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Dude was getting real hyped up with Steve, and Steves personal bodyguard got up and told the dude it he wanted some to come get it, so the guy took his shirt off but they ejected him. He was all punching the damn set and you could see that Steve was getting bit worried. Steve told his bodyguard to sit down twice cause he didn’t want it to turn into a brawl. Could have been better, but I guess we will have to wait until tomorrow to find out how 4 children ended up with that PCP in they systems lol.

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS:eek:

I’ve been really enjoying the game grumps. I wish they would finish their LTTP run through though.

As in the dog?

That was interesting to see, admittedly, my favorite part is when he slams down the coffee cup like mead, “ANOTHER!”

Wilkos’ show is so damn silly is hilarious.

Looked her up, she is one of the very few women I can honestly say lipstick doesn’t make her look like a clown, you see her normally and you’re like, “yeah, nice.”

Her with lipstick is a whole different ballgame.

:o

Weisz is cool but she’s too white for me.

They seem to take on multiple games at once, like, alot.

The only woman too white for me is Rabbit’s confirmed senile lover.

Fuck man. I love watching the body guards getting involved. Always hilarious.
I’ve noticed something weird about the shows. On Jerry Springer, you some times see a hot guest, on Maury its rare and on Steve it never happens.
Its like a trickle effect of decent looking trailer queens.

Fun fact, the guy that played Jax in Mortal Kombat 3 actually appeared on an episode of Jerry Springer.

Was anyone else uncomfortable with Shaft writing himself into his fantasy tale, as a small boy getting sodomized by his perception of me?

I mean, the writing was mostly of a level with a small child, to be sure.

But I cannot neglect the fact that his self-label seems to be a multi-layered vehicle for both his stature, and his limited writing aptitude. This implies an almost paradoxical awareness on his part of his linguistic limitations. Coupling this with his admitted regress whenever around males he clearly, and justifiably, sees as his superior, he finds himself comforted by being the “small boy”, no longer afraid of a world of giants towering over him, both physically and intellectually, and thus seeks to impose a motherly aspect upon those superior men - ergo the allegory of the bosoms. This voices an even greater degree of Freudian fixation, than his calf fetish by itself ever could.

Not merely perpetually infatuated with the Mom-Calf (most males who develop a foot fetish do so at a very young age, calf fetishes being an extreme manifestation of an exacerbated, foot fetish, prolonged into adolecence, and rooted in childhood dwarfism), Shaft is perpetually over-awed by the chests that constantly over-shadowed him throughout his life. But, it is important to note, never having achieved a vertical level of equality, he FEARS them. Thus he clings to some place safe, some place familiar, the pillar of safety, that has sheltered him, that he has relied upon since infancy - the calf.

About the whole skull-fucking fetish… yeah - I got nothing.

Nor does Freud.

Or Jung, for that matter.

Japanese Hentai theory, however, strongly suggests it is a modern extension of Freudian theory, and a fixation with a mother figure with a giant distended clitoris (Futanaris-Calfbusterus).

Either that or someone should not have let him go into the big boys public restroom, as a child.

Dunno.

Maybe he is just gay.

Someday, someone will desire to help him figure it out, I am sure.

He’s in Cali, after all.

Every special little cherry blossom is bound to fall, in that state, eventually…

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Show me this magic.

This southwest salad at mcdonalds is godlike.

That fucking clown is a salad magician.

Edit.

Salad wizard sounds better. Either way this shit tastes amazing (grilled chicken)

That or you just projected your fantasy of Shaft being the other person, since he never mentioned that.

Who’s the fruit now?

Nice, Warner Brother’s Wile. E. Coyetee/Roadrunner labels, I love it.

Yo Natalie Portman the girl with low self esteem??!? Yeah I didn’t think so either… Then again I am on her side over Selma, sorry everybody. Not that my opinion means shit-all. Figured I’d point dat out though.

Someone tell me, why are Azure and Shaft crushing on each other so hard?

I’ve seen that before, and I will not watch it again.

White people rapping to show how not white they are is beyond passe.

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They figure that maybe if they can combine dicks they can actually have a shared penis length size that is somewhat close to average.

It’s all they’ve really asked for in life.

Let them have it. They are commudicksts…stststs

You, always.

I thought your reading comprehension was a tad bit better though.

But then again, it has been shown time and again, that your preferences are… skewed.

Stop imposing your younger self onto Shaft’s fantasy self, dammit.

It is too unfair to him.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

Lol, hav this isn’t irc, you can chill back and lurk for a bit. Don’t gotta respond to every single post :lol:

You just replaced yourself with myself in that post he made, so very easy.

I’m bored, taking a break from yard work. That and I’m procrastinating on studying for a Biology exam.

What about white people rapping because they love hip hop and are genuinely talented? Ex: Beastie Boys