Double Dragon.
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Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
Lemme class this thread up with a favorite song of mine
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Alternatively, fuck that:
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Terrible suggestions, all of you.
I’m just going to get Tony Hawk HD
As soon as I get brain damage.
So they can’t sell sodas larger than 16oz in restaurants in NYC now? Good. This will keep people from getting fat off all that excess sugar while they down their thousands of calories in super-burgers and fries while lying on the couch not burning off the fat through moving. You’re a savior, Bloomberg.
Don’t ever scare me like that again
Will that cause us to see people with oddly shaped heads/bodies?
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I hope I’m that good some day :rock:
Split the image so we can swap the top half of the sprite to do different stuff like reload, shoot, and switch stances.
You play guitar Perk?
Why don’t you start a thread so I don’t have to want to keep looking back at your progress?
Hahaha nooooo. I sing.
Wow…fuck you Bloomberg.
Now you are going to give Mayor Emmanuel ideas.
i took Plies and the dude that wrote and rapped on Rebecca Black’s Friday into account 
i chose Flocka as worst verse because in his previous verse he was rhyming… badly but still. Plies is shit, but he never did anything like this :d:. there is no eveidence the dude that wrote Friday can write lyrics or rap at all.
throwin’ up stacks/
omg/
smh when i’m on that stage/
pourin’ Rosé all on her ass/
a round of applause baby pop that pussy/
drop it down for me girl do a split/
Do you smoke girl got a zip/
garbage. 
also Plies is trill as fuck.
fun fun fun fun
i like nerd (it’s a nice, middle of the road insult), but i agree it’s getting co-opted as well.
i remember it used to be:
geek, nerd, dork = people deserving of getting the shit beat out of them for being different
then it was:
geek = the nerd that could socialize with normal people
nerd = not as sociable as a geek, but able to interact
dork = the failure that can’t relate to anybody that’s not into D&D or LARPing
now it’s:
geek = cool dude that has a faux-hawk, buys iProducts, and watches G4 and The Big Bang Theory
nerd = white girl with skunk stripe hair that wears lens-less glasses and watches The Big Bang Theory
dork = someone that doesn’t watch The Big Bang Theory
aspie = the old version of dork that “lives in mother’s basement” (another phrase that annoys me)
man, i used to make those at least once a week whenever some noob would post some stupid bullshit in GD or somebody was rippin on me. i used to do it in IRC too. like they’d rip on me and if i wouldn’t respond immediately they’d be like “you better not be writing a story about me” i’d stop writing the story because it was too funny. i got busted twice for that
ones you missed:
-the one where the gangsta pimp shot his chubby prostitute in the face in the desert but started jacking off because the wind blew her dress up and he caught an upskirt view. also he had tattoos of arrows pointing to his nipples
-some dude on SRK was talking about draconian gun control measures (i think… something with guns) and i made a story about him cutting open a shotgun shells and stuffing gun powder and pellets down his urethra and making his friend hurry up to light the match before it got too soggy in there
-some dude snorting coke of some Greek dude that never took a bath and was wearing sandal’s dick in the bathroom at the park
-some fat dude that was eating Cheetos and didn’t wash his hands before he started masturbating and he was masturbating so hard a cloud of Cheetos dust formed around his lower torso and pre-cum fell on his Kenneth Cole dress slippers and he wanted to eat it because it had mixed with the Cheetos dust on it’s way down.
those are the only ones i remember right now. i think i wrote more than 10 of them.
Maybe I should do a blog or something. A thread seems like a dumb idea.
Here’s a better idea:
Sell it to Nintendo.
Watch it be a WiiU Exclusive.
Announce it in a thread.
Sit back and watch the show.
Considering you probably do live in your mother’s basement, that is why it annoys you.
DA TROOF HURTS
That was quick. I know it says they had premarital pages signed, but I have a feeling that’s gonna be nullified so she can shovel his pockets dry.
-Starhammer-
Can somebody explain to me why this happens when I save the gif with a transparent background?
See, I’m an adult so the idea of labels is silly anyways. However, I was very unpopular in high school, though never beat up for it. That was more elementary school. I played Magic and was in drama, I was something, I dunno what though. Oh yeah, a virgin.
I bought House of the Dead 4.
Because I just can’t stand seeing you guys with all this suspense.
Don’t know, but you could potentially use that for a weapon that inflates people or gives them insta-cancer or something.
The animation for an enemy getting hit by said weapon, I mean.