SRK Lounge for the TRUE SRK Gentlemen

Hey, the mantleplace is not a bad idea for dildos. I dated a girl for a while who after some time, had so many different toys we considered a Glass display case for em all but then she didn’t want her parents to see.

I got the Stoya butt fleshlight and it was crazy realistic cuz that shit was loose. If Stoya’s butt feels like that, I could bang it for hours without fear of cumming too soon…or at all. Also, for the love of masturbating, please clean your fleshlight. They grow mold if you don’t. I’m not even making a joke, that’s real.

Stuckey keepin’ the CST alive even without bein’ around. wtf Macon.

I’d love to see that place get wired up like The Truman Show. THAT would be some awesome television.

This console fanboy shit is too hilarious. Nintendo just can’t win EVER, in the eyes of ‘gamers.’ That game was never gonna get made so Ninty steps in. Now its like Iwata just shot their dog and raped their mother in front of them.
But Capcom goes and gets shitty ass Ninja Theory to fuck up DmC and that shit’s okay…

Fuck ‘gamers.’ Real talk.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Plus fuckin’ 1

“Gamers” do suck for, real.

  • Caresses his SNES and N64*

Leave us.

I want to play Bayonetta 2 and I don’t want to have to buy a new system to do that. Whether or not it would have got made or not is not my issue. It might as well not get made if I can’t buy it for a system I own. That would be like someone telling me my ex-gf is not married anymore and wants to hook up with me for a night of crazy anal sex. I’m fucking married, so who fucking cares?! It’s more frustrating to know that then to live with never having it.

Transitioning this game into unity.

Holy crap.

Unity is awesome.

I love where this thread is going.

You haven’t read the DmC thread have you?

Rabbit can’t be mean Capcom Unity.

Can anybody recommend a good PSN game?
I’m going dark for a few days and need something to contain my sanity.

Like platformers? Braid.

Actually I have. That game has a TON of defenders. 30 FPS, and its supposed to be Capcom’s response to Bayonetta.
At 30 FPS… (insert a RockB gif to accurately display the hilarity)

Sometimes I wonder if there is anybody left who just enjoys playing games rather than all this extra shit developers keep trying to convince us we need… Is apparently old and jaded

DmC, you mean THIS DMC?
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For the record, I’ll be playing DmC day 1. Although I play PC so with Capcom, chances are that’s more like day 86. I’m at the point where I don’t even count is as a Devil May Cry but just something that looks like it will entertain me for a few days.

I’m not willing to spend more than $20 on DmC…I can wait.

Like I said in the other thread:
If Bayonetta 2 was announced as a launch title for a next gen MS/Sony console…there wouldn’t be much whinery and bitching going around.

Well, it isn’t for shatta’s and my lack of trying, goddammit.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

I’m looking for something more arcadeish. Not just a single playthrough done one.

Anime-ish but there’s Contra Hard Corps.

Atta boy.

Not sure if this is on PSN

Looks good though

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Ah, now THIS is what I was looking for.

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Fuck those, get this.

Actually, this is what I was looking for.

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TLDR Space Invaders Infinity Gene looks like crack.