Garlic ice cream and garlic chocolate chip cookies are severely underrated.
Nothing beats that one craigslist ad that got posted in the lounge about the guy wanting to season a whole bath tub full of noodles, and was looking a lady to go over to his house, undress, lay in them for a hour or two, then leave; door left unlocked, at work all day, will remit pay after, or some such.
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I think my junk has bigger girth than her thighs. No thanks.
…And why for the love of God does she have her teeth sticking out? Damn hun.
-Starhammer-
hump
Please spoiler that… PLEASE…
Since I just discovere dthe Mr. Warzard thing was already mentioned, I’ll provide you some new content: an update on the toilet situation.
So the water finally went down last night, leaving nothing but the colloidal remains of the deposited content…the toilet paper and waste matter appears to have combined into some sort of sludge of even consistency…like some kind of poop gravy…or fondoodoo, if you will. Now I’m trying to decide if I want to try to flush it again in hopes that Plumbing Mutombo is through finger-wagging and back on the bench. Wish me luck.
Good luck, warrior. Press on.
Well, so much for lunch. 
At least I took my protein before reading that.
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I can’t stop thinking/laughing about Shaft Agent’s story about Azure.
*“pull the lever, my love…” *
It gets me everytime 
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“fondoodoo”
Glad I already ate.
On the plus side, Fed-Ex just delivered me some reduced fat cheese crackers. I did an online survey and ended up in an in-home taste test study on what are almost certainly Cheez-Its but they can’t tell me because that would influence the results.
I daresay the vegetarian ones are delicious too. Great on sandwiches.
Speaking of garlic ice cream, there’s a gourmet ice cream joint around where I live that changes what they have nearly every day based on availability. Had a mushroom ice cream there once that I thought would be kinda disgusting or overly-earthy, but ended up just tasting like the sweet part of whatever mushroom they used. It was refreshing.
shrug
It’s cool.
Seeing Dick Run must get you all hot and bothered.
The Pepperjack ones are the best.
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That mushroom ice cream sounds good.
All Morningstar products are vegetarian, FYI. I don’t eat meat (sans my 1/month sushi meal)
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Bacon is good.
Don’t know that I’d try almost any of the others, TBH.
D’oh, silly me.
Yeah vegetarian food has a certain stigma about it. You just have to know where to get the right stuff. I’m not vegetarian, but I don’t eat a lot of meat, and I’ll say it’s often better than actual meat itself. But I think people are coming about that realization.
Except lamb. Nothing beats a good lamb. Which is kind of cruel to think about, actually.
On another note, Black Mesa was released today. It’s missing Xen, but I think I’ll have to dl it once I free up some space.
This stuff… is great. You can get it at Target.
I used to feel the same way about lamb… I love kebab and other middle-eastern foods. Qorma and some lamb kofta… OMG I used to love that shit… but we all make sacrifices… I’ve not gotten sick, lost 73lbs, and felt better than ever before since I gave up meat.
That is freaky.
I too, have not gotten sick even once, since I quit meat.
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I’ll keep getting sick. I will never give up my steak, chicken, or fish.
Fish, I’ve not given up. I can’t give up sushi and grilled salmon… ever.
Steak never interested me.
Chicken… meh. Tempeh has replaced that piece.
Though sometimes, I really want a fucking gyro.
Since I cut down on meat I feel pretty good always.