It just goes to show: Exploiting young girls with daddy issues is the official international language of men! (herein dubbed mangluage?)
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Manlage
Pronounced: Man Lays
(that amorphous g, and that silent e… standing for female, as it should).
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If only that silent e were standard equipment in all females.
Eh, what do I know, maybe they are, there’s just such shoddy QA in the Asian models that I don’t know it’s there…
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Man, I can’t go to sleep. Ever try to figure something out and you just CAN’T stop thinking about it until you get it?
I’m trying to think of where i saw this actor. He’s a method supporting role actor, skinny and he looks like a rat. He’s got a mole on his face and always plays some sleazy rat-like character. I can’t think of what movies he’s in for the life of me so that I can look him up.
You’re godlike.
And it’s not Steve Buscemi?
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Not gonna lie… Buscemi was the first guy I thought of too.
Followed by that dude who always plays the bad guy who dies some gruesome death (was the main bad guy in The Crow).
But I do not recollect if HE has a mole.
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Agreed.
I’d go so far as to say it was his own damned fault, for using Failbook in the first place.
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Buscemi is more of a ring-tailed lemur than a rat.
This guy is NOT someone you talk about. He’s just in the background because he looks like he needs to belong there in the sewers, wearing a trench coat, looking like a rat. He never. has. speaking. lines. Which makes it 1000% more impossible to remember where I know him from.
Bah! I need to go over all the movies I’ve watched recently. :tup:
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this is my favorite gun video ever.
Green Lantern just got better and better as the season went on… of course, thsi means CN will most likely cancel it too. This scene where the alien in purple kept effortlessly dodging all the red guy’s attacks was classic shit, man… it was like that guy was bored because he’s seen “red guy”'s combos thousands of times before, and knew the exact timing of everything.
*I just randomly remembered an early 90s cartoon that I didn’t care for— The Stone Protectors. Just 1 commercial was enough to make me avoid even giving that show a chance.
*“The Wonderful 101”, folks. (WiiU) That game will be LEGENDARY.
*A Bridezillas marathon is on WE apparently… if ever there was a commercial AGAINST the silly idea of marriage today… there it is.
Homecoming is soon… I’ll just be glad when it’s over, really. Parking and traffic is sure to be a nightmare…and there’s bound to be wayyyy more people here than normal since this is the Centennial Homecoming and all that jazz.
*aha, so you can indeed still buy two 16 ounce drinks in New York City. Heh, a soda ban… such foolishness. It’s almost like this is a news story from The Onion… it’s hilarious to me that they’re serious with that. I suppose the next target might be… the type of cheeseburger you can get at a fast food place… that pansy ass fruitecake will determine that none of you can order any burger that’s bigger than a quarter-pounder. “Everybody can only get the #1 combo meal” or perhaps 2 years from now it will be "You can only order 2 slices of a pizza from now on…"then people would have to get around it like “yeah uh…let me get the 2-slices…but I want 3 orders of the 2 slices” …nanny-state mamby-pamby-land ass niggs… Get the fuck outta here with that 
Gonna take a wild guess and say that none of them have been in the military lol.
There’s…a stripper thread?
I hate it when some of the best tracks are bonus tracks that you only get for buying from iTunes or something lame. I dunno what you had to purchase to get this, but I’m upset that I don’t have it.
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Also, in other news, my website needs updated. Prices need dropped and new hardware needs to be put up. I also need to make pages for laptops, and a fully custom option. fart noises
Strip Club/“Gentlemen’s Club” stories thread. Hope it wasn’t bumped off the planet by all the new thread creation-ism.
Hah, should probably keep this one to myself, but what the hell.
Prostitute/hookup/craigslist thread might be called Crotch Regional Matchmaking.
Also read about strippers vs prostitutes yesterday taking a looksee into ST Lounge/unread.
Because only a true gentleman would go to a Gentlemen’s Club…
And we are all true Gentlemen here…
Way ahead of you.
same here for the most part.
The fuck they use those to kill? Elephants?