i took Plies and the dude that wrote and rapped on Rebecca Black’s Friday into account 
i chose Flocka as worst verse because in his previous verse he was rhyming… badly but still. Plies is shit, but he never did anything like this :d:. there is no eveidence the dude that wrote Friday can write lyrics or rap at all.
throwin’ up stacks/
omg/
smh when i’m on that stage/
pourin’ Rosé all on her ass/
a round of applause baby pop that pussy/
drop it down for me girl do a split/
Do you smoke girl got a zip/
garbage. 
also Plies is trill as fuck.
fun fun fun fun
i like nerd (it’s a nice, middle of the road insult), but i agree it’s getting co-opted as well.
i remember it used to be:
geek, nerd, dork = people deserving of getting the shit beat out of them for being different
then it was:
geek = the nerd that could socialize with normal people
nerd = not as sociable as a geek, but able to interact
dork = the failure that can’t relate to anybody that’s not into D&D or LARPing
now it’s:
geek = cool dude that has a faux-hawk, buys iProducts, and watches G4 and The Big Bang Theory
nerd = white girl with skunk stripe hair that wears lens-less glasses and watches The Big Bang Theory
dork = someone that doesn’t watch The Big Bang Theory
aspie = the old version of dork that “lives in mother’s basement” (another phrase that annoys me)
man, i used to make those at least once a week whenever some noob would post some stupid bullshit in GD or somebody was rippin on me. i used to do it in IRC too. like they’d rip on me and if i wouldn’t respond immediately they’d be like “you better not be writing a story about me” i’d stop writing the story because it was too funny. i got busted twice for that
ones you missed:
-the one where the gangsta pimp shot his chubby prostitute in the face in the desert but started jacking off because the wind blew her dress up and he caught an upskirt view. also he had tattoos of arrows pointing to his nipples
-some dude on SRK was talking about draconian gun control measures (i think… something with guns) and i made a story about him cutting open a shotgun shells and stuffing gun powder and pellets down his urethra and making his friend hurry up to light the match before it got too soggy in there
-some dude snorting coke of some Greek dude that never took a bath and was wearing sandal’s dick in the bathroom at the park
-some fat dude that was eating Cheetos and didn’t wash his hands before he started masturbating and he was masturbating so hard a cloud of Cheetos dust formed around his lower torso and pre-cum fell on his Kenneth Cole dress slippers and he wanted to eat it because it had mixed with the Cheetos dust on it’s way down.
those are the only ones i remember right now. i think i wrote more than 10 of them.
