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I will have to agree with you on all of those. Yes Bacon is fucking delicious but people online make it sound like they would blow their dad and kill their mom just to have a strip. Bacon is fucking delicious, but it’s not Unicorn meat from Asgard. That being said, I’m hungry for Bacon now.

It mostly made me laugh. I’m not that into Tekken in general, and any opportunity to take a shot at smash.

And man Shaft Agent sure is a boring dude. Spends half his time in here going “I don’t like things that are fun!”

I would rather have breakfast sausages than bacon. Sometimes I like the patties but most times links are tops. Im freakin’ hungry now!

In terms of things you eat:

Pussy = Ass > Bacon > *

IMO

You’d rather have a small asian man instead of bacon?

If they made a cheesecake that tasted like a woman’s butt and covered it in bacon, I would kill my mom and blow my dad for that. Just saying.

I didnt say brkfst_sausage…

I was thinking that bacon is superior as it can be put on a shit load of stuff. I mean its so great thats its the only meat you can use to enhance other meat.

Waka is horrible, but he is not close to the worst rapper alive.

Elena’s lose pose in that game was…something. Come on, Capcom, did you really have to go face down, ass up?

I feel obligated to remind you that Plies exists.

Let’s play a game called “count the ‘niggas.’”

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I can’t actually make it through this whole song, but I’m pretty sure the nigga-to-line ratio is approaching 1.5.

Bacon isn’t even all that. It’s a decent addition/ingredient in moderation. Internet dorks think it’s cute to act like it’s the best thing in the world, knowing damn well the Beggin’ Strips dog deaded that shit a long time ago.

There is something very masculine in this picture that I can’t quite put my finger on.

She’s still mad attractive though, won’t lie.

Like, the smallness of her boobs and the wideness of her shoulders and legs makes her look very muscular. Not in a beefy way, but just in that thick way if you know what I mean.

I think she just isn’t very shapely.

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Wait, did Hav just say Monica isn’t very shapely?! Fucking kids these days…I swear to fucking bacon and Summer Glau…

That’s what we call a callback.

like i’m not saying bacon isn’t amazing. i’m just saying “geeks” wear shit out fast.

nah, i’m not against fun stuff, or repping your culture. i am against using a culture to rep yourself. that’s why i keep putting “geeks” in quotes. that word has been co-opted by media corporations to sell bullshit.

i know 2 fat chicks that have triforce tattoos. won’t STFU about Zelda. never played another NES game other than LoZ, and never beaten it.

gamer grrls

LOUNGE POSTS ARE LIKE NETWORKINGYUPPY’S AVATAR DESCRIPTION.
ITS ALL “RANDOM MADNESS”

i need to stop coming into this thread while zooted coz it makes me trip balls that much more.

i coulda sworn i saw heihachi eatin mario mushrooms…

must be my high playin tricks on me again.
o_O

I think “nerd” has been co-opted way worse. When celebrities who get to fuck models while railing coke off a strippers ass hole call themselves nerds (I’m looking at you Chris Hardwick*), the word is dead.

*I actually like The Nerdist, but c’mon…

mario mushroom brownies are the best

Only time I eat bacon is when its spread eagle on a burger being smothered in barbecue sauce.

I made peanut butter balls covered in chocolate and bacon once. It was very close to the thrill of eating a woman’s butt. If I haven’t made this abundantly clear, I like eating a woman’s butt.

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Hmmm so this is why RockB does it. It’s mad easy to post with gifs.

I’m still troubled by the triplets in this class. All three identicals except one of them is a ginger (they are dudes btw, sorry, no ginger triplet girl pics).

I think Hav has been spending waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time around at least two fat chicks with LoZ tats.

Shaft too.

But Shaft has the sense not to actually fuck them.

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I’d fuck two fat chicks with triforce tattoos because I’m married and it’s two chicks. When I was done, I’d tell them that they are fat and the sex was mediocre. Then I’d make some funny joke relating ot LoZ that isn’t coming to me as I type this comment.

Could you niggas call this dude by his proper name? You keep saying Hav and I’m getting all confused thinking he is posting in the lounge now. that’s some damn accidental trolling.