching, I don’t know who you are”
Then I saved the colony and gave her a hug. Garrus became my number 1 homie though. He is lolz. I can’t wait to have him on my team again, giving each other dap when we headshot alieiums.
No one likes Ashley Williams, absolutely no one. My greatest joy in Mass Effect 1 was trolling her into admitting she was Xenophobic only to chastise and berate her right after it. I did that quite a few times, bitch never learned her lesson.
Ashley can die in a ditch. Worst character in the ME universe
Add another one for fans of the C&H, Farside and Dilbert. Pearls Before Swine is beast as well. Only saw a few episodes of the Dilbert cartoon but didn’t like what I saw.
The.best thin about CvS2 were the SNK sprites. Now that XIII is out there’s no reason to look at that boring ass game.
Very, very low. I only played for 1 night. Approx 4 hours spent in it so far. The day I bought it I had to start back to work and I’ve been working ever since. Oh well,. only two days this week and I shift change and actually get weekends off again. And nobody better not try to get me out of the house that first couple weekends. I don’t care if you have Mavricks tickets. Eff a basketball. :tup:
After someone brought up CvS2 I decided to go find a couple of the combo vidoes that used to get me pumped to play that shit. I found them…and they still get me pumped to play that shit. Too bad I dont have it. =(
here are the videos in case anyone was wondering…
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