Wife got me that $10 Yakuza. I is a happy husband.
$67 ping pong table to add on top. I used to literally smash on hoes back in the day. :lol:
How DARE she do her job.
Snuggle wife. Typing with left hand difficult. Black Friday. Blu Ray movies at target. I got these for $18.
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Yay!
Penis thumb?
The sign at counter says they ID under 25. I do not look 25. Don’t get between me and my alcohol.
I bet you next time somebody comes in and she want to ID them, she will be more diligent. The way I see it, I helped her level up. She is now a more effective employee
Wait. So she asks you to do something that takes 5 seconds to do, which for all we know she might’ve asked because a manager is there and wants to be thorough. You react by not paying and being a dick?
Did I get this right?
Vynce has the hands of a ninja turtle suffering from albinism. This is coming from a man who was once called “big dick fingers” in high school by a female friend. That was an uncomfortable situation. I had a feeling she liked me but couldn’t act on it because my best friend really really liked her.
That made me lol irl. My wedding band looks like The One Ring.
I used to weigh 215. At 175 my fingers are marginally smaller. You should see my big toe.
Everybody says my big toe is huge too. My big toe is like two of my thumbs put together. My fingers aren’t really thick though, which is why it threw me off when she said that to me. I was a chunky monkey in high school so that probably made all the difference. Now they’re hairy like a palm you’d make wishes on.
I guess so…
…that thread is 50% DevilJin playing theory fighter and 50% Viper dickriding that she’s the best character.
So you really are this dumb.
Yeah I changed my mind. You get my nomination for dumbest poster this year.
haha, Saint’s Row called out my friend on cheating…when you start co-op it warns you that the other person has cheats enabled. Of course he denied it but the game had the message displayed on my screen plain as day. The annoying thing is that this has probably ruined that particular save file, which is my Halle Berry character. Even if you aren’t using cheats anymore, once you save over that file, you can never get achievements from that…so it looks like my Halle character may have to be restarted or picked up from a much earlier point in the game (*the benefit to always having multiple save files…)
*another character idea… Psycho Papa Smurf…maybe an Abobo from Double Dragon…
Kim Guilfoyle just stood up on today’s episode of The Five (Fox) and that girl has one HELL of a side profile. It’s almost on par with the Vivica Fox scene at the beginning of Independence Day. I was not aware that she had that much going on back there. I’d pay just to caress those sweet cheeks one time.
*Reena Ninan is another legendary piece of Foxnews ass…she’s always reporting from somewhere in the middle east though… I’d like to see her in a studio or on the couch for their morning show.
Fucking cops man. K-9 cop is right, that fucking animal.
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Vynce’s chode thumbs are a direct result of his MMA training.
The article was much worse than “isn’t great.” It was contradictory, sloppy, and more or less just random babbling in text form. Sure, it’s like a forum post, except its’ not in the forum, it’s on the front page, and somebody’s being paid for it. I can’t get with your sentiment at all. Front page as fighting game news aggregator >>>>>>>>>>>> unqualified people making social commentary. At least if i see yet another combo video, it’s pretty easy do determine it’s not worth my time.
You’ll be thumbing for a ride home when I kick your ass out of the octagon!
[swig of sponsoring energy drink]
Of course.
ABB tastes like a kick in balls + Dimetapp.
Why kick a man while he’s down?
Motherfucker who invented that shit prolly named it after his best semester in bio-chem.
We can still spoon on the mat and simulate sex with the understanding that what we’re doing is actually antithetical to homosexuality, right?
And whoever wins can say about the loser, “Yeah, I tapped that”.
COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUALLY.