maxx you asking these questions and actually being serious about them is making me facepalm.
i just saw Bodie on a FedEx commercial. wtf. someone give that dude some real work
also i think i’m finally out of the woods on my stomach flu. i threw up 5 times and took 23 shits day before yesterday. yeah, i did count them.
that “period” being after they’re born. brush up on your abortion rights, homey.
I thought that they weren’t considered “born” or “people” until they came out the womb or until the mother reached 7+ months.
The blackness in me tried to deny it but after hearing the song Mean I no longer can…
Taylor Swift is The Truth. And I will be downloading many of her songs for the rest of the day.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing in his best Taylor Swift voice while the beat to the song Love Story plays:
And she said…
"Swooooordsman, take me somewhere we can be alone"
You said,
"No problem bitch, as long as we get to bone."
I’ll be the pimp and you’ll be the princess
This is a pooorrrno
Baby, just say “Yes!”
The fuck? Let’s say I gave you a thirty minute video recording of a thick velvet purple curtain being filmed. You can’t see behind the curtain and you can’t see through it. You can barely even tell if it’s a recording or a still.
This is the curtain
Now, there are people having fucking like wild animals behind the curtain the entire time. Is it porn?
Those were the fake shits. The real ones are coming. While you sleep. :tup:
Turkeys be getting revenge on him for basting their legs before eating them.
I had the stomach flu once, when I was a kid. Maybe middle school or earlier. Before I even knew I had it I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and started throwing up. My nose started bleeding too so it was a pool of vomit with blood on top. A few seconds later I started diarrheaing in my jammies at the same time. This was crazier than farting and burping simultaneously. At the time I still shared a room with my sibling so imagine having to turn the light on and take your poopy pants off without waking them up.
I was sick for awhile after that. Really sucked too because it was during the usual Christmas vacay. I couldn’t even really drink anything. I had to take a sip of a drink every fifteen minutes. Anymore than that and I’d throw up, and throwing up when you barely have anything in you really blows.
I’m sorry, Damned. PLEASE FORGIVE MEH 
Did you check the videos out, though? :tup:
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i wish. :bluu:
i was shitting water and bile after the first 4 shits. i bet i shit a gallon of water day before yesterday. speaking of weight loss, y’all need to check out racist-ass Kzoh in the show yourself thread. dude lost 2 white girls.
maxx is trolling.
The only time I saw newborn porn was in “Serbian Film”. When the woman gave birth and that dude start doing the baby.
Depends on the state. Different states have diff rules when their considered “people”
i never said anything about newborn porn. not one thing about a newborn.
Which anime is it with the crazy dude shotgunning a little kid twice in the face?
He’s one of those little chess pieces.
Camp Anawanna! We hold you in our hearts! And when we think about you IT MAKES ME WANNA FART!
It’s I hope we never part! Now say it right or pay the price!
And Max you still haven’t answered my question.
So many niggas done commited statutory rape on an infant and didn’t know it cause they wife on that me so horny tip.
Yo Shaft. how’s about some legs to go with that post mang?
-Starhammer-
Y’all short + flip-flops in 31 degree fahrenheit weather white folk need to stop that shit. It is hailing outside. You better kill that noise ans cease that mess.
Thigh high socks are so hot, but no one ever mentions them. Along with tan lines, one piece bathing suits, and boy shorts.
You know I heard of that NaNowowoowasi thing but never knew what it actually meant.
I’ve learned something today. I still have a day, I still think I can bang one out.