Holy shit, I just realized that bkfst_sausage is mixah. I would like to reiterate my desire for a “history of usernames” on this board. Too many people changing their names or straight out getting banned and coming back with new names.
Man, he has it on the signature o_O
I wanted to change my name to TYRANNICAL but I was prem at the time and didn’t want to throw down that much cash for a name change.
Hadoken King > Mixah > Bkfst_sausage > Lunch_Hotdogs > Bkfst_sausage
Unless I get banned again, this one’s keeping.
This is my third name… Two banned. Lunch Hotdogs was temporary until I Bkfst came back, which is why I posted that profane image of a damaged penis.
For the same reason that my SRK gender is apparently female. It’s unknown.
There’s no good justification for it… I’m not gay. I’m not a woman. I’m not a tranny. I’ve never thought about becoming a tranny. I don’t eat meat. No clue.
Basically.
Also - this is funny:
http://binghamton.craigslist.org/vgm/3271484833.html
Matters not why he likes big sausage. All that needs to be known is that he likes it. For him, a big sausage is both a pacifier and milk bottle.
Catch is, you have to burp him when he’s done.
Obviously this.
And there better be a blankey waiting for me as well.
Honestly, I don’t really pay attention to people’s signatures, but yes, I feel dumb for not knowing that. For some reason I always know when it’s Jab tho…
“I don’t smoke it, I just sell it”
Also I think you have to buy two or three SRK shirts to be eligible for the name change now.
I don’t
Have a
gimmick
but
simple minded
people
do.
Yo, im a fuckin’ hit…I guess. That video up there has a lot of views, well, compared to most of my videos. And its just a lame video of me being an asshole.
That dude pertho, dont let him fool you, he admires that shit. Shit man, I forgot about that video till just now, he didnt…
When I signed up, Rabbit was taken. It was taken by a guy who has since been purged it seems, and replaced by this.
http://shoryuken.com/forum/index.php?members/rabbit.68398/
Do you understand my rage? I want this name.
Um.
Okay.
Your billion rants about how it, SF4, etc were totally garbage games, and not worth your getting actually good at, I guess do not count, eh?
Do keep on trying to build yourself up with air though.
It makes for entertaining reading.
Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
Lmfao somehow I missed that post about assbeard. I love it, ggs Wtfakumahax.
It’s not even Jab’s gimmick, he just has a rather unique voice, even in text land. It’s pretty easy to spot him.
I thought about changing my name one time, but opted not to. I’m glad now I didn’t, AL is my name. I can’t change that, it’s who I am.
I wanted the name “Mrs. Wizard” but I don’t think that would fly.
What about Mister Wizard, or Myster Wizard?
Should be “Miser Wizard”
Maybe because he always have a Thouther Avatar 
Plus the way he post is kinda easy to spot
I’m gonna change my forum name to Assbeard.
I didn’t even ask. I indirectly did… but stopped from a direct question. He was in a hurry to talk about big sausage no matter the question, going unasked or not. I can’t even get people to answer my direct questions. :shake:
Reminds of the Spanish speaking co-workers I had. We all got to learn about “joto” and “joo likey de chorizo ahahah” motion to the mouth. But yeah I tried to bridge the gap more than anyone else to speak with them funny ass dudes. My last day of work, or picking up the paycheck actually, they were still too scared to go buy the Yamba Yuice guey, right next door.
Younger guy brought a 120 in 1 GBA SP with NES games and he knew all the secrets for Mario Bros OG. I think we didn’t see him for an hour when he found Soccer on there and he was prob out back or hiding in the bathroom getting his game on. Serious futbol business, do not disturb.