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You guys are the bee’s knees. Got more help out of you guys in 5 minutes than from anyone I know irl in the past few months.
Going to do all above suggestions. Except getting bit by a spider. I don’t get bit by spiders, I bite them. Real talk.

Opinions haven’t mattered since 88
Bitches always be looking for some new dick to hop on
:smiley:

I need to study and find out a way to get a Gold account
peace

Yeah…

But Full Sail is, like, the elite of elite for that ish.

It makes the Art Institute look like the ghetto.

Its 3g and customization sucks?? IPhones are pretty and decent at what they do…that’s about it.

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

sup Nando

also the first 3 springsteen albums are the best

i love jersey meatloaf

Tonight…YOU

Spoiler

…Can be glad I don’t own the game. I’d be challenging you faster than Wimp Lo trying to get some curly Q lovin before the end of the movie. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

Can you…clone her?

Do we have the technology?

Snoop or Warp Trance. You must pick one.

your mandingo powers are low…that white meal has weakened you. i cant even begin to explain the free shit mandingo powers have given me…so close to a free car. im still mad i didnt pull that one off.

Real Talk, I’m going to learn that entire rap, just so I can scream it all. That way when I finally realize my dream of commentating on FG streams, I’ll have something to do during downtime that also trolls the hell out of the stream monsters.

Just don’t ask for pics…
Jabhadoken asked for pics… I told him the fuck off.
Just know she’s Indian, from Dubai, studying for an engineering PhD at an Ivy League school.

Fuck man, now im hungry…I forgot what I was gonna post.

i’m confused are you going to college or ITT? if you a re actually going to college, congratulations and since you’re family isn’t already wealthy, major in some useful shit.

Yours is probably already a clone. More likely a clone of a clone. You’re married to an asian Michael Keaton.

Oh, I thought it was an Asian Mel Gibson.

That’s not even my style.

I’m also not a massive fan of Indian women, but I’d happily take one that’s that chill.

So THAT is why you have that annoying ass catchphrase!

Shoulda stepped your game up then.

You were just playing on hard mode.

Besides, any girl that refuses to see you because you don’t text clearly has nothing else going on with their life, I mean seriously, it’s like not seeing someone because they don’t have facebook or some shit.

i finished the shell for my computer. i can’t believe it sits flush. so pumped. i still don’t know if i should stain it or not. all i need to do now is add or make a power button and maybe put a pulling fan.

You are about to be sorry you said that.

Why? Because recently, I heard something that is worse than either one. Worse even than snoop dogg doing warp trance. Worse perhaps than a porno where warp trance does snoop dogg. It is vile, it is roth, it is so horrible that even the most ruthless of men would not use its power. Can such evil truly exist, you ask? I know now that it is true. The evil is called Gangsta rap.

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WARNING:

If your heart has ever flinched at evil, if your nerves are not made of the strongest steel, if you have even the slightest shred of doubt within you, read not beyond this point. Your soul may be lost forever to a terror most obscene!

the acursed name of the most damnable of horrors

Spoiler

FRENCH GANGSTA RAP.

:shake: This is more horror than should be possible. I heard this the other day for the first time. I immediately burned the computer, the TV, and all the wires on which the information was carried. I have to wait a while to burn down the house, but I’ve drawn a cross on everything that will hold ink…Even my big toe. I did not believe. I simply COULD not believe such evil existed. My sanity and ego wouldn’t allow it, but pride be damned!!! We are all DOOMED if we do not take precaution against this…this…THIS!!! It’s name must not be spoken aloud, lest it immediatly corrupt and destroy those who hear it. Beware my brothers and sisters. Hell is upon this Earth…and it has a soundtrack. [/details]

-Starhammer-

Wife finally agreed to get counseling. I straight up told her, “Look, either counseling sessions start or I’m filing for divorce.”

Sessions begin Saturday. Whether it’s going to help or not, I don’t know. She has the tendency to stonewall and pretend there’s not a problem until the problem escalates and she turns into Asian Mel Gibson.

But this is my last ditch effort. And I was serious when I told her I would divorce her if she didn’t agree to counseling. And I’m serious that if she doesn’t take it seriously, I’m done. I’m not taking this vicious cycle now, so either things start to improve or I’ll improve my life by getting out of hers.

That sounds like a personal problem.

Just sayin’.

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