You need to step it up brah. Gotta impress those broads with the next level. Acronym strokes.
(Ugh. Dead spider in cooking pot kinda killed my already weak appetite. Walk time.)
Damn it, mIRC. Why didn’t you post her pic in one post and then reveal whether she was a originally born a man or not in another?
Has Maury taught you nothing?
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eyes glow red
oh lol…i feel like there was a time when i knew that
haha, I wonder what the royal family hopes to do at this point about the Kate pictures? They can’t do anything now, because we’ve all seen the pictures at this point. You CANNOT stop the power of the internet, you fools!
two Howard Stern segments I never get tired of hearing-- the infamous premiere of the Gary “Bababooey” tape (“I lost mah lova… and I lost my best friend”–everyone in the studio cracks up laughing… classic shit, man)… and the Vinnie Favoli tape ("…I’m scratchin’ my balls, I caught myself, I won’t do it again, ok? This hand… now that you’re gone I have to find something for this hand to do and if you were here, you would benefit from that OH so much"* --unforgettable material, folks). It just never stops being funny to me.
*most improved Fox girl-- Harris Faulkner. Such evolution there…like she spent some time in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber of sex appeal…training hard like a female saiyan… and the quality of her DSLs is amazing.
*In other news… it appears that Dakota Fanning actually has some curves now… I didn’t sense any future hotness out of this one… I thought she’d grow up to be “so-so” at best, but she may evolve into something interesting, actually…
whoah hold on now… Ms. Minaj is an American Idol judge now? You… cannot be serious with that…whatever, I’ll tune in occasionally to see that big booty if they show her walking around. No, I don’t care that it’s a fake booty.
WHOAH#2-- there is some serious hotness lined up on this show “Revenge”. Yep, they just gained a new fan right away… ABC is doing a small marathon of it right now… it’s kind of silly to do a half-ass marathon though. The pilot episode is on now, but right after this it skips to episode 15, then episode 22.
Also, this show features this incredible new piece of ass: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0534772/ (*bonus points for her having THAT accent! English accent… it’s just too strong. I cannot ever resist that power.)
Sidenote #498— The Secret Circle is on Netflix now… I didn’t notice it there before. It’s already canceled, but I’d still advise people to check out the incredible lineup of ass on that show too.
off topic talk
I think…
It’s Off-topic Thread.
Some kind soul heard about my horrendous day Friday and bought me a copy of FTL.
IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.
Like seriously, if you’ve watched Star Trek/Battlestar Galactica/Firefly and thought “I wonder what it would be like to manage a crew on a starship?” then this is your game.
i’m watching a playthrough on Borderlands 2 on youtube and the dude playing is so bad, i’m getting pissed. first off, he’s on xbox; second, his sensitivity is too low; third he can’t aim; fourth, he’s missing items… while looking for items (better guns are dropping right in front of his face and he doesn’t even notice them); fifth, he keeps pausing to look at his inventory for too long; sixth, he has full health and he’s bitching about not being able to pick up all the extra health on the ground; seventh, ClapTrap is guiding him around and he keeps getting lost.
and he’s European. :mad:
Stop watching DSP.
Kind of freaked out inside my head today at Walmart. It was shitty.
I haven’t been to the grocery store in 3+ weeks since the woman left. Combination of not wanting to do anything, and not having to share all of my food so it went a lot longer than I expected. I decided to go today. It was crazy busy, and there were people just crammed into each isle. It was really bothering me that I couldn’t just go through and get what I wanted. I had put some stuff in my cart and suddenly, all at once, I became aware that I was at Walmart buying groceries and I completely forgot why. I mean, yeah I needed them, but it wasn’t a good enough reason. I looked down and there wasn’t much in my cart, but it was easily 40 dollars worth. I walked through a few more isles trying to remember why I was there, or why I was going to buy anything. None of it looked good. None of it should be eaten by humans. I made it all the way down to the back of the store before I just said fuck it. I left my cart in an isle, put my hood up, and walked out.
My brain was on fire and I just couldn’t stand to be there anymore. I have no idea what happened. Maybe its because its the first time I’ve really gone out in 3 weeks, or the first time I’ve gone out on my own in who knows how long. I didn’t want to be there, I didn’t want to spend money there, and I didn’t feel comfortable and that really bothered me. I’m not happy about today. I still have no food, so I guess I will go to a different store tomorrow.
i watched DSP for Borderlands 1. infinitely better than this guy, and DSP only used 3 guns the entire game
Foodstamp dispensation is during the middle of the month,
Don’t go food shopping during that weekend.
noob, don’t ever go to Walmart on Sunday during normal hours. worst time ever.
you go on a weekday at 3 am or later.
I have a better idea: give me that $40. I can feed myself for a month on that.
Yeah I don’t know where you heard that from but it’s definitely the 1st of the month around these parts… Then again you’re in Florida. They run shit different there…
DSP is one of the worst players in pretty much everything. Afterall this is the guy who took 20 minutes to do an unboxing video on Tag 2.
I wish I could book an hour at Walmart or the Dollar Tree. Just my wife and I, no other customers. I hate going to Walmart, but the store itself kind of kicks ass.
The mutants that shop and work there, though.
Welfare day is the 5th, in NH.
I don’t see the problem with playing Borderlands on console. The differences aren’t as stark as say games like Battlefield 3.
Same here. 1st.
My mom gets her refill halfway through the month, she doesn’t bother shopping until a few days after that 'cause the shelves are stripped and she doesn’t want to deal with the bullshit of lines
Speaking of Borderlands, I just downloaded Borderlands 2, but I haven’t burned it yet. :shake: