RIP Patrice, great comedian. Gonna watch some of his stand up in honor of him.
odin you still playing Diablo 2? I xfered some things onto my zealot and the dude now does 15k zeal with 2 merc auras+fanat aura. Shit is crazy! I have a bunch of other muled stuff to put on my NL mains but I’m too lazy.
ok so in honor of my not feeling so sick anymore i went out to do something no one in America has done in a long time. BUY an album from the store. it’s Vildhjarta’s release day. only the most anticipated obscure Swedish progressive metal albums for THE PAST 4 YEARS. oh wait, i forgot where i live.
F.Y.E. says "it shows up but we don’t have any in stock"
Best Buy says "yeah, it’s out today… you can buy it off of our website"
Target says … NOTHING BEQUASE TARGET SUCKS
why didn’t Century Media ship 1 fucking album to my town? i wasted gas going to the only 3 stores (all 3 of which stock other Century Media owned property) that sell music in the city. why shouldn’t i download it? you’re going to be out of a sale? you’re out of a sale now that i didn’t get to buy the album in which you didn’t want to ship! :mad:
i’m glad i gave all those people in the stores diphtheria.
Thinking about the real life logistics with things… what about the vampirism deal? I was thinking of what it would be like if that became a reality starting tomorrow. That’s suddenly quite a problem if you happen to work a regular job during the day. It raises the question of "could I get by in sunlight with crazy amounts of sunscreen on?"…perhaps backed up with extra layers of clothing? That might look suspicious in the summertime…then people would start wondering why you also have sunglasses on in the building. They’re also wondering why you keep closing the blinds and avoiding uncovered windows throughout the day. Your financial situation might take a hit then without a regular day job… what jobs even pay that well that happen to have a graveyard shift? It seems like you’d be relegated to warehouse jobs or working late nights at a store like Walmart…that’s if you want to keep your money situation perfectly legal, of course. You could also just find ways to utilize the vampire powers for theft and various scams (that’s where the “compulsion”/“charm” ability would be quite valuable…you could be a con-man on a whole new level of greatness with that)…oh yeah, or you could just sell drugs or pimp some hos I guess…actually, pimpin’ would be a PERFECT career choice for a vampire!
Much later on in life would come the problems you’d run into just from being immortal… people begin to wonder what’s up with you still looking like a 21 year old when you’re actually 65…there would be jealousy to the extreme, and some would suspect you have a deal with Satan, or there is some other supernatural shenanigans going on here…fast forward to you being about 80 or so, you would draw too much attention to yourself as the focus of local and perhaps national news for this “condition” of apparent eternal youth. This goes on long enough and eventually someone from a secret military/government program may want to ask you some questions then “invite” you to a lab for research, and that probably won’t end well. So, you’d have to fake your death at some point, and emerge elsewhere like you’re in a witness protection program. You’d have to repeatedly do this at the end of each lifespan for new fake identities forever…just to stay under the radar. Far off into the future… you still don’t really get immortality since this planet won’t be around forever. Actually, long before that day comes, the human race would likely be extinct…and what is the vampire to do at that point? You’d have to get by on whatever low-rank animals happen to still be around, and they probably would not be as satisfying as the human flesh and blood you were accustomed to.
It might still be worth having the cool superhuman abilities though. In terms of natural abilities, humans are so dreadfully boring…and weak.
I know it’s super gay to watch glee, so me complaining about it will be for naught, but this season has been real dumb so far.
Now it’s getting really stupid. A school isn’t going to ostracize a hot latina for being a lesbian with another hot ass girl. Especially the hot ass white slut cheerleader. It’s kinda retarded that the creators will think that all these beautiful people would be shat on in school in anyway. The only one who’d have any problems would be the fat black girl. And if it was real life she would just use the stereotypical fat black girl argument technique (just rapidly swearing as loud as possible) to stop anyone from coming at her anyway.
All the Sue crap got old at the end of the first season and the retarded girls antics have actually made me hate retarded people.
I’ll still defend the first season for being legitimately great. The pilot was spectacular.
They didn’t even explain what happened to Chord Overstreet. Oh well, it was a good season and 6 episode run. Now they are just back to retreating the same crap every episode. Didn’t the same thing happen to nip tuck?
In other news, New Girl is hilarious. I can’t wait till the new episode is on so I can laff. Also time to put that future book on my book list.
White Shadow might seem smrt, but once you go into the one piece thread and read his posts you realize he real dum.
I remember reading a sex survey in the Guardian that showed that Japanese women were the least satisfied in bed out of all women world wide, the funny thing was France of all places was down there with Japan. Nigeria was number 1, lol.